May the Best Wasp Win

2.June.2007

May the best wasp win

(Try saying that really fast)

The battle was at its peak. Optimus threw himself in the air, and spiraled down to hit Waspinator in the mandibles. The battle still raged on, just with Waspinator out cold on the floor. When he came to, the Predacons had left him behind… again.

He sighed “everybody have Transmetal power except Waspinator,” he said, his hands on his hips.

He then headed back to base to receive his not-so-warm welcome.

….It was the same thing every time “the royalty commands you do better”

“Snort you were out before it even began.”

“Ye har”.

He went to Megatron’s chamber to receive his punishment. “Ah Waspinator just in time my new Transmetal orb is ready.”

Waspinator watched in wonder “with this I shall become even mare powerful! Yeeeess.”

The orb started to glow and fired a beam into bump on Megatron’s chest. “yeeees…yeeees…”

The orb fired out an array of sparks and made a churning noise. Megatron cried out in pain. This Waspinator chance for glory Megatron will love Waspinator he dived into the beam cutting it of from Megatron and he was trapped. Waspinator’s mouth was burning, then his eyes and then his spark, he felt himself changing, and then it was done.

Waspinator was on a medical bed next Megatron (out cold) when he awoke, he got out of the bed and had a stretch.

“Ah up I see” snorted Dinobot. Waspinator nodded, “Well you’ve definitely look fit for battle,” he continued, then Dinobot held up a mirror.

What Waspinator saw was himself but shiny red with a plane cockpit coming out of him. “What happen to Waspinator… the orb… Waspinator cool shiny bot… jealous?”

Dinobot rolled his eyes and walked off, Waspinator said “he’s jealous” then drew his attention to Megatron, and blew a raspberry at him, then went to explore his knew powers.

“Waspinator beast mode” cried the excited transformer and transformed into a wasp, like his old form but shiny red and black. Hmm, thought Waspinator and concentrated hard until he turned into a wasp/jet and yelled “cool!” Waspinator then flew off to show of his abilities to the Maximals (at a safe distance).

When Megatron came to he shouted “Where’s Waspinator?!” and flew off to find him.

When Megatron found Waspinator he was waving his butt at the Maximal base, so Megatron grabbed him and before Waspinator knew what had hit him he was on the floor out side the Predacons base with all the Preds watching.

“What Waspinator do? Waspinator save Megatron!” Megatron glared and said,

“What you did was stop me from getting closer to my ascension!”

Megatron lunged at him, but Waspinator watched in slow motion and said to himself “oh Waspinator have Waspy sense” and then knocked Megatron into the base which made a wall fall on to the orb, crushing it, but the orb slid out from under it, and it rested on a beam. Waspinator yelped in pain and shot the wall knocking it so that it was not on the orb (he was really aiming for Megatron) and then looked at his hand. It was his old hand on his new body, he rubbed his eyes but it was still there. Megatron got up and shot a bolt that took Waspinator’s arm clear off then jumped back into position. Waspinator looked at his arm then at Megatron and said “you have defeated Waspinator… but what about Waspinator arm?” the severed limb jumped up and straggled Megatron as Waspinator shot at him, knocking him over, the Predacons cheered.

Waspinator sat in his new throne looking at his hand, he thought how…the orb…it must have been faulty, but Waspinator enjoy it while it lasts, then just zap himself again.

Megatron said “the toilets are cleaned,” in a pink dress with a mop, Waspinator rolled his hand for more, then Megatron said “the toilets are clean …sigh… royalty.” Waspinator smiled and Megatron went out the room.

Megatron, depressed, went into his room and said “Waspinator thinks he has it so great taking my position, what will he take next?” Megatron turned to see what he thought he was talking to, and it wasn’t there.

Megatron stormed into the command center to find Waspinator playing with his rubber duck.

“Give me Mr. Squeaky!” Megatron yelled.

Waspinator held out the duck and said “Ok, it not good toy anyway.”

Megatron stormed out the room to find Inferno holding lots of machinery, he saluted and dropped it all. A smile slowly formed on Megatron’s face.

Megatron, with Inferno by his side, was typing on a console in his quarters, saying “Come in Maximals… come in Maximals.”

At the Maximal base Rattrap was cutting his toenail when he got a message, and yelled “Yo, boss monkey we got a transmission!”

He activated the screen to see Megatron on the screen “Now there’s something you don’t want to see after lunch.” said Optimus behind Rattrap.

“Maximals,” said the Predacon, “I never thought that I would say this but I need your help, Waspinator has taken over the base.”

Rattrap smirked “Waspinator leader? I’d pay to see that.”

Megatron glared at him, but continued “He has a new body made by my orb, you must lure him out and fight him. Inferno and I will join you… oh and don’t worry about Quickstrike he’s been taken care of.”

