Author’s Note: This songfilk is based on Our Song, by Taylor Swift and is told from Ratrap’s point of view. (Another note: I did change the rhyming scheme of this song in places…)

Disclaimer: I do NOT own this song, or any character or ships mentioned.

I was riding the Axalon, looking for fun,

In the ship we possessed.

Cheetor’s playin’ with the steering wheel,

I wish he’d give it a re-est

Look around, my face in a frown
Thinkin’ “Something here is wrong”
I suddenly know, oh no-o, we don’t got Ping-Pong.
And I screamed...

Ping-Pong is an entertainment source,
When we're hitting that ball back and forth,
Cause you wanna win and make the loser sore.

Ping-Pong is the way you cheer
When you win, “Haha, loser, da winner is clear!”

And when ya go to bed ... before ya said amen,
Askin’ Primus, “Can we play it again?”

I was riding the hatch, up to a room, after everything that day
Had gone all wrong 'n' been fired on
And lost and blown away
Got to the hallway, well on my way to my cozy bed
I almost didn’t see the bane of me
Who held out a note that said...

I challenge you to Ping-Pong,
While you boast, prepare to be dethroned.

You’re gonna cry when your fifty below,
How you remained undefeated, I don't know.
Ping-Pong is about strategies,
And you have none, so you’ll never beat me.
(I read this and laughed a lot)
I would never lose to Dinobot.

I've played every game, and tried every sport
Waiting for something to come along
That was as good as Ping-Pong...

Cause Ping-Pong is an entertainment source,
When we're hitting the ball back and forth,
Cause you wanna win and make the loser sore.

Ping-Pong is the way you cheer
When you win, “Haha, loser, da winner is clear!”

And when ya go to bed ... before ya said amen,
Asking Primus, “Can we play it again?”

I was riding the Axalon, looking for fun,

In the ship we possessed.

I sat at my laptop and hoped it didn’t shutoff,