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Beast War Chronicles 
Confirmations
By: Eliot Lefebvre (aka Stormcloud)



Out of all the forms he had had over the years, this one seemed 
to be the most useful.

It was, of course.  He had tailored it to 97% peak efficiency with 
his personal skills, and estimated it was at least 47.6% more 
efficient than his last body.  And for the planet he had landed on, 
it was perfect.

He shot up another log, balancing perfectly and rocketing into the 
sky.  His paint shone in the sun, and would have provided a 
beautiful photo shot if anyone able to respect the irony in the 
photo, then he crashed down through the treetops and raced 
along the forest floor once again.

Nearby birds and mammals squawked indignantly, annoyed at 
having their rest disturbed by this robot.  He ignored them, and 
sent a series of mental commannds that began reconfiguring his 
body yet again.  Wheels retracted, wings extended, and a small 
transatmospheric craft shot into the sky.

He spied a small lifeform moving towards him.  If looks were any 
indicator, it was a Predacon.  He activated his scanner, just to 
double-check.  Decidedly Predacon.  He sped up and began to 
bring his weapon systems on-line.

	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*

Lazorbeak glided low above the trees before the laser fire 
started.

The blasts disturbed his otherwise peaceful thoughts.  Looking 
up, he saw a purple jet diving at, laser fire spewing out of the 
ports.  *Who the slag...* he thought, and spun upwards, laser fire 
roaring away at the jet.

He barely even got off a second pass.  The purple jet turned to 
face Lazorbeak and transformed into a cannon and blasted 
Lazorbeak squarely.  Flaming, Lazorbeak plummeted downwards 
into the forest below.

Lazorbeak transformed and grabbed onto a tree limb, just to 
keep from careening into the ground.  He activated his internal 
coolant system, and the flames on him slowly died down.  He 
looked up where the cannon had been only a minute before.

Only it wasn't a large purple cannon anymore.

It was a large purple robot.

Lazorbeak had noticed a definite pattern of attacks, and dodged 
to the side seconds before the robot oblitherated the ground 
Lazorbeak had been standing.  *Great,* thought Lazorbeak.  *As 
long as I keep dodging every fifteen seconds, I'll live.*  He looked 
up and sprang aside again as the robot blasted away.

"My turn!" called Lazorbeak, and he flipped over his two shoulder 
cannons.  Blasting twice, he then disappeared into the trees.  
Unlike most of the other Predacons, Lazorbeak had spent a great 
deal of time trying to keep himself agile on the ground, where he 
truly shone.  He was not an air warrior, but a ground warrior.

The large purple robot crashed through the trees, blasting with a 
cannon in place of his left hand.  Lazorbeak, from a small 
enclosure, scanned every aspect of the robot he could - size, 
weight, electromagnetic emissions, whatever he could find.  
Halfway through his scan, he managed to pick up a single break 
in his otherwise smooth surface, a burnt-in sigil.

A Decepticon sigil.

*The ancestors of the Predacons,* thought Lazorbeak.  
Obviously, this robot was either a very old Predacon (which 
seemed unlikely, considering that he was attacking an obvious 
Predacon), or he was one of the renegade Decepticons.  
Lazorbeak decided that this was getting far more threatening by 
the minute, and turned to transform and fly away.

Lazorbeak was lifted up by his neck.  "You attempts at escape 
are admirable, but there is a 83% chance that you are unable to 
execute them," said the large robot, more focused on this fact 
then on the fact he was choking Lazorbeak.  "There is a 78% 
chance that you are a potential threat, and a 89% chance that - 
ooof!"

"Stuff it," said Lazorbeak, elbowing the large robot hard.  The 
elbow wasn't very damaging, but the large spike that extended 
back out from it was signifigantly more useful.  The robot 
dropped Lazorbeak in suprise, and Lazorbeak transformed and 
flew off.

"Tactical analysis of opponent was incomplete.  Updating data."  
The large robot reached into his subspace pocket for the parts to 
repair himself as he added everything he had figured out about 
his opponent.  His opponent was escaping; it did not matter.  He 
would have more than enough time to catch him later.

