The VR’s Most Hilarious Quest

Scene 14

By: Lady Scale

INTRO: We see the underground walls packed up with tons of dynamite crates, then pan to see Sapphire^ARR and Rattrap^ARR with their hands tied up to a giant crane hook.

RT: ::tries to break free::

Sapph: “You know, when I fired that megalomaniac, I never thought we’d be in this kind of predicament…”

RT: “We gotta’ find ah’ way out of ‘dis.”

Optimus Primal^ARR: “You just have to put your mind to it, Rattrap…”

RT: <_< >_> “Besides ‘dat, Ah’m hearin’ Op’s voice in mah’ head.”

OP: “I’m down here, friends!”

[We switch to the scene of the Hogwarts express going at top speed, then we get back.]

RT: “Don’ worry, Ah’ll be ‘dere in a jiffy!”

[Rattrap and Sapphire get out of the ropes easily.]

Sapph: *blink* “That was too easy…”

[They get off, then the hook goes up, and a huge crate fell and cracked open in front of them. Its contents turned out to be a huge pile of bones that started assembling.]

*skitter skater scamper*

*Grooowl!*

OP: “What was that noise, Rattrap?”

RT: 0_o() “Uh… Op? Abou’ L.S.’s favorite critter in Heroes 4?”

OP: “Uh, yes?”

RT: “Ah just found out…”

[The creature that emerged from the bones turned out to be a Bone Dragon from Heroes of Might and Magic 4. ()]

BD: *ROOARRR!* ::starts snapping at them::

BD’s point of view: We see that everything is in infra-red.

[Rattrap and Sapphire try to evade the dragon, but it keeps getting in their way.]

Sapph: “Hold it. Metal brakes bone, right?” ::picks up a huge wrench:: “Hey! You want to play? Catch!” ::throws it at the Bone Dragon::

[The critter catches it in its jaws, and munches it like it was a biscuit.]

Sapph&RT: O.O()

BD: >:):. ::growls satisfied and licks its chomps::

IN SPACE: We see Unicron^ARR in his whole lot smaller planet mode charging up to fire.

[We zoom out to the inside of Nova’s 6^th level starfighter mode^MP, where BW Megatron^ARR is holding a jet pack.]

M: “It looks like it’s going to be a deadly mission requiring strength, cunning and nerves of steel! Oh yesss… So,-” ::shoves the jet pack in TM2 Dinobot’s^ARR arms “- good luck, Dinobot, I’ll keep the engine running.”

TM2 Db: -_@ “Thanks, Megatron…” ::puts in on and goes out of the ship::

[He looks around and sees a cannon pointed at his head. It belonged to Morgana^MP.]

Morg: >:( “You tricked me!”

TM2 Db: ^_@ “How’s it going, Morg?”

Morg: “Now I’ll have to incapacitate you with my bubbles!” ::makes a huge pink bubble with her cannon::

TM2 Db: “Isn’t that cute.” ::pokes it::

*POP!!!*

[TM2 Db was thrown back and hit the hood of Unicron. Hard.]

TM2 Db: ::shakes head and looks meanly at her:: “Of course you realize, this… means… war…” ::takes his laser monocle off and it turned into a red lights-saber^ARR::

{TM2 Db: A light saber is from Star Wars.}

[They start battling in mid space. TM2 Dinobot is even reading a book while fighting like a pro.]

BACK IN THE UNDERGROUND: The Hogwarts train is still going at top speed.

[Skip the scene to Sapphire and Rattrap with the dragon.]

RT: ::points:: “Yah’ go ‘dat way, ah’ll go dis way!” ::runs to the side of the room, but is intercepted by the Bone Dragon’s tail:: “Yipe!”

BD: ::looks back at it’s tail, growls, and hits the rat::

Sapph: “Careful, Rattrap!”

RT: ::tries to crawl away, and holds on to a pole::

BD: ::grabs and drags him back::

RT: “AAaaaaa!”

Sapph: ::throws stuff at the dragon:: “Let him go! Now!”

OP: “I don’t want to put you under pressure, but judging by the vibrations of these train tracks, I’ve still got 1 minute and 35 seconds left!”

Sapph: “Down! Put him down!”

