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Zucca's Megatron Dedication
Zucca walks out on to stage, twirling a microphone by it's cord, the white furred humanoid wolf pops his neck noisily and pushes a button, the curtains on stage parting to reveal Megatron himself in energy binders and a black sack over his head. "WHERE AM I?! WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?!" He bellows angrily. Zucca pats his shoulder and whips off the sack. "Now now Megatron, you're the star of the show here! All of your fans have come here to worship you!" He exclaims, gesturing to the huge, grand theatre filled with... Starath, Pacerpaw, Sapphire, Scorpinok and Inferno. Inferno is cheering his head off, holding a big sign that says: I <3 my queen! Scorpinok waves a noisemaker. "Yay Megatron!" He howls. Zucca smiles weakly. "Okay, so they're not filling up every seat... YET! The show's just begun, so don't worry Megs, the rest of your fans will show up." He says. Megatron scowls. "You pitiful organic half-breed! Release me at once, yeees!" Zucca shrugs. "Sorry Megatron, but I just don't think that's wise. Nooo." Megatron growls. "Cease your imitations, yeees!" Zucca grins. "Noooo." Megatron sighs, his shoulders slumping as he waits for further humiliation. Zucca holds up a microphone, clearing his throat. "The reasons I'm a Megatron fan are as follows!" 1: He is singularly, the most memorable villain I've ever seen. (And I've seen a lot!) 2: He is intelligent, devious and quick to act. 3: He is a patriot of sorts, vying for Predacon liberation through military means, not Diplomatic as the Tripredicus council goes for. 4: He has a superbly lovable speech pattern. 5: He's a brilliant tactician. 6: Even when plotting the Maximals downfall, he still is able to put time aside for an energon bath with his rubber ducky. ^_^ Megatron gasps. "What?! How did you know about that?!" He growls. Zucca shrugs. "Dun ask me, I'm just a Beast Wars fan." 7: He may not show it, but he cares about his troops. 8: Who can resist a purple dinosaur? Barney walks out on stage, looking around in confusion. "What am I doing here? Where are all the children?" Zucca facepalms. "Uhh... that way..." He says, pointing offstage someplace. Barney rushes off, stubby arms spread wide to hug the next unfortunate soul he comes across. 9: This may be arguable, but I'm sure Megatron has a good heart somewhere in there! Maybe... possibly...
Zucca grins while Megatron stands there, wishing to just disappear and end this shame
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