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Tests, Quiz’s, Robots and Killers Oh My!
Pt.4 He knows What?!

By: Lady Venom



I looked up at the large, slightly scared looking robot who had just asked to accompany me on my date.

"I don’t bloody well think so!"

"But… that girl, the one with the spikey red hair is weird."

I burst out laughing, I couldn’t help it. This large Predicon. Who had slain thousands of robots and humans alike, was a feared immortal and hunted by both Maximal Elder and Predicon. Was scared of Cheetra?

"What’s so funny?" Great, now he was mad. Talk about your mood swings….ooohhh….maybe it’s that time of the month….

"You’re…" I paused to catch my breath, "You’re scared of Cheets?" I waved my hand dismissively, " You’ll be fine, she won’t hurt you as long as you don’t touch her sharp and pointy collection." That’s what I refer to her sword and dagger collection as. Mainly because she reminds me of Waspinator on a sugar high with daggers.

" I just don’t think that you should you should be left alone with this man. What if he’s –"

"Like you?" I interrupted. "You’ll be fine. I’ll be home later, before midnight I promise!" He watched me but finally nodded.

I think I heard him whimper as I shut the door. Sheesh, Cheetra doesn’t even like seafood. I’ll have to remember to ask her what they did while I was at school. But with my memory I’ll probably remember to forget.

"Hey Jonathan, where too?"

"Well, I thought we could go to the club, have a few drinks, dance a little… make out a little…" He smirked. I shook my head.

"You seem to forget that my uncle is the bouncer at that club. And I’m only eighteen , so no drinking. As for the rest…. Maybe, if you behave…" I grinned nastily, and opened the passenger side door of his car. I heard him chuckle before turning on the ignition.

I relaxed as we pulled out of the parking lot.

The night was uneventful, apparently he had a back up place to go to, a house party. Personally I don’t care for them, to much beer and drugs. I did those once and I had no desire to do them again, so I wanted to leave for someone offered me something.

"Aw come on babe, just one more drink?" I watched Jonathan sway on his feet.

"Yeah, I think you’ve had enough, come on, I promised I’d be home before midnight. And it’s already quarter too."

"Fine." He grumbled, and started for the car, but I stopped him.

"Nuh huh. You are not fit to be driving, give me the keys or I’ll call a cab."

"I am perfectly fit to be driving! You’re the one who wanted to leave, and now you want to drive? Dammit!" I grimaced at the pitiful attempt to get the keys back from me. I got into the drivers seat and waited for him to buckle up. He smelled horrible, and with the combination of dope and beer I was not happy. I’m glad that Rampage didn’t go with me…he probably would’ve been curious, and a high and drunk Rampage is not something I think I could’ve dealt with.

I pulled up into his driveway, and got out. Walking over and giving him back his keys, I pulled out Michelle's cell phone. She had let me borrow it for emergencies like this one. I love that girl. And dialed the number for my favorite cab.

"What, you’re not coming in for a little fun?" He said, trying to feel me. I brushed him away. Trying to listen to the rings of the dying phone. Finally someone picked up.

"David’s’ cab. Can I help you?"

"Yes, I need a cab for 13 Cherry Lane."

"Okay, give me about five minutes."

I said goodbye and checked my watch, midnight. Crap. I looked back toward the house to see Jonathan sitting quietly on the porch lawn chair. Walking up the stairs, I approached him, and heard something.

He was snoring! The little brat. That’s the last time I let him choose where we go! With a sigh I shook him.

"Hey, John, wake up." When I didn’t get a response, I flicked his nose.

"Wakey, wakey." I’m waking him up to go to bed….oy…

"Nurgh? Wha is it?" He asked, still asleep. He looked up at me, "Why am I outside?"

I rolled my eyes, "Get up, come on." I grabbed his arm, and wrapped it around my shoulder, and helped him inside. Depositing him on the couch. It was close enough.. I looked out the window and saw my cab pull up.

I looked back at him and couldn’t help but smile, sure he was a pain in the ass, but he looked adorable when he was asleep.