*Don't know why he isn't pursuing,* thought Lazorbeak as he flew 
off, *but I'm not complaining.*  He took a sharp left and headed 
towards the Predacon ship.

	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*

"This time, it's going to be different," said Rattrap as he slid to the 
left.  "I can't lose this time."

Stormcloud blasted where Rattrap had been just scant moments 
before.  "Don't be so sure about that just yet, Rattrap."

"So you think that you're going to win?" asked Rattrap.  He 
flipped a pair of missile racks onto his shoulders and fired twice.  
Stormcloud lept up and transformed into a small car and drove 
off to the left.

"I didn't say that.  I said don't be so sure about that."  Stomcloud 
shot up a ramp and tranformed again in mid-air, this time to a 
large gun.  "NOW I'm saying it," he said.

The first blast burnt away most of what was recognizable.  The 
second reduced whatever was left to trace particles.

MYRIAD DEFEATS LOCKHEED
MERCILESS! 78,000 BONUS POINTS
MYRIAD WINS THE MATCH

Rattrap slammed the controller into the ground.  Hard.  "It seems 
like I get worse, not better," he muttered.  "How many times is 
that?"

Stormcloud pressed a few buttons on a comp pad he had 
nearby.  "With this loss, you have been hacked, mangled, 
destroyed, oblitherated, vaped, melted, shattered, and othewise 
killed by me seven thousand, four hundred twenty-three times.  
Counting total wins."

Rattrap picked up the controller again.  "One more match.  This 
time, let me be Myriad, I think I can get his Merciless! move to 
work."

Stormcloud looked over the comp pad again.  "You said that in 
match #3405... #4569... #4725... #5382... #6676... #6677..."

"No way!  I never try the same trick twice in a row!"

"Not according to this," replied Stormcloud, pressing a few more 
buttons.  "You blamed #6676 on me cheating, and insisted a 
second try on that.  Huh...#0421...#3432...#7011...#4826...
#0008..."

"I get the picture," muttered Rattrap glumly.

Stormcloud punched a few more numbers into the comp pad, 
then sat silent.

"Hey?  Stormcloud?  Big S?  Stormster?  Hello?" prattled 
Razorbeast as he waved his arms in front of Stormcloud's face.

"Wha...oh, yeah, sorry, Razor," muttered Stormcloud 
absentmindedly.

"What's gotten into you?" asked Armordillo.  "Lately, you haven't 
been your normal, hyperintelligent, multi-faceted self."

"Just...thinking about Vixen."

Rattrap slapped himself in the forehead.  "Why don't you try to 
get together with her?  You two are obviously interested in each 
other."

"I just...that is, I feel...in other words, I couldn't..."

"Spit it out," said Razorbeast impatiently.

"I don't KNOW why I don't!  I just can't get the words out!" 
Stormcloud finally exclaimed out of exasperation.

Razorbeast laughed.  "You?  The bot who tries to spend twenty-
four hours of a day inside the computer with no contact with any 
living being?  Has trouble with females?  Now how ever could 
that happen?"

"Sarcasm not appreciated," noted Stormcloud.

"C'mon, we think you can do it," said Armordillo.

Stormcloud looked at him.  "With all undue respect, Armordillo, 
that really doesn't inspire confidence so much as nausea."

Armordillo looked at him, blank-faced.  "What?" he asked.  "I 
didn't get it."

Rattrap patted Stormcloud on the back.  "Stormy, old buddy, old 
pal -"

"Hand.  Off.  Now."

Rattrap quickly withdrew his hand.  "What I'm trying to say is that 
you should go for the gusto.  Get with her.  Y'know...wink wink, 
nudge nudge, say no more, nudge nudge."

Everyone else was looking at Rattrap oddly.

"Do the horizontal polka!  Jump her bones!  Get it on!"

"He's finally lost it," said Armordillo.

"Aw, slag it, just get together with her!" said Rattrap, waving a 
hand dismissively.

