The VR’s Most Hilarious Quest

Scene 12

By: Lady Scale

INTRO: Our heroes hit the sand in the Great Desert of the VR^MP after they leapt through the Portal^MP.

Sapphire^ARR: *cough* “Well. That was… fun.”

Megatron: ::shows the card:: “Looking for this?”

Sapph: “Ahem. Right. But what did she mean by a map?”

TM2 Db: “I think I know.” ::takes the card and gently peels off the back of it::

[On the back of the card there is now LS’s ‘A hidden Raptra sees Dinobot for the First Time’ pic from BWINT. (link here: http://www.bwint.net/ladysc9.jpg)]

RT: “Hold it! ‘Ya knew about ‘dis an’ ‘yah didn’ tell us?”

TM2 Db: ^_@ “Of course!”

RT: “WHY YOU SUCKAH’PUNCHING SPANIEL!”

TM2 Db: “And, the back of the card shows where we have to go. To this picture.”

Megs: “At the Art Shrine^MP! Oh yeeesss, that’s it!”

TM2 Db: “3.000 km away.”

Sapph: ()-_- “And how are we supposed to get there?”

TM2 Db: “Like this.” ::turns the page::

[We see the East of Party Central that looks a lot like London, and we pan to see the Art Shrine where All of LS’s art is put on display.]

[They go down the hall. TM2 Dinobot is leading the way, Sapphire once again traded the army style shirt and jeans for a blue T-shirt and jeans, and Rattrap is trying to ignore Megatron who is going around multiple hiding places acting like he’s on a spy mission. At last, they come affront the pic.]

RT: ::holds the card in front of the pic:: “Hmmm. Doesn’ look like a map ‘tah me.”

Sapph: “Maybe the map is in the painting. Now all we have to do now is take the pic!”

M: ::dressed as a bandit:: “Way ahead of you. Yeesss.” ::sneaks towards it::

TM2 Db: “No.” ::holds him back:: “No stealing paintings.”

M: “But I’m already in costume!”

TM2 Db: “And it looks good on you.”

M: ::strikes a pose:: “You really think so?”

TM2 Db: ()-_@ “Ahem. <_@ Turn the card around and watch.”

RT: ::does so::

[The image of the pic is slowly replaced with a mini-map and a little text above it.]

Sapph: 0_o “Wow. It is a map!”

RT: ::reads the text:: “Heroes of Might and Magic 4, eh?”

Sapph: ::takes out her mobile:: “I’ll take a picture. Hold it steady.”

M: “Ooo! Can I take a picture? Oh please!” ::hops in front of them:: “Please-Please-Pleeeasssee!”

TM2 Db: “Easy! The cop.”

[Reptile^ARR goes around the hall around them casually.]

{TM2 Db: Reptile is from the Mortal Kombat 4 game.}

TM2 Db: ::looks around:: “He’s gone.”

M: ::continues to do a muck:: “Awww, come on! I want to take a picture! Please!”

Sapph: ::manages to take a snapshot::

M: “Awww! Can I hold the map? Can I hold the map?”

?: ::shoves the barrel of a gun his back:: “I’ll take that!”

M: 0_0 ::gets his hands in the air::

[We see that it’s Galvatron^ARR, human sized.]

TM2 Db: (casually) “What are you doing, Galvatron? We made 5 pictures together.”

Galv: “Well, as it obviously turns out, I’m secretly evil.”

M: >_> (to TM2 Db) “That’s show-biz for you.” ::gets behind TM2 Db::

Galv: ::points his cannon at them:: “Now! Make with the card so I can please my dark masters!” >:)

TM2 Db: ::takes out a deck of cards and scrambles them:: “Okay! Ace of Diamonds is your card sir, just put it back and-“ ::throws them in the air and they float:: “-Upsy-daysy!” ::takes a card and puts it over Galvatron’s optic and it sticked:: “Is this your card?”

Galv: “No.”

TM2 Db: ::puts another one over the other optic:: “This?”

Galv: “No.”

TM2 Db: ::puts:: “This?”

Galv: “Nuh-uh…”

[Megatron silently tells Sapphire and Rattrap to get the heck out of there, and they do so.]

