The VR’s Most Hilarious Quest 

By: Lady Scale

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Scene 10 

INTRO: TM2 Dinobot^ARR, Sapphire^ARR, TM Rattrap^ARR and (minimized) TM Megatron^ARR tripped over themselves on the platform when entering The Tower^MP through one of the Portals. 

LiteOn^MP: “INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!” 

{TM2 Db: LiteOn is the main computer that is in the Tower.} 

[Sapphire gets off Rattrap, looks around and finds the FevraVonars^MP she knows on BWINT …and a renegade Poison^MP.] 

{TM2 Db: Poison is Widia’s^MP (Spydrana’s^MP sister) infestation mode that looks like a black Zerg Lurker.} 

LO: “INTRUDER ALERT!” 

Poison: ::skitters into view:: *Shrieks* *Growls* 

Sapph: O_O “AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” 

LO: “INTRUDER ALERT!” 

RT: O.o “OY!!” 

[A huge claw catches the infestation but she slips out of it’s grasp, she roars at it, but is caught again and now she’s whimpering like an injured puppy.] 

Lemarakash^MP: ::is controlling the claw, puts Poison into a giant jar that is among others and closes the lid:: 

Poi: ::in the jar:: *Squeaks* 

Lema: ::is plugging up holes in the jar’s lid with the same claw:: 

Poi: ::draws a deep breath:: 

[Some White Guardians^MP come in the room and corner the ‘intruders’.] 

{TM2 Db: Guardians are giant black stick-figure-like half-spirits that protect certain temples in the VR. White Guardians are the same, but on a smaller scale.] 

Megatron: “Alright! Hand over that huge gem! Yeessss!” 

Guardian: ::zaps him with a hand:: 

Megs: *Splat!* ::is now a puddle of purple goo with red eyeballs on the floor:: “Clean-up on isle 5!...” 

TM2 Db: -_@ “Good going Megs…” 

[Mime^MP, the Virus Security agent comes in with Smaranda^MP, LS’s cat.] 

Smaranda: “Hi all!” 

Mime: “Good morning. It’s a pleasure to meet your acquaintance. At ease!” 

[The White Guardians stop the aggressive stance.] 

Sm: “My name’s Smaranda.” 

RT: “But ‘ah know ‘ya.” 

Sm: >< “I was talking to her, doofus!” ::gestures towards Sapphire:: 

RT: “Oh, right…” -_- 

Sm: “I’ll take care of this.” ::sucks the Megs puddle into a huge eyedropper:: 

Megs: ::in the eye dropper:: “Just give it to me straight. How bad is it?” 

Mime: “Ahem. Shall we?” 

TM2 Db: “Of course.” 

Sapph: “Hold it! You can change Megatron back, right? Because I don’t want to get back to the Fic Studio with ‘Megs Soup’!” 

[They all go around the giant jars, which are holing Poison, Zombie Nova Howler^MP (wearing the ‘space-casket’ of hers), a Predator^ARR, a Zerg^ARR, and who else than Morgana^MP.] 

{TM2 Db: A Predator is from the ‘Aliens vs. Predator’ ‘craze’, A Zerg is from the ‘Starcraft: Brood War’ game, and Morgana is the #1 infested FevraVonar in the VR.} 

Mime: “We have the capability to reconstitute the body to its original state. The mind, though, will still remain a gooey mess.” 

Sapph: “Oh…” ::looks at the jars doubtfully:: 

[They go into another room where December^MP and Secreteria^MP are tending to Reconquista^MP who is laying in an open Pylon^MP… and has spikes growing on her face and chest.] 

Sm: “Your dismissed.” (the bird and snow leopard go) ::to Req:: “You doing okay?” 

Req: “Yeah.” 

Sm: ::pushes a button and the lid of the Pylon closes so Reconquista would sleep:: 

Sapph: “Um… What exactly is it that you do here?” 

Sm: “Security for the other worlds the Portals are connected to, Infestation control, all kinds of stuff…” 

[They go down a hall that has huge windows viewing the Great Desert of the VR, by the looks of it, they are at least a few kilometers high and lots of levitating hallways and rooms are connecting and disconnecting from each other and around the tower like chains.] 

Sapph: o_o “Wow….” ::is out of words:: “Awesome…” 

[They go by a Magic Pen^ARR that is holding Clone Kyra^MP.] 

{TM2 Db: A ‘Magic Pen’ is a destructible doodad from the ‘Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne’ game, and Clone Kyra is a Brackar-based clone of Kiramash^MP, the Terratron saint.} 

Sapph: ::looks at the monster a bit scared:: 

[On the opposite side of the hallway they where, October^MP and Mantista^MP are moving a strap-bed that’s holding down an infested original Dinobot^ARR. (Now he has wings, horns and hooves. ….What do you say, is this Diablo^ARR?)] 

Db: “No! Let me go! I’m fine! DO YOU HEAR ME?!” >_> “What are you looking at, Vermin?” 

RT: 0_o “Uh… Notin’…” ::keeps staring:: 

Sapph: ::keeps staring wide-eyed too:: 

AT ‘BAD GUY CENTRAL’: Voldemort^ARR is giving Carnage^MP an earful.  

V: “What is wrong with you?! You smited a whole village by their souls before, and now you can’t even handle a girl and 3 robots! (She looks at him with a bored face) “-And don’t blame the equipment! The equipment is good!” *shrug* “Now buck up and lets see a little smile.” 

Carn: ::makes a slight smirk:: 

V: “Little bigger…” 

Carn: ::give a slight smile:: 

V: “A little bigger…” 

Carn: ::her lips stretch from ear to ear, her smile twice as big as her head:: 

V: *blink* “Uh… Good girl. NOW GET OUT!!” 

Carn: ::falls over off the stool, but gets up and goes:: 

V: “Be careful! There are some men out there that are moving a piano and I don’t want you to trip the rope and-“ (We hear a piano that fell on some guys.) “-…and be careful of the box of fireworks, it’s-“ (We hear someone tripping over something, and we hear poofs, pops, and explosions.) “-ahem… I guess I shouldn’t mention about the stained glass windo-“ (we hear some glass shattering) *sigh* “…It’s tough being the boss…” 

End of Scene 10