As I paid the cab, I wondered if Rampage would be up. I hoped not because right now all I felt like doing was collapsing onto my bed. I opened and shut the door quietly, the lock making a loud click to my ears. The others must work the next day, otherwise they’d still be up watching movies.

I didn’t see Rampage in the living room, good, that must means that he’s asleep. Which means no questions about my night. I opened my own door and saw Rampage sprawled on the small couch. His arms folded over his chest, and his legs stretched out in front of him. He was asleep, and on the couch! I got the bed! I sat down long enough to take off one boot and laid down on the top of the bed for a second to relax before changing. That was the last thing I remember before falling into a peaceful sleep.

I woke up the next day to sun light on my face, I stretched happily and threw the covers off me. A glance at the clock informed me that it was almost noon. Wow, I never sleep this late on a Saturday…but I should more often!

Grabbing my housecoat I went to the showers. Thankfully with no interruptions this time. Ruffling my hair with a towel I went into the kitchen, plugging the kettle in for some coffee. Going in the fridge I pulled out a grapefruit and began slicing it. Coating it with a layer of inch thick sugar, effectively destroying whatever healthy advantage this would have had over me. And made my coffee. Sitting down at the table I relaxed.

I heard a sound from behind me and I took a sip of the coffee.

"It’s about time you listened to me."

"Uh, yeah. How was your… date?"

I snorted and shook my head, "You don’t want to know." Finishing off the fruit, I walked over to the computer, and logged in.

Hey, Lady V. How’s your houseguest?

Sapphire? How did you know?

Well, Rampage was talking to us last night.

"You were what?!" I turned to look at the crab that was reading over my shoulder.

And what exactly did you all talk about?

We told him about Beast Wars, how it’s a show. And how Megatron has his spark so he must be on his best behavior.


I paused. Then starting again. Just who are ‘we’?

Uh, well. Me and Ajax. Starath and Michael. And Sinead and Donovan. Was all on when he was.

I groaned. Great, now crabby knows that he’s a cartoon character. And that in the end he –

Sapphire, did you explain to him what happens at the end of the show?

"Yes, she did. While you were at school."

I jumped with a shriek, forgetting he was behind me. Is that why he didn’t want me to leave? Was he scared to be alone?

"That’s why you spared Depth Charge." I whispered, finally realizing the missing piece. He turned away. "You left him alive because you knew he’d come after you. You couldn’t bare to be alone, so you left one friend alive to keep you company." The mass murderer was afraid of being left alone. But with his life it was a pretty fair assumption.

"He had what it took, I knew he’d come after me. I made sure of it." He still wouldn’t look at me.

I’m sorry. But I didn’t say it aloud, I didn’t think he would like me to.

"Stop it!"

I stared at him, shocked. "I didn’t do anything"

"No, but I can feel the pity and sympathy rolling off of you."

Lady V? You there? You’re awfully quiet.

I watched my cursor blink, asking me to write. With a sigh I turned away from the crab and back to the screen.

I’m still here, how’s your exams go?

I think I did really good on all but one.

I’m sure you aced them all, don’t worry. I watched Rampage stalk away, bored with my conversation.

He’s gone. Now I need to ask you what I’m going to do. I have no idea how I can keep him here. It’s just so… weird. And I think I just found something out about him that he didn’t want me to.

Well, I think Rattrap has a confession to make. You see, while I was away, Rampage asked what would have made him be sent to you. And he told the truth.


I stared. Nonononononononono….please tell me he doesn’t know how much I liked him!

How much is the truth?

He told him the link to my website, and the link to your part.

Is that all? Please tell me that’s all.

Erm…he also explained about favorites.


Why me? As if things couldn’t get any worse. He probably thinks I’m some love struck teen with a crush on him! I whined, this is really going to complicate things about how to deal with him. Which reminds me.

"Rampage!" I bellowed. When he reappeared from the kitchen, I pointed to the couch beside me. He took the hint and sat down.

"I think I may have a good punishment for you."

I allowed a small chuckle, and smirk. This’ll be perfect!

"Have you ever heard of Richard Simmons…?"


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