Botcon 2005:
Outtsyder's Report
Venue: Embassy Suites hotel, Dallas-Frisco
Dates: 22nd - 25th September, 2005
Thursday, September 22
I'll condense the details regarding the latter part of my trip.
The first half of the flight wasn't too bad, connecting in Salt
Lake City. But then there was the four-hour layover before my
Dallas flight was scheduled to take off. Making matters worse,
a problem with the plane caused the flight to be delayed almost
an hour. Once the plane finally took off, made its journey and
landed, the next hurdle was getting a shuttle bus that would take
me to the Embassy Hotel... preferably in time to meet the rest
of my group with BW International, who were likely already waiting
for me. As it happened, not only did several other people need
to use that same shuttle bus, but I ended up being the third-to-last
one in my shuttle to reach my destination, rendering me late to
meet with the others by two hours (as planned). I finally made
it there, exhausted, frustrated, and overheated from the Texas
heat, even in the evening, and finally reached the table where
we could pick up our BotCon packages. I ended up getting the 7-toy
box set; I haven't really fiddled with the toys yet, but the box
is made differently than other TF toy packages; it's made like
a lid that you slide off from the top, you can remove the toys
from the die-cut foam insert, put the toy back, and slide the
lid back on, as if nothing happened. And because I was among the
first 100 people to pre-register, I also got the special-exclusive
Deathsaurus lapel pin, which is basically the head of BotCon Deathsaurus
with the his name engraved on the bottom.
After getting my stuff, I lurched about tiredly, trying to find
any resemblance to people I may have known from before... preferably
Sapphire, Hacker, Miss Special, Dragonsflayme, and Beastbot. I
did meet up with a few other old TransFan acquaintances, including
Phil (SkyJammer) Zeman, Doug Dlin, and a few other people I remembered
from the past voice-acting tryouts. Finally, as I was scoping
around a corner were several convention-exclusive souvenirs were
being sold (more on that a little later), who should spot me from
a line-up near that corner... but Sapphire! As soon as she saw
me (and I her), she rushed me for a glomp... and I hoisted her
off her feet and spun her around! (No, Sapphire and I are NOT
a couple.) Sapph led me back to her spot in the line-up, where
Miss Special was saving her spot, and got to meet her, too. Finally,
some minutes later, we finally met with Beastbot, and later, Hacker
and Dragonflayme made their arrivals. With us altogether as planned,
I told them that I still needed to get to the nearby Holiday Inn
to check in my reserved room for myself and Hacker (I didn't have
time to get there yet, at the time). Once that was done (and having
dropped off our stuff), we eventually made it back to the Embassy
- with very little food in our stomachs - and went to the first
major event of the show: the MSTF show. We showed up about 20
minutes early (and there was no line-up), so we sat on the floor
together and while waiting for the doors to open, we listened
to something that I brought with me... my audiotaping of the infamous
Scott McNeil interview I conducted with him last June! All of
us laughed so hard at the audio transcript; not surprisingly,
Sapphire especially loved the parts when Rattrap got mentioned.
The doors for the MSTF show finally opened, and it finally got
underway. Despite some... unusual moments that I didn't particularly
care for, the show was still generally pretty good, mocking the
four episodes "Prime Target", "Auto-Bop",
"The Killing Jar" and "Only Human". We were
pretty disappointed that it was all G1 and they didn't MST any
BW episodes (especially Sapph, Haxx and Spesh, given they're primarily
BW fans), but it was still a pretty good show. I even prepped
Haxx and Sapph for Optimus Prime's infamous line in "Prime
Target"; despite not knowing much about G1, they LOVED that
line! (Incidentally, Prime's infamous line in that episode was,
"Amazing... a booby trap that actually catches boobies.")
Other bits enhanced the show further, such as the "bumpers"
between each of the MSTF "episodes", making jokes on
completely speculatively fictitious actors to be cast in the new
TF movie. Mentions included Sean Connery as Optimus Prime, Gilbert
Godffried (sp?) as Megatron (I was like, "What?!?!"),
Gary Coleman as Wheelie, and Adam Sandler as Skywarp (describing
both, paraphrasingly, as "unfunny pranksters who show up
everywhere all the time"). The one that got the most cheers
was "Pat Lee... as Swindle." (For those of you who don't
know, Pat Lee was the owner and president of the defunct comic
company Dreamwave... and at the time of the company's folding,
a lot of their employees are STILL owed money today.)
Among the mostly sleepless day (for almost all of us in the group),
it was still quite a lot of fun hanging out with friends who live
far away, and meeting them for the first time, or in some cases
a couple other times before. There was also a small display of
the additional exclusive souvenir toys also sold at BotCon; as
expected, a 2-pack included the expected Ratchet, the white repaint
of Energon Tow-Line. This 2-pack also included one of the already-expected
repaint of the Energon Arcee toy, an Autobot Femme named Flare-Up.
