Disclaimer: 1) This is the exact plotline from the “Looney Toons: Back in Action” by Warner Bros.^TM film. The good thing, for those who haven’t seen it, it is a MAJOR spoiler or a great chance to know what the film is like. 2) All the characters, things, and such that are ended whit an ^ARR (All Rights Reserved), it means it belongs to its respective owner and not mine. Those, like my characters, things from the VR, etc. Who are ended whit an ^MP (My Property) means that they’re mine. 3) Don’t worry. If you don’t get something, like a creature, TM2 Dinobot will explain what it is, and from which company it comes from, and you can select it, copy the name, paste it in the type box in Google and find more info about it. 4) And general plot of some characters: TM2 Dinobot got doped on the Looney Pills…Hehe!; TM Rattrap agreed to play because I promised I will give him a whole crate of cheese when the fic is done; Sapphire only agreed to sign the contract so she would be with Rattrap in the film. (^_^() Sorry, Sapph!); TM Megatron goes BAM! WHAM! POW! in the fic. (Sorry, Starath…) But he agreed ‘cause I threatened him I would revoke his industry check; I’ll try to make only my characters do the disgusting jobs. 5) Here is the contract: “Okay, Sapphire, you want to be in a fic with Rattrap? I promise it would be 'non-rated'. I wanted to ask your permission before I did the fic. So, you want? If you do, sign here: >Sapphire<”

That’s about it. Now get going! 


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The VR’s Most Hilarious Quest 

Written by Lady Scale, Starring TM2 Dinobot

(And special guest-star, Sapphire!)  

Scene 1 

INTRO: The Warner Bros.^ARR symbol appears, but instead of being the letters WB it’s written VR.  

[fades to black] Now we see a fog covered hill, and then we hear the sound of galloping horse.  

[zoom in] We see TM2 Dinobot ‘riding’ a horse, and TM Megatron behind him clapping two coconut shells together (hence the ‘galloping’).  

[screen freezes]{TM2 Db: This scene is from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”^ARR film.} 

[screen unfreezes] We skip to the ‘they catapulted the giant wooden rabbit’ scene, where Megs go SQASH! 

TM Megatron (off screen): “Hold everything!” 

[screen freezes] [we switch the scene to an office table whit Lady Scale at the end of the table, Sapphire next to her, and the Terratron FVs, and Megatron, (who, for obvious reasons, got shrunk to be half Rattrap’s size) some two seats by LS, reading his script] 

TM M: (reading his script) “Let’s see here. Page 78, Megatron gets squashed by wooden bunny. Yes, Page 84, Megatron gets clobbered by a dragon. Yess, Page 201, Megatron goes Kaboom?!” >_< (hits his fist on the table) “This is unacceptable! Inhumane even! I demand a new role! Yesss.” 

LS: “Sorry Megs. You agreed to sign the contract, you can’t get out of it.” 

TM M: “NO! I will not tolerate to be the donkey of that transmetalised unsuccessful experiment” 

LS: o_<* “Your just so lucky I’m not in a bad mood right now...”  

[gets clear in the background] 

TM2 Db: (leans to a wall) “Sorry Megs. That’s life.” 

TM M: 0_0 

TM2 Db: (walks to take a seat next to LS weal being praised by the others) “How is it with the leadership, Lemarakash? Nice hairdo, Leoparda.” (takes his seat between Lady Scale’s and Meg’s) “Pardon me.”  

TM M: <_<* “The pleasure’s mine. Yesss…” 

TM2 Db: “Ladies… >_@ and gentlemen…” 

M: <_-* 

TM2 Db: “I think Megatron has a point. Maybe I’ll take a vacation. Get to relax a bit.”  

Sapphire: (gets up) “Excuse me, I don’t think we can make this specific fic without TM2 Dinobot.” 

M: (gets up on the table and walks to Sapphire) ::sarcastically:: “Oh yesss, so you can’t make a fic without TM2 Dinobot.” (hand gesture) Excuse my question, but just who’s clarified personal assistant are you?” 

Sapph: (shakes his hand) ::serious:: “Sapphire. Owner of BWINT.net.” 

M: “Yess.” (notices his hand is covered with a thick layer of ice) 

Sapph: “Ladies, check your mobile phones.” 

[they do] [on the mobiles we see three long green bands] 

Sapph: “Judging by the tolerance base, TM2 Dinobot is accepted by every known person in the VR.”  

[clicks a button and a short red band appears on the mobile phones] 

Sapph: “Real Megatron is accepted only by Meggarra.” 

M: “But I’m 3 times more entertaining than the raptor is!” 

TM2 Db: (sips his CocaCola^ARR can and looks at Megatron) “*Belch!*”  

[everyone in the room except Megs goes careering in laughter] 

M: “Ha ha. Hilarious. But the movies today demand action fighters like me!” 

[he jumps on the table (Wow! It’s a miracle it didn’t collapse under his feet!) and does karate moves, but instead of that, he ends up making a mess and making people angry] 

M: “Ooh! Ah! Yeah!” (tips over a Pepsi^ARR can) “Hoha! Ey!” (ballet twist) “Argh! Ho!” (fight cloud)  

[he ends up with his body parts in all the wrong places in front of TM2 Dinobot] 

M: ::panting:: “Top that, grotesque clone!” 

[TM2 Db lightly whaps Megatron’s head with his tail and Megs falls of, rolling on the table] [everyone else laughs] [Megatron retrieves his head and talks to LS] 

M: “Ahem. So it has come to attention that you have to choose between (striking a pose) a handsome idol of power and (pointing at Db) a transmetalised freak!” 

TM2 Db: (slices Megs’s finger off) 

M: “ARGH!” (his pointer finger is missing) 

TM2 Db: “It’s not polite to point.”  

[Hippamma^MY comes whit a box, and Megs inspects it. In the box there’s a TM2 Db voodoo doll with pins on it, a small Megatron cardboard cut-out display, “How to seize Power” books^MY, that kind of stuff…] 

M: “Hey! That’s the stuff from my office!” 

LS: “You don’t have an office. Not anymore.” 

M: 0_0 “This is mythological… It can’t be true.” (gets on his knees) “Please! Miss Scale! You can’t do this to me!” (gets scooped by Sapphire)  

Sapph: (tugs and pulls him by the arm) -_-* “Lets get going, Megs.” 

M: >< “Hands off, Miss ‘Icy Blue Gem’!” (to LS) “You haven’t seen the last of me!” 

[he is literally dragged out, yelling, kicking, and shoving along the way] 

End of Scene 1