Stormcloud began to walk out the door, then stopped and turned 
to face Rattrap.  "Why are you giving me advice?" he asked.

"Yeah, role reversal's a bitch, ain't it?" said Rattrap, smiling.

"That wasn't what I meant," replied Stormcloud.  "The only times 
you do things is when you want to, you don't have a choice, or 
there's some personal gain in it.  So what do you want?"

"Nothing!  I'm doing this out of the goodness of my heart!" 
Rattrap said in mock innocence.

"You told me it was because you were going to hack into the 
system and give yourself access to a shuttle temporarily," said 
Armordillo.  Rattrap elbowed him hard.  "That is to say, I didn't 
just say that - >ooomph< - I mean you didn't hear me - 
>ooomph< - I mean I wish Rattrap would stop elbowing me - 
>ooomph< - I mean that it's a litte late for this now."

Stormcloud walked over to the console and keyed in a small 
subroutine.  "There.  You have access to the Nicodermis for 24 
total hours, after which an alarm will trigger and you will have 
three hours to return it to the shuttlebay."

Rattrap thought for a moment.  "Yeah, that's good, even though 
fifteen will probably do it," he said at length.

Stormcloud sighed.  "I wasn't kidding about the bomb, either," he 
said, and walked out of the room.

	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*

Vixen smoothed away the chair and flopped into it.  Seachill was 
in the CR Chamber from the sabotaged arctic base (*Thank you 
so much for that, Iguanus,* she thought to herself), and 
Wingspan was still in the chambers from their all-too-recent 
battle with Primus Trion.  He had taken more damage then the 
other members of Skyking, and that meant the entire gestalt was 
inactive until he recovered.

The door hissed open, and Stormcloud walked in.

"What's wrong?" asked Vixen, getting to her feet.

"Nothing, nothing," said Stormcloud, almost defensively.  "I just 
wanted to talk for a little while."

"Why?"

"Do I really need a reason?"

"No."

The two sat down next to each other.  Vixen slumped slightly in 
her chair, while Stormcloud sat straight and erect.  "How is 
everyone recovering?" asked Stormcloud somewhat meekly.

"All right, I guess.  I would've thought that Wingspan would've 
recovered by now."

"Oh."  The two sat silent for a long while.  *Geez, this is stupid.  
I'm acting like I'm only four thousand years old,* thought 
Stormcloud.

At length, he turned to Vixen.  "The main reason I came down 
here was to tell you I-I-I-I-I..." he began shakily.

"You..." said Vixen, making small circular motions with her 
hands.

"I c-c-c-c-c-c-caaaaaaaa..." he continued.

"Spit it out," urged Vixen.

"I caaaaaaarrrrrrr..." he tried again.

"You care..." she said, nodding impatiently.

"I care about you!" he said at length.  "I can't stop thinking about 
you!  I spend my spare time calling up memories of you!  Happy 
now?"

Vixen said nothing for a momen out of suprise.  Then she spoke.  
"You do?  You really do?"

"Yes," he replied.  "Ever since I met you during the gestalt 
project."

She looked at him oddly.  "I feel the same way," she said softly.

He ran his hand up the side of her face.  Touching her...there 
were all the normal sensations there, but something else, too - 
an exhiliration he had never felt before.  Somehow her face 
seemed to carry qualities it never had before.  Her eyes...her 
body...her voice...everything about her seemed to strike another 
chord within him.

They moved closer.  He kissed her once, lightly.  More 
sensations rushed through his body.  "I love you," he said to her 
with a slight smile.

They kissed again, and Stormcloud began to soar where not 
even his beast mode could.

	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*

"Multiple transformation ability.  High-powered weapons, equal to 
the force of Megatron's cannon.  Advanced scanning equipment.  
And all of this under the sigil of a faction that barely exists 
anymore."  Scorponok tossed the report down on the confrence 
table.  "When I first heard about this, I laughed.  Now, quite 
frankly, I'm scared.  This guy is as, if not more, powerful as 
Inferno."