Also, the eighth toy was was given to fans who ordered the Primus
Package was another repainted Arcee; a Tripredacus Agent named
Flamewar. And another exclusive 2-pack featured repainted Buzzclaws,
as "Virulent Clone" Insecticons. We returned to the
Embassy's main desk to have a shuttle transport us back to the
Holiday Inn, but completely unexpectedly arrived more people to
the Embassy's lobby... voice actors Michael, Brian and Paul Dobson!
As soon as I saw them, I called out the first one I could see
(who was Brian, whom I met at Anime Evolution), and he and Michael
started chatting it up with me (Paul was somewhere else at that
time). And while I was talking with Michael and Brian, I introduced
them to Haxx, Sapph, Dragonsflayme, Special and Beastbot, telling
the Dobsons they were with BW Int.
Then came the hilarious part. Because I was talking with the
Dobsons so casually, Sapphire must have thought they were members
of another TF fanboard, and asked them which communitythey go
to. I slickly cut in, going, "Psssst... Sapph... they're
voice actors!" That initial shock out of the way, we talked
for a little while longer before we had to split up, and get back
to our rooms... but not without someone in our group asking me,
"How many voice actors do you KNOW?!" We finally got
back to the Holiday Inn and crashed, hoping to have some semblance
of energy for the following day.
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Friday, September 23
Still running on very little sleep, we mooched (okay, so it was
complimentary, not real mooching) on the hotel breakfast, and
called up a shuttle to drive us back to the Embassy, planning
to catch the first panels of the convention; the first one was
a voice-acting one involving all three of the Dobson brothers.
The problem was, the driver of our shuttle didn't speak English,
so after a little frustration, we made it to the Embassy several
minutes late (luckily, Dragonsflayme, staying at the Embassy,
was saving spots for us).Somehow, we barely managed the early-morning,
sleep-deprived stamina to get through the first three panels (the
Dobsons, TF Rarities, and the Hasbro-Takara co-operative panels),
before breaking for lunch... sort of. At the conclusion of the
Dobsons' panel, our group got to show off Dragonsflayme's infamous
remote-controlled kitbash of BW Dinobot riding atop a vehicle-mode
Transmetal Rattrap; the Dobsons even got a chance to see it! The
Rarities panel had a slide show that featured a LOT of items ranging
from rare to really rare to unreleased, including some Lucky Draw
items from Japan (including the vacuum-metallized "gold"
repaint of G1 Rodimus Prime as Primus), and a bunch of clear and
chrome-colored G1 "prototypes" and models that are used
for reference with Hasbro and Takara. (Imagine the look of an
all-chrome Starscream.) Also featured were pics of the old unproduced
prototypes for a planned G1 Unicron, and many other items. Photography
was prohibited during the slide show, but convention staff member
J.E. "Rik" Alvarez brought a few items that we could
photograph, including an all-clear G1 Optimus Prime. The Hasbro-Takara
panel was okay, though we did get a few little notes for the future
of the TF line. For example, Alternators might possibly expand
to include aircraft, and Hasbro is STILL wrestling with a certain
car company in Germany for licencing a car likeness for a certain
yellow Autobot. Also, G1 re-issues may likely be re-activated,
but the molds for Wheeljack and Mirage are basically "gone",
so those two guys will not be coming back. Also, they can't really
comment much on the situation with Takara's merger into Tomy,
but a funny moment came when someone asked the Takara representative
about how he felt about his old Diaclone designs (being non-sentient,
highlay-advanced machines) being re-done as a story about living
robotic aliens. The Takara rep said that at first... he was POed
(not his exact words). But after seeing how much the people liked
the concept, he ended up liking it, too. More stuff on Hasbro's
TFs were slated to be announced during the next two Hasbro panels
on Saturday and Sunday; Saturday has a "New Product Unveiling"
Panel Saturday morning, so that will be worth a visit. (Maybe
some stuff for BW's 10th Anniversary?)
The next panel was the first (of two scheduled appearances) by
IDW Comics, but most of us in our group needed a break, both for
food and for Sapph and Spesh to head to the nearby Kinko's to
pick up some shiny new BW Int business cards. Beastbot stuck around
to check out the IDW panel, and this would be my only break before
the first round of the Voice Acting Tryouts began at 1pm. The
main judges were BotCon staff members Alvarez along with Peter
Sinclair, and 30-year voice director Wally Burr! Somehow, not
too many people tried out this year, but with me basically "defending
my title" from last year, I just HAD to. And as a joke...
I brought with me a hand-made replica of the old then-WWF World
Title belt, to symbolize me making my "title defense".