The transmission ended and Rattrap looked at Optimus who looked worried “You don’t believe this chump… do you?”

Optimus nodded and turned to Rattrap, looking serious and said “If that orb can make Waspinator the strongest Predacon, then think what else it could do… We have to get it.”

Waspinator was sitting in his new bath, playing with a toy boat saying, “This much better toy than duck.”

There was an explosion that shook the whole base, so Waspinator jumped out his bath and into action.

The Maximals had blasted the walls of the left side of the base and kept going. Waspinator flew out to find all the Maximals but Blackarachnia and ??? were there.

“Wow,” said Cheetor, alarmed. “Megatron wasn’t lying.”

Waspinator shot at Optimus and then punched him in the face making Optimus fall in the dirt.

While the fight was going on Blackarachnia was going in though the side wall looking around for the orb. “If I find this we can trash the Preds once and for all.”

She crawled into an air vent to get around. After a few minutes she jumped out. Looking around she saw the orb on the table, went for it but the saw something odd. On her armour she could see the reflection of Rampage drooling, she turned around kicked him and said, “That’s why Transmetals are shiny.”

She lunged for the orb but a claw pulled her back “Fear…so much of it for such a warrior” he held her close to his mouth then ate her whole.

He smacked his lips. “Mmm tasty… why haven’t I eaten them whole before?” and then his gut started to glow. Blackarachnia burst out of Rampage, and Rampage said “that’s why…” then scuttled off holding his gut.

Blackarachnia turned round and saw her prize.

“Waspinator’s trashing us Big-Bot, what do we do?” cried Cheetor, but Optimus was preoccupied, Dinobot was on top of him clawing him.

Waspinator shot at Rhinox who grabbed Dinobot, and shoved him into the blast putting him in stasis lock. They all looked at each other wile Waspinator cackled, Waspinator took aim with his gun, and had Rattrap in his sights, when he was shot in the back he turned to see who it was and Megatron looked him in the eye “does Waspinator see mutiny?” Waspinator said with a glint in his eye.

“No… Waspinator see death!” was the answer, and with that Megatron tried to punch him. Megatron was punching, and punching, and punching, and punching, and punching, and punching, and punching, and punching, and punching, and punching, and punching, and punching (well, you get the picture), but Waspinator was dodging all of them “It take more than that to take down ultra-wasp!” yelled Waspinator surprisingly heroically.

“Like this?” yelled Silverbolt as he grabbed Waspinator’s big butt a shot put him away “I’m the only heroic one here.” Silverbolt finished.

Blackarachnia was making her way out when she saw a computer screen, it had G1 Megatron on it with all his data. She just thought it was a history file Rampage was looking at, but how wrong she was. She had the orb under her arm and looked at it as she was running, what could she do with it? Upgrade all the Maximals starting with her and Silverbolt or do the honourable thing and destroy it? Then she decided she wasn’t honourable and leapt out the hole in the wall.

As Blackarachnia came out she saw what Waspinator had done, and her mouth dropped, Silverbolt flew down to greet her and said “We won the battle my love!” then he looked at the orb, she winked at him.

Waspinator burst out of the ground and said “Face me!” then looked down and saw the orb and said “That’s Waspinator’s! Give it back!” they all looked at Blackarachnia and at the same time all of them said “Blackarachnia has the orb!” and all dived for it.

Megatron had a hold of it in his claw, and Blackarachnia in hers, soon enough it turned in to a tug of war, both of them dug into it, Waspinator yelled out in pain, one of his insect eyes turned back to normal he looked at it then covered it up with his green hand, then covered that up with his red hand, and smiled.

“Hmm,” said Megatron, and squeezed harder, and half of Waspinator’s face flaked off as once again Waspinator cried out in pain. “Of course Waspinator powers are linked to the orb yeeees!”

Waspinator holding his head and buzzing frantically shot the orb into the air, tried to catch it, but the pain hit him, just like the orb and sent him spiraling down. Optimus caught the orb and slammed it together with a rock, there was a massive explosion, from Waspinator came shrieks of “Why universe hate Waspinator??”

Waspinator (in his old form) scrubbed the toilets while in a pink dress, and then headed back to his room. While sitting down Waspinator heard voices outside his room and put his ear to the door, it was Tarantulas and Megatron.

“Where have you been Tarantulas?”

“I was busy with a… project.”

“Never mind, my orb failed, but I have a better idea; we must head to the Ark”.

Waspinator sat down again and looked at the holo image of himself as Transmetal and said “Why can’t Waspinator be like you again, you tough leader, Waspinator nothing, but Waspinator show them, Waspinator sick of being bad guy, they can just plant one on Waspinator big fat stripy…”

Then the door opened and Megatron looked at him and said “You have a special assignment,” then left. Waspinator took one last look at his holo image and sighed, then turned it off.