Megatron picked up the report.  "This is not a good thing...unless, 
of course, he really is an archaic Decepticon and he would ally 
with us."

"I think we can safely rule that out since he attacked Lazorbeak," 
replied Scorponok.

"What's more, most of the old Decepticons are with the renegade 
Decepticons, and they aren't at all pleased with how the 
Predacons are running things," added Taratulas.

"So what you're basically telling me is that something with the 
transformations of Sixshot, the speed of Blurr, and the power of 
Bluestreak is coming to kill us all," finished Megatron.

"Yep," replied Scorponok and Taratulas in unison.

Megatron sighed, then grabbed the nearby Waspinator and 
smashed him into the wall.

"Um, sir...why..." stammered Scorponok.

"It's a release," he explained.

"Wazzpinator - >hack< - have to find - >cough< - new line of 
work," stammered Waspinator as an indeterminite fluid hacked 
out of his mandibles.

"If I were you," said Headlock, "I would try and emit a low-power 
energon field around him.  With no beast mode, he may be able 
to hold out for a little while, possibly from an energon absorbtion 
field, but he would wind up going into stasis lock, at which point 
we could easily take him and imprison him."

Megatron glowered.  Actually, he was thinking of a frontal 
assault, hoping to overpower his enemy by sheer numbers.  
Headlock had only been with the Predacons for a few weeks, 
about the same time Juliet came to the Predacons permanently.  
He didn't ACTIVELY try to take the position of leader from 
Megatron, but through his machinations he made Megatron look 
like the subordinate.  No doubt about it, Headlock could become 
a major problem.

"Right," Megatron muttered under his breath.  "I'll have someone 
realign the Soundwave's engines to produce the field."

Headlock nodded.  "Is there anything else you wish me to 
examine, my lord, or am I free to go?"

Megatron nodded.  "Actually, there is.  There seems to be a lava 
geyser directly under the Soundwave.  I was wondering if you 
could think of a solution."  Megatron almost smiled; there wasn't 
really any lava.  He just wanted Headlock not to have the 
solution.

Headlock brought up a holographic map of the Soundwave's 
current location.  "If it were up to me," he said, thinking hard, "I 
would tunnel around these points -" he pointed at eight different 
locations, circling the Soundwave, "- at increasing angles,starting 
at about a 29 degree angle.  That will decrease the pressure 
enoough so that the Soundwave can withstand any eruptions."

Megatron gaped.  He had double-checked with Tarantulas, and 
he was sure that there was no solution.  He wondered if he 
should blame Tarantulas or Headlock.  *Headlock,* he thought, 
and he turned to glare at the Predacon.  "That will be quite 
enough.  You are dimissed."

Headlock nodded and walked out of the room.  From her position 
in the shadows, Blackarachnia smiled.  *Headlock makes 
Megatron feel threatened, because they think on the same wavelength.
I will have to remember that.*

Blackarachnia walked into her quarters.  "How is the construct 
coming?" she asked Drill Bit.

"Just fine," he answered, welding another plate to the massive 
object.

"How would you know?  You don't even know what it is."

"How could I?  You wouldn't tell anyone."

Blackarachnia said nothing - he WAS right.  She walked over to 
Juliet, sitting at a console.  "How are the plans going?"

"Fine," she replied.  "If these schematics you gave me are 
correct, then the alignment I have it at ought to work just fine."

Blackarachnia looked it over.  "Yes, that should be fine."  She 
began walking into her own personal room.

Juliet turned.  "A word, empress?"

Blackarachnia nodded.  "Speak."

"If I could, I would like to preserve Tigatron."

"Why?"

"Personal reasons."

Blackarachnia knew all too well about Juliet's past, so she didn't 
even question it.  "Very well."

Juliet smiled.  Blackarachnia sighed and walked into her own 
room.

Sitting down on her bed, Blackarachnia sighed and stared at her 
small Nightbird figurine.  *What were you like, Nightbird?* she 
wondered for the millionth time.  *You had the leader of the 
Decepticons in your hands.  Did you want the power?  Did you 
truly care about him?  Will I ever have a chance know the truth?*

Her mind drifted away.