I went second out of the auditioning people, completely improvising,
starting off with Dinobot (borrowing Dinobot's lines in the first
BW episode, I voiced Dinobot criticizing Megatron for "bringing
us to the wrong convention", and refusing to "stop and
ask for directions like I demanded?!"). Next, I did Rattrap
and Waspinator arguing, borrowing from Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck's
exchange of "would you like to shoot me now, or wait till
ya get home?". I added in a discussion between the characters
Maxwell Smart and Siegfried from the classic '60s spy parody series
"Get Smart", and finished it off with Gollum (again).
After more people tried out (including Sapphire, as I first suggested
to her before), we would have to wait until a little over an hour,
before the names of the finalists would be announced in the Dealer
Room (which was about to open for the first time at 2pm).
We eventually got to the Dealer Room, marvelling at the giant
G1 Optimus Prime statue at the entrance, checking out the wares
of the tables, and in my case, meeting up with some more old acquaintances,
including Cory K from online store Decepticon-Matrix.com. I also
got to talk with Benson Yee for the first time, and Sapphire was
getting a LOT of tips from Ben in TF toy buying, with this being
her first BotCon ever. Also, there's a likely chance that BW Int
will be getting plugged over at BWTF.com, too! Sapph made out
like a bandit, picking up Transmetal and Dragon Megatron (both
boxed, though previously opened), an autographed print of Tarantulas
signed by voice-actor Alec Willows, and an original Rattrap. So
far, I've only bought a "Me Grimlock Kick Butt" T-shirt,
but I might decide to buy a BotCon 2002 Cyclonus later this weekend.
Also in the Dealer Room were the Dobsons, Burr, and Michael Chain,
the VA for Hoist, Powerglide, Skids and Red Alert in G1. While
getting my G1 Season 1 Part 2 DVD set signed by Chain , he told
me that he already had the S1 Part 1 set, and while he didn't
have any copies of his CDs with him, he told me that he's also
busy working on a fourth CD at the moment. I also got autographs
from the Dobsons, and introducing Hacker to Paul (who played the
adult Enzo Matrix in ReBoot, Season 3 onward), and we talked about
how I got Haxx into the show. This prompted Paul to say in Matrix's
voice, "This is not Mainframe. This will never be Mainframe.
And what IS it with you and bikes?!" And I also snuck in
a photo snap, which Haxx took... of myself and the Dobsons all
fighting for my "coveted belt", as Brian had dubbed
it!
They eventually got around to announcing the 10 finalists (5
male, 5 female) for the Saturday morning audition for the script-reading
show Saturday night. And imagine my delight that both myself *and*
Sapph made the Finals! There may be some other bits in here that
I forgot (for now), but right now, we need to go get some dinner
(somehow), and head off to the Casino Night tonight. Once more
stuff comes up, I'll try to update it however way I can.
[pauses, then unpauses...]
Continued from Friday, September 23....
We went off to TGI Friday's for dinner after most of the Friday
panels were done (most of the afternoon was devoted to the Dealer
Room's Private Preview (basically an "early bird" for
Primus Package holders and Mini-Con Package holders into the Dealer
Room) and autograph sessions with the present voice actors. While
engaging in some silliness and some Beast Wars discussions during
our dinner, we went back to the Embassy to check out the Casino
Night & Charity Auction. We showed up fairly late; the Casino
Night started at 7pm and we showed up around 8:30. We got our
Gaming Credit vouchers to get our gambling chips (one thousand
imaginary credit dollars worth), and we were set. Well, except
for just one thing... none of us ever gambled before. Okay, make
that two things... none of us knew how to play any of the gambling
games, either. We did bump into Ben Yee several times, and he
was able to help us out with what to do with the gaming credits,
and we saw the only thing that any of us would have any knowledge
how to play.... the one-armed bandits. So we got our tokens and
started playing, some of us with better luck than others. While
we were playing, we bumped into Brian Dobson, who hung out with
us for a LOT longer than I expected him to; I'm guessing it may
be partly because he knew who I was. Brian started chatting it
up with all of us, including Sapphire; I didn't get too many details
of their discussion (with all the bustle buzzing around), but
I'm sure Sapphire's report may give more details about it than
I could. (After all, she was there. ) While we were all still
talking, we all exchanged e-mail addresses with Brian, and gave
him a business card for BWInt, and even had a few photo shots
with all of us together.
And in the midst of that, Brian and I broke into a two-man rendition
of Michael Jackson's "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'".
Don't ask. It was hysterical.
Well, after our attempts at the one-armed bandits, the four of
us were about to cash in; together, the four of us had a grand
total of $3000 (imaginary) left, down from the total of $4000
we collectively started with. Not a good sign. Whatever credits
we had would be used for bidding on items for the Charity auction.
