Continue This Airazor/Blackarachnia argument your way...

Demon Man · Unread post by **Demon Man** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:23 pm

Welcome back! I know the Tigatron/Dinobot one ain't been finished yet and posters are still by all means welcome to continue it, but I wanted to make my next one earlier than I initally planned, so here it is now! There of course will be more in this category of threads in the future, but two will do for now. Okay, this takes place, just like the previous one, as a fanfiction type thing. In this fanfiction type argument thread, it's taking place in Beast Wars with the differences that Blackarachnia has become a Maximal but Airazor and Tigatron are still here and have not been taken away, and that the two fembots in question are having their own argument in a different area of the Axalon than the males of the previous thread. Okay, now here is how there argument proceeds...

Airazor: Blackarachnia, I've noticed that you're constantly being rather sardonic towards us even though you're on our side now. Is something eating you?

Blackarachnia: No, nothing much. It's just the way I am. Why? Do you Maximals have a problem with that?

Airazor: Yes, actually. It was no easy task making things change like we did even though we care for you as much as anyone in our group. And at times, we feel as if you're constantly having dark moods from when you used to be a Predacon.

Blackarachnia: Well, excuse me for having a sense of humor and some nice solid boldness! Oh, wait! Let me guess! You've spent so much time enjoying nature in the air and snuggling up to your stripey hunk that you have a difficult time recognizing anything but the most serene and calm of things! Is that it, nature girl?

Airazor: Blackarachnia, do not make fun of my love of the Earth. Even though we are teammates now as opposed to the enemies we used to be, I haven't forgotten how you blew me out of the sky a while back.

Blackarachnia: And the fact we're comrades now plus I have my bowser Silverbolt as my first true love doesn't mean I've forgotten how you punched my lights out back in this place when we were trying to take out that Planetbuster weapon!

Airazor: Well, who was it who set herself up for that when she said we talked slop?

Blackarachnia: Hey, feathers, it's not MY fault Tarantulus infected me badly enough for me to be all no-nonsense and hard to the core like that! I was as helpless as you were back when I was a protoform, remember?

Airazor: Of course I remember! I almost died when I was one, for slag's sake! But still, none of us knew back then you would defect to our side, even though you obviously did in the end. Even if it was initially to save your own life and only partly for Silverbolt.

Blackarachnia: Hey, I wasn't the one who slowed Tigatron down when he was trying to save that island by needing to ride on his back thanks to getting hit with a missile!

Airazor: No, webs, you were the one who, along with Scorponok, was putting it in danger and thus needing of saving in the first place, since this was back when you were under the control of Tarry's Pred-Shell program!

Okay, that's enough of that for the starter! Anyone who wishes to keep this next argument up, go right ahead! Bet the fact it's a chick squabble makes it all the more fun, huh? Anyway, post away, whoever wants to!

Tor · Unread post by **Tor** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:19 pm

Wooohooo!

Another argument..... but I'll be adjustin it if thats alright.

~

B: (screams in frustration)

(Silverbolt bolts in)

S: Beloved? Are you alright?

B: (Making sniffing noises and holding onto to Silverbolt) Airazor was accusing me of turnin Predacon again.

A: No I wasn't, this is a lie, Silverbolt.

S: (holding Blackarachnia close) Now Airazor, I respect you and your opinion, but perhaps it would be for the best if we kept the more indecent comments to ourselves.

A: But-

B: (Smiling nastily) Listen to Bonebrain, feathers.

(Tigatron walks in from patrol)

T: (Standing beside Airazor) What is happening.

A: (whispering in his audio) Blackarachnia being unreasonable just because I commented on her.... disagreeable behavior...

B: (through gritted teeth) I can hear you.

A: (narrowing optics) (sarcastically) Hooray for you.

S: (baring teeth slightly) Airazor-

T: (placing a protective arm around Airazor) Watch what you say, canine.

S: (shifting glare to Tigatron) Is that a threat, feline?

B: (stepping toward Airazor).... Ready to see your tabby get trashed?

A: (making a fist)... Did you know spiders can get squashed very easily?

-Dinotor

Demon Man · Unread post by **Demon Man** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:41 pm

OOOOOH, good one, Tor! Couple VS Couple! Now let's see just how it happens with whoever continues next! Love it, btw, Tor! Love it! You rock with this stuff!

Demon Man · Unread post by **Demon Man** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:07 pm

Bump

I'd...kinda not like this thread to die, please. After all, who doesn't love a good chick fight?