BD: ::throws Rattrap in a pile of crates::

RT: “Ayyeeeee!” *THUD*

BACK IN SPACE: TM2 Dinobot is still battling like a pro.

[We zoom out to Nova’s interior, where Megatron is holding his rubber ducky and sucking his thumb.]

M: *gulp* “What am I going to do, what will a Decepticon do? What will Megatron do?-” ::slaps self:: “Hold it. I am Megatron.”

{insert hero music}

M: ::stands up proudly:: “Yesss! I’m going to be the hero of this picture!” ::puts on a jet pack:: “Megatron to the rescue!!”

*BOOM!* [The jet pack exploded.]

M: (is covered in soot) ::takes another one @_@ “Megatron to the rescue.”

*BOOM!*

M: ::gets another one:: @_@ “Megatron to the-“

*BOOM!*

M: ::looks at the last jet:: -_- “Meg-“

*BOOM!*

OUSIDE THE SHIP: Megatron, without a jet pack, is flying out.

M: “AHA! It’s you-know-who to the rescue!” ::points at his back:: “Forgot about my own jets…”

BACK IN THE UNDERGROUND: Sapphire climbs up a net of crates and hangs on.

BD: ::looks back menacingly at Sapphire:: *Growl!* ::chomps on the net and shakes it::

Sapph: “AAAAAAaaa! Bad dragon! Bad dragon! Let go!”

RT: ::gets up, shakes his head, sees a dangling crane hook and gets an idea::

[The TM rat grabs the hook, swings on it, attaches the hook to the Bone Dragon’s neck, and jumps off.]

BD: ::looks back at the rat:: *GROWL!* ::goes after him::

[We see the Hogwarts train getting close and Rattrap runs towards where Optimus is tied up.]

BD: ::is held back by the hook::

RT: ::does the great jump and…::

Sapph: O_O ::sees the train went through… and Rattrap and Primal are on the side of the rail tracks alright:: ^_^ “YAY!!”

BACK AT THE TRAIN: We see Mal’Ganas^ARR, from Warcraft 3, cursing that he lost them, looks back at the front of the train and sees the pile of lighted dynamite.

MG: 0_0 … –_- ::hold up a sign saying “And they don’t pay me enough”::

*BOOOOOM!!!* [The explosion was at safe distance]

BD: ::looks, frowns and scratches itself like a dog::

BACK IN SPACE: A claw loads the Eye of Sargeras into Unicron, and he is getting ready to fire.

[TM2 Dinobot is still fighting with Morgana… but a bubble hit his hand, the light saber went flying, and he got engulfed in a giant bubble, one he couldn’t get out.]

Morg: “That takes care of the raptor, now to neutralize that T-rex!” ::takes out a remote and pushes a button::

[Megatron evades some energy polls, but they get attracted to him like a magnet, and…

*Squish!* [Megatron was squished in between two polls.]

M: -_- “Ugh. This can’t be good.” (*BOOM!*) @_@ ::shakes head::

Morg: “Hah! Now the gem will bathe the VR in a brainless transforming glow!”

Unicron: “Launch in 10…. 9…..”

M: ::throws his tail gun at the ray beam::

U: “8…. 7….6….”

[It hit the spot, and held on.]

U: “5…. 4…. 3…. 2…. 1…. Overload!... Overload!”

Morg: “Grrrr! Working evil makes my skin crack!” ::points her cannon at the huge bubble TM2 Dinobot was trapped in::

*POP!*

TM2 Db: ::sticks his hand over Morgana’s cannon::

[She pulls the trigger, and she gets herself trapped in a bubble.]

TM2 Db: “Hehe. It takes care of that!-“ ::is caught in the claw:: “ARGH!!”

[Megatron’s tail is holding the ray beam back, but a little beam still shoots out and goes towards the planet.]

U: “Overload!... Overload!... Kaboom!”

*BOOOOOOOOM!!!!*

TM2 Db: ::goes flying:: “AAAAaaaa!” ::is caught by Megs:: -_@ “Thanks, Megatron.”

M: ::gives off the shining smile::

Morg: (still in the bubble) “Curse you, do gooders!”

WITH THE BEAM: ::it goes towards the evil castle::

Voldemort: ::is out of the stupidity shield:: “Are you all idiots yet?” ::sees the beam:: 0_o “Oh no…”

*ZAP!*

[Sapphire, Rattrap and Primal get back and see him.