But with a total of $3000 among us, there were very few items
that would be within our reach. We did take a peek at what they
had up for bidding, and the one major item that got my Bwint buddies
attention was an unopened Transmetal Rhinox, which would be the
BWInt toy mascot if we could win it. We took our seats when it
was about time to start, and waited for the bidding to begin.
While we were waiting, we saw the other guests were milling about,
on their way out of the room, and I fired off a wave to Brian
and Paul Dobson (I think Michael, too). But when Paul detected
us, I saw him trying to tell us "I'll be back" as he
was stepping. He came back a few minutes later, and to my first
surprise, he came by me and Haxx (the five of us, including Beastbot,
had met some other fans who also hung with us during the convention
from time to time, and Haxx and I were the nearest to him). He
came to me and Haxx, and he asked, "You guys havin' a good
time?" We were like, "Oh, yeah!" He also asked
us how much we won, and I told him our poor luck story.
Paul then handed me his auction card with the number of credits
he gained from his playing the gambling tables.
Then tapped my shoulder.
Then said, "Happy birthday" (even though it wasn't
really my birthday).
I gawked at the number of imaginary dollars on the card, and
I choked, sounding like Gollum again.
$68,000.
Let me repeat that number one more time.
$68,000.
Oh, yeah. The BWInt-&-Hangar Alliance was in business.
With my card alone, our group was able to snag the blue version
of the BinalTech Prowl (which I *think* Beastbot seemed to want
just a *little* bit ), and still won the Transmetal Rhinox, with
$1000 of credits left on the card. With not much left that we
really wanted (and also being quite tired), we finally got back
to the Holiday Inn to crash for the night. It was especially important
for me and Sapphire, because we both had to audition in the Finals
of the voice acting tryouts Saturday morning, and we could NOT
be late.
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Saturday, September 24:
Far more awake this time than the last, we got up early enough
for me and Sapph to get in one or two last-minute preps for our
tryout; I would be trying out for Ricochet, and Sapph would audition
for Flamewar. We got a shuttle to get us to the Embassy with about
15 minutes to spare; audition finals would start at 9am. We got
a copy of the script to have a look-over, and the judges would
pair us up into random pairs of the opposite sex, since some part
of the show would include a scene with Ricochet interrogating
Flamewar. I was hoping to get partnered with Sapphire (I'd love
to work with her if it were possible), but no such luck. We finally
all got through, and when we were all called up, it turned out
that Sapph and I... didn't win. I think I visibly muttered a "damn"
when my name wasn't announced (just about everybody was good;
the male winner was the other guy who won in 2003), but eh...
I did what I could despite losing the title this year. But be
warned, everyone; if I can afford to go to BotCon next year...
"I will be... avenged...!"
With the tryouts done, we checked around the dealer room a bit
more, looking for more stuff, and further promoting the BWInt
board with Sapph & Spesh's business cards. I also saw a complete
G1 Megatron at one of the dealer tables while we were scoping
around... and I just couldn't resist it. I "borrowed"
the G1 Megatron from the dealer (yes, I asked), and got a shot
each of Haxx and Sapph posing with the gun-mode Megatron! I also
gave Haxx some G1 and pre-G1 education (things like the Headmaster
era, the Diaclone ancestors to the TFs, and the old marketing
rivalry between Hasbro and Tonka pitting Transformers and GoBots.
Next up was the Hasbro Product panel, which we just HAD to see.
And it's looking more diverse than we expected.
More Cybertron toys are coming up, including some repaints, and
the line is expected to continue until winter of 2006. The toys
for the Giant Planet are due out next year, and three vehicles
have been announced and revealed so far. Metroplex you already
know about. Two others will include Quickmix (a cement truck)
and Menasor (I forget, but I *think* he was a digger truck. I'll
probably correct myself later). Each of them will have Minicon
ports to attach new Minicons, just like Armada, and more new Minicons
are on the way, too.
Some of the cooler repaints include Galvatron. As usual, he's
a repaint of Megatron... but this repaint is so damn cool, I just
might go ahead and buy him. He's almost entirely silver and black.
Another repaint was a black-&-grey redeco of Leobreaker, named
Nemesis Breaker, as well as a redeco (and slight remold) of Crumplezone
to "look more stealthy". They also showed the new Soundwave,
and he looks even cooler in person than from pics. His bird-drone
partner will in fact be called Laserbeak, though I didn't get
to ask about the objects to be stored inside his chest compartment
(I think they said they were some kinds of weapons before).
Also notable in the Cybertron line is that, despite the destruction
of Unicron, Hasbro rep Aaron Archer noted that "you can't
have good without evil," meaning that Unicron is planned
to make a comeback... in compact form. VERY compact form. He'll
be reduced in size to a Deluxe-sized flat-bodied tank with front-end
pincers. Don't be too afraid; the picture of the prototype still
makes him look good.