TM2 Db: “This?” (“No.”) “This?” (“Nope.”) “This?” (“No.”) “This one?”

Galv: ::is covered with cards and two of them are flapping like they where his lips:: “I said it’s the Ace of Diamonds, will you?!”

TM2 Db: ::takes it out:: “Oh, you mean like this one?” ^_@

M: ^_^

[Both Dinobot and Megs then run for dear life, while Galvatron goes after them.]

Galv: *>.< “Ooooh! I’m going to blast you two to kingdom-come!”

[Sapphire and Rattrap watch from around the corner of the hall.]

Sapph: “Should we help them?”

RT: “Nah. No one evah’ gets Chopperface’s clone. It’s ah’ formulah.”

[Without the rat even knowing, G1 Megatron got his hand over Sapphire’s mouth and dragged her out.]

RT: “Weird thin’s about movies ‘dat ‘yah always know wat’s gonna’ happen. As if ‘dis was one, ‘yah and I are gonna’ smooch in de’ end.” *blink* ::looks behind and doesn’t find her there:: “Sapph?”

[Down the hall, original Megatron got his hand off the teen’s mouth who bit it.]

Sapph: “Let me GO! RATTRAP! HELP!!!”

RT: “HEY!” ::runs towards them, but hits the door who got shut on his face:: @_@

BACK WITH TM2 DB AND MEGS: They run down the hall, and come across the ‘Wonders of the Universe’ pic.

TM2 Db&M: (rewind) ::they look at the pic, then ‘hop’ in it and stand on the teal orb-planet::

Galv: <_< … >_> ::can’t find them::

[In the pic, the raptor and the tyrant try to get his attention. Then the cannon hops in the pic as well.]

Galv: ::is standing on the ‘v’ and points his fusion cannon at them, but it goes limp like a rubber band and he is pulled by the black hole::

TM2 Db&M: ::crack up, but then hop on the stars:: (their lines go blurry and the slow-motion effect kicks in)

Megs: -_- “Weeellll. Thhhiiisss iisss seeerrriiialll……”

Galv: “Stop! Or I’ll detonate you!” ::holds on and points his cannon again::

TM2 Db&M: o_o “Yiiiipppeeee!...”

Galv: ::shoots but only a poof of smoke pops out::

[Galvatron is sucked into the black hole, and that gives chance for TM2 Dinobot and the megalomaniac to run into the next pic before he gets out again.]

[We see the emboss as they go under the wallpaper of the wall, and they go through the ‘horizon’ of the ‘Leoparda Boogies’ pic.]

Galv: ::keeps shooting at them::

[TM2 Dinobot and Megatron run into Leoparda, and she looks mean at them because they ruined her show.]

TM2 DB&M: <_< <_<

Galv: >:)

TM2 Db: ::slices his nose off::

Galv: O_O “AAAAAAAAAAAhhh!”

[They pop out of the picture and go to another one down the hall which happens to be the ‘Dancing Seekers’ pic.]

{Insert can can dance music}

Galv: ::looks for them but just finds the seeker trio …and two can can dancers:: “Ooo! Hello!”

Dancers: ::butt him on each hip::

Galv: *blush* “Hehehehe.” ^_^

Mechanical Dancer: ::kicks him when he’s not looking::

Galv: “Oh my…” 

Purple Dancer: ::kicks him::

Galv: “Hehehe!” ^_^

Mechanical Dancer: ::kicks him::

Galv: ::gets annoyed:: “Ladies, please!”

[They both kick him with all their might, the cannon flies out of the picture, and they both take a bow.]

BACK WITH POOR SAPPHIRE: They see the outside of the shrine where G1 Megs is carrying a human shaped bag on his shoulder, and is going down the stairs. Muffled yells are coming out of the bag, and no one on the street is even paying attention.

RT: ::gets outside and sees the silver android going towards the nearby clock-tower:: 0_o “Hey! Police!”

BWSilverBolt^ARR: “Yes sir?”

RT: “Ah’ gun’s got a girl tied up in ah’ bag an’ is takin’ her ‘tah ‘deh tower!”

SilverBolt: ^_^ “Ah. It is spring, is it not?”