	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*

Stormcloud was exhausted.  "God, that was exhilerating," he said 
in a gasp.  "Tell me again what exactly it was?"

Vixen smiled.  "It's called Joining.  It basically allows two 
Transformers to interact, sharing their mindwaves with each 
other.  Originally, it was only for reproduction, but with the 
invention of the pleasure interface..."  Stormcloud could finish the 
sentence himself.

He began to get up, and promptly slipped and fell.  He did a quick 
diagnostics check.  "My energon is at unusually low levels," he 
said, puzzled.

"It's the act of Joining," explained Vixen.  "You see, it basically 
does more than the equivalent act of the humans by allowing 
complete interaction between the two praticapants on both a 
physical and mental level."  She rose shakily to her feet and 
handed him an energon crystal.  He accepted, and began to 
recharge.

She sat down next to him.  "When you...said all of that - did you 
really mean it?"

"Of course I did," he replied, fully charged.  "I wouldn't have said 
them if I didn't."

"Then why didn't you say so before?  What incited you?"

"You aren't going to believe this...Rattrap."

She did a double take.  "You're kidding."

"Not at all."

She smiled.  "I'm not sure if this is a sense of humor or 
seriousness, but it's amusing either way."  She finished charging.  
"Rattrap?"

"Yes.  I think we've kind of beaten that routine into the ground 
now, don't you think?"

She nodded and checked at the CR chambers.  "Wingspan 
should be out pretty soon."

Stormcloud smiled.  He had done a lot of design on Magnaboss, 
but Skyking was his pet project, and he had been quite pleased 
with the gestalt's performance.  The members all acknowledged 
him as a sort of "father" to them all - a role he adopted without 
reluctance.  And therefore, he worried about them when they 
were hurt.  Wingspan had him very worried for a little while.

"I've got to get going," said Stormcloud.  He walked over to Vixen 
and kissed her lightly.  "Primal wants a report from his senior 
officers in a couple minutes."

"Best of luck," she called to him as he left.

	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*

Rattrap was nearly finished with the pre-flight check.  In a few 
minutes, he would be off.  "Hey, Razorbeast!" he called into his 
comm.  "How's everything on the western front?"

"If the camera's working right," said Razorbeast with a slight hint 
of amusement in his voice, "then I would say Stormcloud and 
Vixen are most definitely getting it on.  Or at least, they did."

Rattrap smiled to himself.  He fused one last joint and rolled out 
from underneath the ship.  "I'm coming on, guys.  Get ready to 
take off."

Razorbeast nodded.  "Prepping takeoff thrusters.  Weapons and 
Nav on-line...all other systems powering up.  Ready for takeoff in 
one minute."

"Where are we going again?" asked Armordillo from the gunner's 
seat.

"You'll know when we get there," replied Rattrap as he walked 
onto the bridge of the ship.  "Take off when we're ready."

Razorbeast nodded.  "Takeoff in five...four...three...two...one..."

The Nicodermis's engines kicked in with a slight hum, then 
roared to life as the docking bay doors opened.  The ship drifted 
along at a low cruising speed until they cleared the docking bay.  
"Initializing full engines.." said Razorbeast as he flipped one last 
switch.

A roar came up as a gigantic blast of flame erupted from the bak 
of the shuttle.  Rocketing forward, the ship blasted right through 
the atmosphere as it shot into orbit.

"We have established an orbital pattern," said Razorbeast.

"Duh," said Rattrap.  "What did you do - graduate from the 
Deanna Troi School of Stating Nothing Useful?"

"No, the Rattrap School of Acting Like a Jackass."

"Why, you..."

"Calm down!  We only have 23 hours and 40 minutes left!" 
exclaimed Armordillo.

"He's right.  Razorbeast, set a course for the second moon," 
ordered Rattrap.

"Who made you Prime?" asked Razorbeast.

"Just do it."

Razorbeast muttered something inaudible and set the course.  
The ship's engines kicked in again and the ship rocketed along 
towards the second moon of the planet.