V: ::counts on his fingers:: “Duh… 2 + 2 = 5, me thinks…”

Simona: ::is crying next to him::

OP: ::takes out hand cuffs:: “Check mate, Voldemort. You're going down.” ::cuffs him::

BACK IN SPACE: We see Nova going back home.

M: “Oh come on! Just a little ‘you’re my hero’?”

TM2 Db: “Nope. Not interested.”

M: “Come on. Nobody will ever know!”

TM2 Db: “Nope.”

BACK: Rattrap puts his hand on Optimus’s shoulder.

OP: ::looks back:: “I’m proud of you, Rattrap.” ::hugs him:: “I knew I could count on you!”

RT: ::looks at the window and sees Nova getting back:: “Uh, Op, ‘ah think we should move…”

OP: “But what’s wrong with our house?”

RT: “I meant from this spot…”

[They look at the window, scream, and run for cover.]

*CRASH!*

V: “Ooo! Pweeetty! Do it again!”

[Nova went through the window, and hit the wall in the room. Then TM2 Dinobot and Megatron walk out casually.]

TM2 Db: <_@ “I think we scratched her…”

M: “Don’t worry. It’ll pass.”

Sapph: “Guys! You pulled it off!”

TM2 Db: ::pulls Megatron’s mouth off: “Pulled it off alright.”

M: ::takes it back: “Give me that!”

RT: ::gives him a pat in the back:: “Way to go. Megabutt!”

M: “You didn’t do so bad yourself, stunt-rat.”

TM2 Db: “Okay, to set the records straight, all the credit for saving the VR goes to… Megatron.”

M: “Exactl- Hwoa, hold it, you’re the hero, buster!”

TM2 Db: “You’re the hero!”

M: “You’re the hero- wait a minute! Pronoun trouble. I’m the hero.”

TM2 Db: “I’m the hero alright!”

M: “I’M THE HERO!”

WITH SAPPHIRE: They are going down a hall.

Sapph: “I didn’t properly introduce myself.” ::shakes Primal’s hand:: “I am Sapphire, a really big fan… of Rattrap!” ^_^

RT: ^_^()

TM2 Db: “Well, congratulations Megatron! You achieved your goal of being a hero!”

M: “Yessss! And you didn’t achieve your goal of putting me back in your stupid movie! Aha!”

Lady Scale^MP: “Cut! Okay guys! That’s a rap!”

[The background began disassembling, and we see the interior of a studio where there are a lot people and actors going around.]

M: 0_o … -.-… <_< “Remind me to get a new agent, will you… Hey! Maybe we are a team! Dinobot and-no, wait- Megatron and Dinobot! What do you say?”

RT: ::looks at his stunt double:: “’Ey, you. Remember me? ‘Ah threaten’ you manly an’ yah’ got me fire’?”

RTsd: “Oh! I remember you!” (to his secretary) >_> “Do I know him?” (back to RT) “I think you must be a bot I fired. You know, I’m getting a lot of people fired.”

RT: -_-* “Uh huh.”

RTsd: “Be good now.” ^_^

RT: “Like I said…”

*PUNCH!*

RTsd: ::is on the ground::

Others: “Oh no, not again.” “He’s out again.” “What about the other guy?” “He said he could do stunts!”

RT: ::looks at Sapphire:: “Let's go.” ::they hold hands and get off the set::

LS: (to TM2 Dinobot) “The usual, Dinobot?”

TM2 Db: (to LS) “Of course.” (to Megs) “You know Megatron, you're right. From now on we will be equal partners in this situation. No second prize for you.” ::goes out with LS::

M: ^_^ “Thanks pal! I really appreciate this! Yesss!” (to himself) “At last. My star is rising! All my hopes and aspirations will-“ ::notices:: “Whoops.” ::hops to his left::

*CRASH!* [A spotlight fell where he was before.]

M: “Heahahaha!” ::walks past the spotlight:: “What do you know! My luck is changing already!” *SQUISH!* (a big black circle just fell on him)

TM2 Db: ::comes out of the circle:: ^_@ “End, baby…”

LS: “See you next time!”

[Everything goes to black.]

THE END