Tor · Unread post by **Tor** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:51 pm

Hmph.

IS that why you want to continue this? A chick fight? WELL! Just Kidding. On we go! *slides down a skittle rainbow*

IC:
S: (somewhat threatening) Airazor, I will give you and your Bonded a chance to STAND DOWN, or I shall have to enforce my request of invisible indecency, if you will.

A: (Even more threatening) That she-spider is twisting my words. I'm just going to return the favor with her neck.

B: (tauntingly) Just try it, goody-two-shoes, then we'll see whose neck gets snapped.

T: BLACKARCHNIA! This team isn't like the Predacons. We Maximals try for diplomatic solutions, not violence.

B: (in a see-what-i-mean-tone) SEE! They keep implying I'm a Predacon!

S: Tigatron, I have given you your chance, yet you must continue insulting my heart of hearts! Perpare to give satisfaction.

T: (holding up hands) Silverbolt, I-

(Silverbolt reverts to Beast Mode and launches at Tigatron, who too converts to his beast form)

B: You're cat chow, tweety-bird.

(Airazor dives at Blackarachnia, screaming in her beast voice, while BA is smashed into the wall)
~
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SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:06 am

Let give this a try.

IC

Optimus, Rhinox, and Rattrp here the commotion and come running.

Optimus: What's going on here?

Rattrap: Woo Hoo! Femme fight!

Rhinox and Optimus: *Glare at Rattrap*

RT: What?

Optimus: *sighs* Rhinox help me break this up.

Rhinox: On it.

Rhinox pulls the 2 femmes apart while Optimus pulls Sliverbolt and Tigertron apart.

Optimus: Now what is this all about?

Tor · Unread post by **Tor** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:22 am

AWwwww.

Spoil all my fun! I wuz gonna have the two guy slap each other.... *sniffs and retreats to a corner sobing* *i am about to drown in tears, when a revelation hits me!* YEEEEE *flies into a wall* that idea hurt! *broken lightbulb flickers over head* I just remebered I can do what ever I want!

IC:
(A giant magnet that only attracts RT, OP, and Rhinox lowers from the ceiling)

(Megatron is seen in the control box of the crane that is holding the giant magnet)

Megs: MWWAHAHAHA. I have come with a giant crane, yesss. And now, Maximals, without a leader or a mechanic, you will disintegrate into nothing more than a squabbling mass!

(Megatron departs taking the three Maximals who DARED interupt my fight scene out the front door. Autoguns fire, but since Rhinox's sheer techy coolness isn't there, they all MISfire)

S: Primus! What should we do?

T: We must settle who is the new leader by tradition Maximal tradition: secret ballad.

A: (stares) Tigatron? How do you know that? You weren't in that episode...

T: SHUSH!

B: (taps foot) This is incredibly stupid.

A: (glares) So are you, Widow.

B: That's MS. Widow to you.

S: (dog whine) Its not.... MRS? I thought we were...
~

Alright let someone else initiate the fight again. My brain (if you cant notice) is worn out.

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SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:33 am

Okay that was random, okay here goes.

IC on the magnet

RT: I wanna see the femme fight!

Optimus and Rhinox: Shut up Rattrap!

With the fighting couples...

BA: since when Browser? Last you I checked you haven't even proposed yet?

SB: Oh yeah.

Airazor: Shouldn't we go rescue Optimus, Rattrap, and Rhinox?

BA: Let me think for a cycle....Hmmmm...No!

Tor · Unread post by **Tor** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:39 am

*gig brin*

yeessssh, i loaf dur randumnuzz. *sways dangerously* Whoa, methinks i'mm pununched drunk...

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Demon Man · Unread post by **Demon Man** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:39 pm

Thank you, Tor, Sky. I appreciate your keeping this going. And excellent ideas of yours, btw. Very hilarious and well done. I like them a lot and you are quite talented that way, both of you. Incidentally, Tor, your "WELL" kidding part and "cat chow" line were laughs, plus, Sky, your "Hmmmm...NO!" thing was a laugh riot, as well. As were your making Rattrap wanna watch the femme fight. All were great, but especially those. Thanks again, and well thought out hilarity by the two of you.

xCubicZirconia · Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:41 pm

*laughing hysterically* omg! This is just 2 great! xD I would type something but I usually mess these things up so I'm gonna let it alone. ^^;