Also scheduled for discussion were new Alternators. At least three
were announced, including redecos and all-new molds. The major
redeco in the presentation was Ricochet, a.k.a. Stepper. It will
be a black repaint of the Subaru mold for Smokescreen and Silverstreak
(surprisingly not the Mazda for Jazz-Meister), complete with the
gold flame stickers. They revealed the prototype for the Mirage
Alternator, which was a Ford GT racer. That model was approved
only less than two weeks ago, and the grey prototype was on display
in the showcase at Hasbro's booth in the dealer room. And the
most unexpected Alternator model (which got the loudest cheers)
was a red Dodge Ram pick-up truck. And his name is... Optimus
Prime!
They also revealed that it's official: There WILL be Star Wars
Transformers.
And get this... they don't suck.
Hasbro announced that these toys aren't part of either of the
Star Wars or Transformers continuities, but it's more of a play-value
thing from the concepts that some of the more memorable Star Wars
vehicles could transform into a "robot" resembling its
famous pilot. The slide show presentation showcased an X-Wing
transforming into Luke Skywalker, and the Slave-1 transforming
into Boba Fett (yes, Boba-Former actually looks pretty good!).
They showed more models in the Hasbro display booth in the Dealer
Room later, which included Darth Vader and - believe it or not
- General Grevious! Hasbro also announced the future release of
TF Attacktix figurines (just like the Star Wars ones), and the
way they're designed, they can interact with the SW Attacktix
figures, meaning that you can even try mock battles between Optimus
Prime and Darth Vader! They also revealed some small die-cast
non-transforming limited-poseability figurines (I think it was
from a company called Titanium?); among the first ones revealed
were Unicron, Starscream, and War Within Optimus Prime!
Now came the one that a bunch of us were waiting for.
YES, Virginia.
There WILL be a Beast Wars 10th Anniversary toy line.
They've announced the assortment of the first two waves, three
Deluxes in each, and all of them will be repainted to more accurately
resemble their animated designs. The first wave will feature Rhinox,
Cheetor and Waspinator. Wave 2 will include Tarantulas, Dinobot,
and Transmetal Rattrap. Each of the six will include a piece of
another figure, and when you get all six, the result of piecing
together everything will be...
(drum roll)
TRANSMUTATE.
They've also announced that two more figures (one Ultra, one
Deluxe) are scheduled for release, not as repaints, but as completely
new molds. The Deluxe one will be a new Optimus Primal, looking
amazingly detailed. And the Ultra-Sized one is a completely new
and freakishly monstrous re-designed body of... the Predacons'
T-Rex himself.
Yeeessssss.
They were able to sneak in the Costume Contest right at the conclusion
of the Hasbro presentation... all two entries. One was Shockwave,
the other was Perceptor (both were good, while Shockwave ended
up the winner). More Dealer Room fun and interaction came, and
then we went to the "encore" presentation of the IDW
panel. They revealed some details of the forthcoming TF books
they had planned, including the "Infiltration" series
starting out this winter. Some of the cast members planned to
appear in this series include Optimus Prime (obviously), Megatron
(duh), Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Bumblebee, Sideswipe,
Sunstreaker, Astrotrain, Blitzwing, Soundwave, Runabout, Runamuck,
and several others. They even showed some of the many cover designs
for their comics, including a back-to-back shot of Runabout &
Runamuck in what they called a "Spy-Vs.-Spy" tribute.
They gave some more info about other TF books they have planned,
including the "Transformers: Evolution" books which
will be out-of-continuity stories; and the planned BW mini-series.
Some of the line- art features the toy characters who never appeared
in the TV show, including Magmatron and Manterror. At the end
of the panel, they said the first 25 people to make it to the
right side of the stage would get a free copy of their BotCon-exclusive-cover
issue #0 (which I succeeded; I have yet to read it, but I do intend
to).
We got to break for lunch at the nearby Stonebriar Mall's food
court, and spent a little time checking out the stores. Sapph
& Spesh decided to briefly split with me and Haxx, and we
FINALLY began our search for the Milk Carton. At current time,
we still have yet to find one. We made it back to the Embassy
to catch the last few minutes of the TF Collector Club Panel.
Beastbot was there already along with Dragonsflayme, and we found
out that next year's BotCon will most likely happen in mid-October.
(Hooo, boy....) Right after was the panel of "The Making
Of The TF Animated Movie", where they showed a lot of tidbits
involving storyboards, the changes between the original screenplay
and the final cut. One example was the new Autobot cassettes;
the reason the original screenplay had listed Blaster's cassettes
as Cubbie (a lion), Stripes (a tiger), Stinger (a scorpion) and
Bolts (a robot) was that they were placeholders. The Autobot cassettes
were not finalized at that time. They also talked about the the
design evolution of the Autobot Matrix, from a plain old green
crystal (it can be seen in the Marvel Comics adaptation of the
movie's original script) to a metal casing with handles and no
openings, to the design we all know today. They also brought up
the thing about Snarl's disappearances and re-appearances in the
movie, and an early test-footage clip showing Ultra Magnus in
his Diaclone colors, a completely more gun-loaded Autobot City
with more platforms and cannons, and an "animatic" using
storyboards of the Ultra Magnus-Galvatron-Sweeps scene on Junkion
with the soundtrack of the movie, showing how the original plan
- Ultra Magnus being quartered instead of shot - would have worked.