	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*

Headlock could feel Blackarachnia's presence before she wanted 
him to.  Within seconds he had his arm-mounted cannon on-line 
and aimed at Blackarachnia.  "You'd better talk fast," he said to 
her.

Blackarachnia was obviously taken somewhat aback.  "I...just 
needed you to give me access to a shuttle."

He lowered his cannon.  "And why, pray tell, would I want to do 
that?"

"Because you want to overthrow Megatron as much as I do."

Headlock laughed.  "God, you are disillusioned.  I really couldn't 
care less if he's in charge.  I will do what I want."

"But Megatron thinks that you want him overthrown."

"He knows that you do, too.  He'll keep us around anyways, 
because the rest of his troops are dumber than a bag of rocks."

"So will you help me or not?"

"I will...but in return for a favor."

"A favor?  Is that all?"  She laughed.  "In that case, what do you 
want?"

"I don't know yet.  I want you to remain in my debt as long as 
possible.  You will owe me a favor, and I will collect on it during 
some point in the future."

"And if when you come to me, what if I refuse?"

"Then I will tell Megatron you were given access to a shuttle 
without his permission."

"He'll trace you to it."

"Not if I use Tarantulas's access."  He punched in a few keys, 
and sure enough, he was on Taratulas's account.  A large picture 
of Blackarachnia was quite litterally sprawled across the desktop.  
"A moment of comprimising morality, from the looks of it."

Blackarachnia glowered.  "Cut it out.  Just give me access."

Headlock smiled slightly and typed in a few more keys.  "There.  
You have access to the Chemosh for 48 hours, after which a 
one-hour timer will activate.  When the countdown ends, it 
explodes."

"Thanks," she said, kissing him on the cheek.  "Maybe that'll help 
you make up your mind."

She walked out of the room.

	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*

He glided along the treetops, searching for a target.  His recent 
loss to the Predacon was highly disappointing, and he decided 
that he would be faster to eleminate his opponent faster this time.  
He was a little worried about what would happen, but not very.

*After all, who was commander of the Decepticons for four 
million years?  Who struck fear into the hearts of Autobots?  Who 
corageously survived Unicron's assault on Cybertron when 
everyone else thought he was dead?  I did!*  He had to remind 
himself every so often.

He spotted some movement in the underbrush.  He scanned 
briefly.  A Maximal, but then again, that was even better.  He 
zoomed down for an assault.

	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*

"Holy slag!" were the first words out of Cheetor's mouth.  The 
next ones were a little more productive.  "Dinobot, get over here!  
We've got a situation here!"

Dinobot sprang out.  "Where?"  He looked up to see the gigantic 
purple jet rushing towards them.  "Ah, an honorable death!" he 
said as he transformed to robot mode.  Slightly in front of him, 
Cheetor did the same.

The purple Decepticon landed on the ground and converted into 
a large panther.  Silently, he began to pace in front of the two 
Maximals.  "What in the world is he doing?" asked Dinobot 
tensely.  "We should attack!"  So saying, he launched himself 
forward, rotor at the ready.

Dinobot was swatted away by the large panther.  Cheetor took 
the momentary advantage and sprang at his opponent, extending 
talons in his fingers and slashing at the large beast.  The panther 
growled and transformed right underneath Cheetor, knocking him 
off.

Shaking his head back into focus, Dinobot looked up to see a 
large purple Decepticon towering over Cheetor.  The Decepticon 
was preparing to blast Cheetor with a cannon on his right arm.  
Lifting his sword, Dinobot gave a battle cry and rushed forward at 
the Decepticon.  The Decepticon swung his cannon-hand up high 
to parry the slash by Dinobot.

Whipping out his rotor, Dinobot swung low at the torso of the 
Decepticon.  This time, the Decepticon flipped Dinobot over.  
Dinobot hit the ground hard, getting the wind knocked out of him.  
Gasping for breath, he barely rolled away from a blast of laser 
fire.