RT: ()-_- “Uh… Nevah’mind…” ::goes to the rescue::

BACK WITH TM2 DB, MEGS AND GALV: They go through the various FevraVonar blueprints and they come out dressed as the certain FVs.

[They all hop in the put-together Sims^ARR picture, and the various Sims look at them as they go.]

Galv: “I, Galvatron, will crush you like Megatron crushed Prime!”

[A strong stature red-facial haired male Sim comes up with a carriage, and Galvaton looks in it.

Dark skinned baby: *snores* ::wakes up and gives him the ‘don’t disturb’ sign::

Galv: ^_^ “Awww, how cute!” ::pinches him on the cheek:: “Hehehe.”

DSB: ::cries:: “WHAAAAAAAAAH!” ::bites him on the nose::

Galv: >< “OWW!!” ::shoots at them::

[The Sim and the baby who turned out to be TM2 Dinobot and Megatron, run for their life to the next picture, that is a simple sketch, and the raptor and the tyrant hop out in normal life while Galvatron hops out still as a sketch.]

Galv: ::looks for them::

TM2 Db: ::comes up with a tour guide:: “Sketch. An undetailed drawing made with a pencil.”

Galv: ::realizes:: o_O *gasp* “Oh slag…”

TM2 Db: ::erases him with a giant eraser:: ^_@ “Heh. It’s always good to have a tour guide with you.” ::sees that Megs is trying to pull himself together by connecting the dots but is making a mess:: -_@ *shrug*

BACK OUTSIDE: The gun is going up the tower, while the rat just makes it to the blocked entrance.

RT: ::puts on the small jet pack, pulls out a remote, looks at it confused, but clicks some buttons::

[The jet powers up and shoots off without him. Just then the human sized Insecticons come up and laugh at him.]

Bombshell: “Heahaahaa! Look at that!”

Kickback: “Hehehehhee!”

Shrapnel: “Now there’s something you don’t see everyday! Heahaaha!”

RT: “Ey. Come ‘ere!” ::comes closer::

Shrapnel: “What are you doing?”

RT: “I… just… want… your… LEG!”

*PUNCH!*

BACK WITH SAPPHIRE: Ravage’s ship gets close to the top of the tower.

Ravage: (to the audience) “Yup, that’s right. I’m a vicious Decepticon.”

G1 M: ::gives hand signs, then releases Sapphire from the bag::

Sapph: “Argh!” ::punches him in the chest, but he doesn’t move an inch::

G1 M: ::grabs her arm, takes her mobile and gets on the lowered ladder::

Sapph: “Oh no, not my dad’s mobile!” ::grabs him and hangs on::

[In the mean time, Rattrap used Shrapnel’s leg to ram the door down and is now going up the stairs to the top of the clock tower. He makes it, and watches as Sapphire is trying to hang on.]

Sapph: “Rattrap! Help!” ::slips and falls:: “AAAAAAAAaaaaa!”

RT: ::jumps and dives towards her like a professional sky diver, grabs her, pulls out his mobile, the hook shoots out and grabs on::

[They swing down, going around the souvenir places. The flower’s from a seller’s hand got replaced with a dollar, and a box of chocolates from another seller got replaced as well, as they went trough. They land on two empty chairs at a table where it was already occupied by TM2 Dinobot and Megatron.]

Sapph: (has the flowers and the chocolates in her hands)

RT: ::rewinds the hooker easily::

TM2 Db: ^_@ “What took you two so long?”

RT: (to Sapphire) “’Yah ok?”

Sapph: ::is out of breath:: “Wow. Oh, that was great!” ::hugs Rattrap::

M: ::pulls out a hart-shaped target::

TM2 Db: ::hits the bull’s-eye with his laser monocle::

[The laser beam goes right through the target and hits Captain Claw’s^ARR tail.]

CC: “MREOW!”

TM2 Db&M: O:)

Sapph: “Ok, it’s a perfect day, other than we lost ‘da map-”

TM2 Db: “We?”

RT: “Ah’right, ah’m the rat that lost it.”

TM2 Db: “and we’ve got the actual map!” ::takes it out:: “Voila’!”

RT: ::takes it:: “Hey. Way to go, Chopperface!” ::looks at it:: “Heroes of Might and Magic 4, eh?”

End of Scene 12