The y showed several video clips including the rarely-seen music
video "The Touch"; it's okay despite the exaggerated
potshots some fans take at it. Basically, it's various scenes
of TF:TM collaged together, with occasional appearances by Stan
Bush on guitar disappearing and re-appearing every so often. Nothing
really to write home about, but nowhere near as bad as some would
say.
A little bit more wandering about the dealer room, and we eventually
returned to our Holiday Inn rooms, preparing for the Awards Dinner
that night. I was still a little disappointed that Sapph and I
wouldn't be performing that night, but eh, maybe we'll get a better
chance next year. We finally got together again and returned to
the Embassy; we saw the line-up waiting outside the door and thought,
"Hooo, boy, this is gonna suck." Fear not, however,
as Dragonsflayme was already in the line, and called us over to
join her, much closer to the front! The doors finally opened,
and Haxx, Sapph, Spesh, Dragonsflayme, her dad, Beastbot, his
dad, and myself seated ourselves as the crowd filed in; another
couple sat with us in the last two spots at our table. In the
middle of our table was a gift-wrapped box in red paper and purple
ribbon (natch). It was about the size of an Alternators box, so
I figured that was the most likely candidate. Dinner was served,
and better than expected; it started with a salad, followed by
the main course of beef, rice and veggies (one of the people who
also tried out for the script reading had said he heard the menu
would include "salad and a beef product"). This led
to me telling stories about the Mr. Bean sketch where he orders
a Steak Tartare in a fancy restaurant, or how a store brand version
of Cool Whip in my area (since they can't use "Cool Whip"
due to trademark issues) was referred to as an "edible oil
product". o_O We also had strawberry cheesecake for dessert.
Our drinks were already on the table, a glass of ice water and
a glass of unsweetened iced tea... which I sweetened with about
10 packets of sugar. And one slice of lemon.
With the food done, the script reading was underway, with Paul
Dobson making a crack that he didn't have enough to drink before
the show started. The show was in three acts, each act with a
different story, and set with an "intermission" in between,
making the whole show feel like a live-read "Cybertron Radio
Play". The first act was a bizarre performance of what I
*think* the title was "Primus of Cybertron", which was
supposedly written by "William Shakespearecon". The
characters for this part were Cybertron Red Alert, Armada-through-Cybertron
Starscream, Energon Rodimus, and Powerglide. I couldn't really
follow the story all that well (the acoustics weren't perfect),
though there were a few parts in that section that I thought,
"Man, *that* ain't right...!". One "commercial
break" later - which was a TF parody of a promo for "The
A-Team", which even referred to "The Iacon Underground!"
- the second act was part of the "TF Timelines" story
series pertaining to the toy exclusives for BotCon. Tripredacus
Agent Flamewar was rescued after a botched mission by a group
of Generals, including Obsidian, as well as Ricochet (who was
an Autobot in the toy pack, but more on that later). The story
revealed that these robots were testing Flamewar's loyalties by
trying to lure her from the Tripredacus Council and assigning
her a mission to assassinate Deathsaurus, or die from an explosive
device planted in her body. After she had passed her test, Ricochet
revealed himself to be BW Scourge (the super-ugly TM2 locust),
and he revealed to Flamewar that the new Predacon they were working
for, whom they believed to be the future of Cybertron - was Megatron!
One more "commercial" later - for Maccaddam's Oil House
- and the last act was a performance of "Transformers: The
Movie - Rebooted". Basically, it was a retold version of
the major battle scene, starting with "Fish are jumpin' today,
huh, Dan-o?" and ending before Optimus Prime even got a chance
to appear. The various actors (and tryout winners) seemed to be
all over the place, though mostly still sounding pretty good...
but the funniest parts were when some of the Dobsons seemed to
lose their place in the show, and their improvised cover jobs
made it even funnier! They finally wrapped up the show with a
vocal performance by "Three Dobson Night" (a take-off
on the old classic rock group Three Dog Night). Accompanied by
a keyboardist (not Vince DiCola, dangit), they sang - I slag you
not - "Knockin' On Primus' Door"! And one last improvised
bit was the Dobsons singing a parody of "The Lion Sleeps
Tonight", with the first verse going....
"In the planet, the Jungle Planet; The Beasties Sleep Toniiiiiight..."