Cheetor regained conciousness.  Looking up, he saw Dinobot 
locked in combat with the large Decepticon.  Grabbing his quasar 
cannon, he aimed and fired twice at the Decepticon.  The shots 
seemed to have no effect - aside from making him angry.  The 
Decepticon turned towards Cheetor and started walking over, 
blasting all the way.

"Bad move," shouted Dinobot as he lept onto the Decepticon's 
back and thrust his sword into the Decepticon's back.  Instead of 
falling over like most opponents would, the Decepticon lifted 
Dinobot off of his back, pulled out the sword, and blasted Dinobot 
in the chest.  Dinobot gave a halfway suprised gasp, then rocket 
backwards into a tree, slumping over.

Cheetor blasted over a nearby tree, collapsing it on the 
Decepticon.  The 'con whirled around and blasted the tree 
asunder before it landed.  Transforming back to panther mode, 
he stalked over towards Cheetor.

And pounced.

	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*

Vixen gaped over the two bodies.  "Remind me again where it 
was you found these bodies?" she said.

"As I recall," said Rhinox, "they had been strung up on a radio 
pole by the gaping holes in their chests.  Dinobot's vocal output 
had been rigged to keep saying over and over, 'The Decepticons 
have returned...'"

Skydive shook his head.  "I've never seen anything this brutal in 
my entire career, not even when I was on Earth with the 
Autobots."

"Will you stop talking about that?" snapped Vixen.

Skydive shook his head.

"Any idea who did this?" asked Vixen.

"Probably a former Decepticon commander," said Onslaught 
from a far corner.

"Why do you say commander?" asked Rhinox.

"I used to BE a Decepticon commander, Rhinox.  I know how 
they think.  If I were in this Decepticon's place, I would have 
relished the opportunity.  No, this was not some low-level lackey - 
he knew what he was doing."

"Any idea who it was?" asked Rhinox.

"Well, let me look at the wounds," he replied, examining the two 
of them.

Rhinox raised an eyebrow slightly.  "You guys actually had 
trademark styles to badly damage people?"

"Oh, did we ever.  Mine was to shear off the limbs.  Megatron 
always prefered melting them, though...that's how he was 
nicknamed 'The Slag Maker'."  Onslaught finished the 
examination.  "Oh dear.  This is very, VERY bad."

"Who was it?" asked Rhinox.

"That chest wound is typical of the commander of the 
Cybertronian Decepticons for over four million years."

"Who???" asked Rhinox again.

"His ruthlessness is well known throughout the galaxy, and his 
cold, calculating logic made him one of the most feared 
commanders."

"WHO?" insisted Rhinox.

"His powerful rule was -"

"JUST TELL US WHO IT WAS!!!" bellowed Rhinox.

"Shockwave," said Onslaught, with fearful reverence in his voice.  
It was the first time Rhinox had ever heard him scared.

"Who's Shockwave?" asked Vixen.

"Not a nice guy," replied Skydive.  "He has a full range of 
electromagnetic projection weapons, transforms into a gigantic 
cannon, and is completely ruthless.  I remember him from when I 
was on Earth with the..."

Skydive stopped from a withering glance from Vixen.

"...never mind, you probably know all of that anyway."

"In any event, how is he able to survive without a beast mode?" 
said Rhinox.

"It's been a while since I saw him.  He might have installed an 
energon shield since then," replied Onslaught.

"Energon shield?" asked Rhinox quizzically.

"Fairly cutting-edge technology of the Decepticons when I joined 
the AutoCons, along with the rest of the Combaticons," replied 
Onslaught.  "The idea was to absorb discharged energon into an 
internal power bank.  Useful with all of the energon caches that 
were being destroyed.  Around here, it would be like the energon 
on that floating mountain 24 hours a day."

Rhinox whistled.  "I'd say that puts us knee-deep in slag."

"Say, where's Rattrap?" asked Skydive.  "We could use some 
information from him."

"I...might know," said Vixen sheepishly, remebering what 
Stormcloud had said.  "But it really isn't a problem, is it?"

