40 Things We Hope To Never See In A Beast Wars
Fanfic
by Lady Venom and Cheetra
1)Optimus and Megatron being brothers who are really just fighting for their
parents love.
2)Airazor telling everyone that she is really a transsexual gone wrong and
she is currently suing her surgeon.
3)Rampage destroyed Omicron because someone stole his teddy bear 'Pookey'
4)Tarantulas flunked Science and Chemistry.
5)Blackarachnia is really Mother Theresa in disguise, and they are all going
to burn in Hell for their evil ways.
6)Silverbolt is the leader of Hell's Angels.
7)Waspinator was an English professor.
8)Dinobot once participated in a protest against violence.
9)Depth Charge's real reason for wanting Rampage is because he stole Depth
Charge's ladybug doll 'Lovebug'
10)Inferno is really gay, and is hoping to get some action from Megatron.
11)Rhinox gets the girl.
12)Cheetor got Blackarachnia, then dumped her for not telling him that Jack
and Una are really his.
13)Terrorsaur thinks Megatron is a wonderful leader...stop laughing, he
does...really....
14)Quickstrike isn't talking to his snakehead. Because he's mad at it, it
got a date with a cute bot quicker than he did.
15)Scorpinok doing anything remotely intelligent.
16)Tigatron is in favor of clear cutting the rain forest.
17)Transmutate was one of Waspinators students.
18)Airazor convinced Tigatron to see her surgeon. Viola, we've got
Tigerhawk.
19)Rattrap turning away a beutiful femmes advances.
20)It becomes clear that Megatron has a birdcage fetish (well, okay so maybe
this one is true...but it's still not right)
21)Quickstrike succeeds in winning Blackarachnia's love.
22)Depth Charge and Rampage put aside their differences and work together to
save endangered fish.
23)"Transmutate, DESTROY FRIEND"
24)Do you really want to know what goes on in the room when Megatron and
Rampage are alone...together...?
25)Rattrap gets desperate and goes after Airazor.
26)Rhinox dreams of world domination.
27)After he explains his true feelings toward Optimus...
28)Inferno finally realizes that Megatron is not the true Queen of the
colony, but that it's really Waspinator.
29)Scorpinok "I am logged in, therefore I am."
30)BM Optimus, "To tame the beast within, you must first tame the beast
without."
BM Rattrap, "Without? Without what?"
BM Optimus"YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE!!"
Weird red/purple colored gaurd "I'm sorry, but you've thrown of the
gorrila's groove."
31)Before becoming Transmetals. Megatron and Rattrap. Think about the height
difference...Rattrap is just the right height...
32)Dinobot develops a half-decent personality...This does not include him
becoming wishy-washy and chasing women.
33)Terrorsaur is now plotting to overthrow Waspinator.
34)Waspinator surprisingly defeats Terrorsaur. But leading the Predicons has
given him a headache so he gives the position of leader to Quickstrike.
35)Quickstrike is the new leader of the Predicons.
36)With his new authority he attacks the Maximal base.
37)Cheetor shoots him and Quickstrike dies (plot reasons)
38)Inferno declares Cheetor as the new leader.
39)Cheetor is the new leader of the Predicons
40)Megatron shoot Cheetor and imprisons him in the birdcage things,and
resumes role as leader of the predicons.
Any comments or if you think of any new ones please feel free to email me at:
lady_venom_bot@hotmail.com