It finally ended when Paul chuckled dryly, and trailed off, "Heh-heh-heeeeeeeehIneedadrink...."
After the show was over and the awards were given out for the
art and costume contests, we got a chance to meet with the voice
actors and Ben Yee for some more talks and photo-ops - Brian and
I reprised our "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" duet for
Paul - and eventually made our way back to the Holiday Inn. Some
more stuff was going to happen Sunday, even though we had gotten
through most of the good stuff in the previous days. There's just
one problem on my part... I still haven't bought anything from
the dealer room yet! O_O
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Sunday, September 25
This would probably be the most easy-going day of the BotCon weekend,
besides certain arrangements for getting rides to and from places
and checking out of our hotels. Before Haxx and I got to check
out of our rooms, we went to see Sapph and Spesh to catch up with
them and see what their early plans were for the day, and also
to show them something I talked about with Sapph over the phone
a few months ago. I had brought one of my discs from my Return
Of The King DVD set, and showed them the Easter Egg of the prank
interview that Dominic Monaghan (posing as fictitious German journalist
"Hans Jansen") held with Elijah Wood. There was rarely
a moment in our viewing of the interview where anyone of us wasn't
laughing.
We gradually got our stuff packed up and checked out of the Holiday
Inn, and got to mooch off of Dragonsflayme's room at the Embassy
to store our stuff before BotCon closed in the afternoon. We then
scattered out a bit in pairs, checking things out as we felt on
the convention premises. Haxx and I finally shipped home our BotCon
exclusive sets through the Mailboxes, Etc. service provided there,
and continued to check out the dealer room, hoping to actually
BUY something for myself while telling Haxx some of the history
of the Transformers as we looked around (from their Diaclone-&-Microman
ancestry to the rivalry with Tonka's GoBots, and so on and so
forth). I had found a large set of Japanese BW trading cards which
Haxx bought pretty promptly (why not; they were pretty damn cool),
and around this same table, something funny came up. A BotCon
goer whom I remembered from past BotCons - his real name is Frank,
and he's tried out in the BotCon/OTFCC VA auditions before without
winning, despite being really good - was (I'm guessing) a part-time
helper for this dealer table, and a sign they had put up on their
table was reading something like, "Tell Off Frank For A Buck."
Yes, he was in on it; he offered me a chance, as a matter of fact!
He even offered me a "reduced price" or either 25 cents
for 30 seconds, or 50 cents for a full minute, just to rant or
bitch or jabber on about whatever at ol' Frank. Well, I've never
had anything bad to say about Frank... but I just couldn't resist
playing this game. I lent Haxx my watch to time me, and brought
out two quarters. I dropped the first quarter into Frank's hand,
and said, "The moment I drop the second quarter, my time
starts."
I released the second quarter.
The second quarter fell.
The second quarter landed on Frank's hand.
The time immediately began.
"Ashka boonya mah danyalla laheyshki zulashki dansh kresholo
mopecky zeta orinshak reft yulee seemanu feskhkerili trundorfrex
ko yattazull manoskree!"
Or something to that effect. Picture me going on like that, completely
randomly, for a full minute. The dealer even caught me on camera,
and I got into it so much, that I didn't notice a BotCon security
guard was coming around to see just what the slag was going on!
I kept on ranting in this nonsensical language, and every so often,
Frank would go, "uh-huh... Yep... I agree, mm-hm... oh, yeah...
oh, definitely", or something like that. I finally wrapped
it up by making my voice growl a bit more, close to BW Dinobot,
and finished it off in Dinobot's voice with "Till All Are
Onnnnnnne...." After a few seconds to breathe, I followed
up with, "The rough English translation would be, "Ya
put de lime in de coconut, 'n' drink it all down."
In the remaining hours of the late morning and early afternoon,
we were able to pick up a few items before the start of the 2-hour
Hasbro panel at noon; I had finally snagged a BotCon 2002 exclusive
Cyclonus (the repaint of Ultra-sized BMac Jetstorm; ohhh, yeeeeessssss
). This next panel at noon would focus on Hasbro's designing aspect
of the TF toys and developing of a story for each series that
comes out. The Powerpoint presentation discussed the differences
among terminology like "redeco", "retool",
"new tool", etc. The show even included a scan of the
very piece of processed tree carcass, on which were written the
first ink-stroked notes that started the idea for Transformers
Cybertron... literally, they were scribbles on a Taco Bell napkin.
The presentation also revealed that some early designs get reworked
many, many times before reaching a satisfactory finish, while
a few others retain their basic selves throughout their development.
Some ideas may even be trimmed back or cut short, depending on
what feels right. Initially, the themes for the planets meant
to be featured in TF Cybertron were Cybertron, Earth, the Speed
Planet, the Jungle Planet, the forthcoming Giant Planet, Planet
X (the origins of Sideways and Soundwave), and an Apocalypse Planet;
this last planet would feature all-military Transformers, but
the idea was finally dropped to avoid excess.