"No," replied Rhinox.  "How would you know, anyway?"

Vixen thought back to the Joining.  *The best I've had yet, if 
memory serves,* she thought, and she felt herself blush visibly.  
"Umm...does...it...really MATTER how I learned it?  Right?"  She 
could feel herself sheepishly grinning.

Rhinox leaned over to whisper to her.  "You Joined with 
Stormcloud, didn't you?"

She nodded, also rather sheepishly.

"Doesn't matter a bit," said Rhinox aloud.  "We'll just have to wait 
until he gets back, and try to hack in until then."

Vixen thought again of their Joining, and shuddered slightly in 
delightful rememberence.  She discreetly stopped and focused 
her thoughts back onto things like death.

	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*

"Retrothrusters on," announced Razorbeast.  The Nicodermis 
landed softly on the second moon.  "In case you hadn't already 
figured it out, we're here."

"Duh, pighead," replied Rattrap.  He walked over to the htach and 
opened it, then stepped out as the plank slowly lowered.  "Now, 
let's get cracking."

"What are you doing?" asked Armordillo tenatively.

"Looking for energon materials," replied Rattrap, converting to rat 
mode and sniffing around.

"Errr...don't you mean energon CRYSTALS?" asked Armordillo, 
also transforming and landing clumsily on the ground.

"No, I mean materials," replied Rattrap.  "See, before energon 
was found to exist in a stable - well, relatively speaking - 
crystaline form, we compiled various energy sources to form 
energon cubes.  Crude, but very effective, both as nourishment 
and -" at this point he smirked maliciously "- weapons."

"And you know how to make these?" asked Razorbeast, 
remaining in robot mode.

"You got that right," he replied.  "Soundwave showed it to me 
back when we were still kickin' it in Vilnacron.  Man, those were 
the days - pillage a little here, plunder a little there, and you've 
got it made.  At least, as long as Megs didn't catch you goofing 
off, in which case the days were far from good."

"I think I found something!" exclaimed Armordillo.  He rushed 
over, arms full of small shining rocks.

"Yeah, you found something all right," said Razorbeast, his voice 
dripping with cynicism.  "They're called rocks.  Y'know, the little 
hard things that are inside your skull."

"No, no, no!  My scans showed trace elements of uranium."  He 
looked at Rattrap expectantly.  "That is GOOD, isn't it?"

"Yes and no," replied Rattrap.  "Uranium's a great way to make 
energon cubes, but it's not a very good idea to keep around your 
beast mode - it really messes up organics.  Put it in the hold - 
that's lead-coated."

Armordillo nodded and walked into the ship.

"Hell-o!  My scans are reading so much energon nearby, it 
makes the Plasma Energy Chamber look like a battery!"  
Razorbeast double-checked his scan.  "Yup, no doubt about it.  
North by northwest."

Rattrap nodded and scurried off in that direction, Razorbeast 
close behind.  The two of them crouched down behind a large 
outcropping of rock, and peered out.

"By Primus!" exclaimed Razorbeast.  "Who the slag is that robot?  
And what in the world is that thing towering over them?"

"I don't know," replied Rattrap.  "But I'm not putting any money on 
it being a good thing."

	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*

"Are these schematics as you specified?" asked Blackarachnia of 
the large robot in front of her.

Shockwave gave them a once-over.  "Yes.  The structures is 
98.4% correct, and will operate at 99.2% efficiency."

Blackarachnia smiled and cocked her head in suprise.  "Really?  
They did that well?  In that case, I'll have to be a little more 
lenient."  She thought for a moment on the decision.  "Nah."

"Humor not registered," said Shockwave, examining the towering 
structure again.  "Is payment prepared for this?"

Blackarachnia nodded, and she handed him a small subspace 
access device.  "This pocket has all the parts you requested.  
Also, any Maximals that fall are yours to do with as you wish."

Although Shockwave's face was not able to display any emotion, 
he seemed to smile.  "You are quite compotent, Blackarachnia.  
Perhaps it is logical that you rule the Predacons."

"It most certainly is," she replied.