I had asked a question if there were any chance that Hasbro might
consider licensing or commissioning an animated special for Beast
Wars' 10th Anniversary next year. There were no plans in the works,
although they said it would be a nice idea. Even if Hasbro could
give the okay right now, though, the TV networks are not even
thinking about the 2006 TV schedules (at least for kid-oriented
programming) at the moment.
The rest of the remaining second hours was mostly an open Q&A,
so Haxx and I headed out to the Dealer room again, ended up crossing
paths with Sapph, Spesh, Dragonsflayme and Beastbot at various
times. Dragonsflayme got a chance to scribble up some art for
the last scheduled autograph session with the Dobsons; one of
them wanted to keep it and frame it at his home. While the atmosphere
of the place was still running well, there was a problem; some
jerk (I don't know who) had stolen Brian's camera. Amazing how
such a ridiculous act can mess up someone's first BotCon appearance.
However, we were able to come up with a way to make up for it,
even if it didn't bring the camera back; once we all got settled
after BotCon, we were going to try to e-mail Brian some of our
BotCon pics, so he won't be forced to rely on just his personal
memories to recall the event! Later on, I got to pick up a few
REALLY little things (I got a "Chro", the blue repaint
of the Beast Machines Deployer named Rav; and finally, Finally,
FINALLY got Predaking's missing fist!), and then Haxx and I made
our way to the panel room for the final panel of the convention,
which was Wally Burr and Michael Chain. But before we went in,
Beastbot caught up with us, and let us know that Hasbro is planning
a brief filler toy series between the end of Cybertron (winter
2006) and the new movie launch (summer 2007), though it's not
close to set in stone. The plan would incorporate the realism
of Alternators and the playability of Cybertron. I never got to
see the pics, but the two that they mentioned were Starscream
- still an F-15, but highly detailed - and Megatron... which will
be a gun. The description was the weapon from the movie "Judge
Dredd", with a fat scope on top.
The crowd was pretty small this time (they probably had more
in their first scheduled time block on Saturday), and someone's
attempted to ask the "drive-thru TF voices" thing again
didn't get much of a reaction from the scattered audience. But
it was still a good panel, getting more information on voice acting
and studio work in general, and hearing a small number of stories
from the G1 studios. They also noted that, not only in just voice
acting, but acting in general, it's VERY likely that an actor
cast as a certain ethnicity may not even be of that ancestry (happens
in pro wrestling a lot). I got to ask Michael Chain to choose
any of his characters' voices, and remaining in character, answering
the question, "You have a hammer, a ferret and a roulette
wheel. What are your plans for the evening?" I forget what
Chain said for the hammer and the roulette wheel, but he did say
this about the ferret: "As long as there are no cameras around...!"
The show was about to close off soon, with the drawing of the
two Grand Prize winners for a free almost-all-expense-paid trip
for next year's BotCon (the travel fare is only valid within the
48 states), and I got to bump into Ben Yee again and got some
interesting pointers. Yee said that he did want to get Scott McNeil
this year, but he definitely wants to try to get David Kaye, Garry
Chalk and Scott McNeil all for next year. He also told me he's
been wanting to get some other names like Richard (Rhinox) Newman
and Pauline (Airrazor) Newstone. But it's not always easy to get
a complete and certain commitment from the actors to do it, especially
if they're constantly having gigs, and they need to make sure
their schedules are open at that time, lest they want to lose
their jobs. And I am NOT kidding about this; Yee even said that
one VA he really wanted to bring out this year was in fact...
Venus Terzo.
Finally, when the convention was closing up, we all headed to
Dragonsflayme's room to gather our stuff and make sure we had
a ride ready to get most of us to the airport in time. With a
large timeslot available between the moment we called our ride
and the time we all had to leave, something had come to my mind.
Throughout the whole time at BotCon, we never got the chance to
start that infamous Scott McNeil Milk Carton project. But I had
a plan that could still sort of involve Scotty at the convention,
even if he couldn't be there in person. All it took was borrowing
Dragonsflayme's cell phone... and getting out my pre-paid calling
card... and eventually punching in the number.
You're reading that right.
I called Scott McNeil right at the end of BotCon.
I prompted him a little bit that I was in Texas, and some other
fans were with me, so I passed the phone around to everyone there,
giving all of us a chance to talk to Scott. I think it went over
pretty darn well. Unfortunately, such incredible moments can't
last forever, even if it runs for a few days, so we got word that
our ride had arrived, so we scrambled back downstairs and - after
a short panic about losing my camera, but we found it just around
the time the convention was unpacking - we said our tearful goodbyes,
and made our ways home.
Now if only I could find a way to make it next year, too....