- Nominated for Silly and Sweet '03
- Nominated for Silly and Sweet '03
TM2 Dinobot gets a taste of how life in the Ozarks
feels like.
We
see the TM2 Dinobot, walking along a path going around some pine trees and near
a grassy field. He’s singing some kind of mountain song.
TM2
DINOBOT: (singing) “I like mountain music! Good old mountain music! Played by
a real hillbilly band! (normal tone) Vacation in the Ozarks. So quiet, so
peaceful, so far from war, so-“
Someone
has a rifle gun pointed to the left side of his head (HIS left.)
TM2
DINOBOT: “Ha?”
He
takes a look in the rifle gun and sees an orange optic. (Terrosaur’s optic)
TM2
DINOBOT: “::laughing:: O, Cybertroid. Look what crawled out of the metal
work.”
We
look to see Terrosaur whit a big and funny hillbilly hat. He pulls the trigger
to his gun, it shakes a few seconds, and then *BOOM!!!*.
When
the smoke clears, we see Dinobot still as a board.
TM2
DINOBOT: “Uh… What is it?”
TERRASOUR:
“Be all Cyber, or be all Mc. Koy raptor?”
TM2
DINOBOT: “Well my friends say I’m Dino Koy. ::laughing::”
TERRASOUR: “A
KOY?!! Skuar off, ya’ shoult. Me and you’sa feuding on
count tha’ I’m an Auto.”
Terrasour
pulls the trigger of his gun again, and it shakes.
TM2
DINOBOT: “Boohoo, now I will never see my wife and young ones again. Never no
more! Boohoohoo!”
We
switch back to see Terrasour again.
TERRASOUR:
“Hey, ya’ durn fool!”
Terrasour
is going in front of his still-shaking-rifle-gun to untie the ‘knot’ Dinobot
made.
TERRASOUR:
“Wats’a idea of tyin’ knots at ma’ rifle barrel?”
Dinobot
backs off wall the pterrasour-bot unties his gun. Then, *BOOM!!!*.
When
the smoke clears, we see Terrasour’s hat filled whit holes and his face filed
whit red dots.
TERRASOUR:
“Just call me ‘Freckles’.”
TM2
DINOBOT: “Well, that’s that. Now to get back to that peace and quiet I was
talking about.”
He
stops abruptly as he sees another gun pointing to his chest. It was Scorpanok on
the other side, and he was also wearing a big, hillbilly hat.
TM2
DINOBOT: “Ha? What the?”
SCORPANOK:
“Hol’ on there cridr’!”
TM2
DINOBOT: “And just who might you be?”
SCORPANOK:
“I might be Katie Rosyvelt, but’I aint’. I’m Scorpanhill Auto. And I see
whach’yall dun to ma’ brother.”
TM2
DINOBOT: “Your brother? Well, glad too know you, Scorpanhill!”
He
moves in to shake hands whit him.
TM2
DINOBOT: “Any brother of your brother is a-“
SCORPANOK:
“Hold on ther’ freak-eye! I’m aimin’ ta’ terminate this ‘ere feud
right now. Now hold still.”
Scorpanok
pulls the trigger of his gun, and it also shakes. Dinobot put his hand over the
scorpion-bot’s gun and somehow it shot the other side. When that cleared,
Scorpanok’s hat was filled whit holes. He tapped whit one of his claws, where
his ‘ear’ is, and those little extra bullets they put along whit the actual
came out on the other side. From his hat, he pulled out…a teeny-weeny damaged
Quickstrike?
Terrasour
and Scorpanok are walking on a field towards the ‘camera’ that keeps a fair
distant apart from them.
TERRASOUR:
“Thar’ there raptor cridr’ is bown’ to be her’, someweres’.”
They
come across Dinobot’s footprints.
TERRASOUR:
“An’ I count’a I sees his footyprints.”
SCORPANOK:
“Hey! There’s the varm’nt now!”
We
see Dinobot in Beast mode hopping along.
TM2
DINOBOT: (singing) “Ram tham ti tha ti thum! (Two shots from the brothers miss
the raptor-bot.) There goes the rodent! (normal tone) They don’t give up, do
they?”
TERRASOUR:
“Let’s get im’ Scorpanhill!”
SCORPANOK:
“We got em’ cornered, Terra-bob!”
Dinobot
runs towards a nearby shed whit a ‘Danger! Explosives!’ sign. He goes
in, and the other two decide to go in to capture him.
TERRASOUR:
“He can’t ‘escape us, now!”
The
three of them are all in the shed.
SCORPANOK:
“Where is’e, where’s the cridr’ at?”
TERRASOUR:
“Shak-Shaminy, it’s sa’ dark in ‘ere I can’t see notin’!”
TM2
DINOBOT: ::Transforming:: “Let’s light up! Here, use my lighter.”
He
gets out of the shed, and the pterosaur-bot is trying to get a light. The
raptor-bot waits outside, leaning on a tree.
TERRASOUR:
“The durn thin’ won’ work.”
TM2
DINOBT: “Keep trying!”
Terrasour
finally got a light, but *BOOM!!!!*. Then, Terrasour got out of the shed all
mangled up, whit the lighter on.
TERRASOUR:
“I think yall’a using too strong fluid…”
We
see the two brothers running down a hill with their guns.
TERRASOUR:
“Well’ get that cridr’, even if it takes us till Doomse’day!”
They
come to a house whit a sign saying: “Square dance tomorroy night.”, and they
ignore it.
Suddenly,
from the house came out Dinobot, but in a FEMALE version. (A ScaleClaw
disguise.)
DB2=SC:
“::whistle::”
The
two stopped abruptly as they saw him\her. (Dinobot didn’t look a thing like a
male and they obviously fell for it.)
DB2=SC:
“What’s ya’ hurry, boys?”
TERRASOUR:
“WAHAHAAAAAA-NALEY!!!”
SCORPANOK: “::sexy
whistle::”
They
both got in front of him/her.
DB2=SC:
“Ya’ll care to practise with me for the square dancing tomorrow?”
TERRASOUR:
“Delighted, ma’am!”
The
pterosaur takes off his hat.
SCORPANOK:
“Same likewise, I’m sure, ma’am!”
The
scorpion takes off his hat as well. Then, both brothers put their hats back on,
and proceed to follow ScaleClaw in the house.
SCORPANOK:
“::sexy growl::”
In
the house, Dinobot walked next to one of those year 70’s music box.
DB2=SC:
“O, er, pardon me. One of you gents’ got a spare nickel so I may juice up
the jute box?”
Scorpanok
runs up to him\her with a nickel.
SCORPANOK:
“Here you is-“
Terrasour
comes up, cakes the coin from his bro’s hand, and gives it to Dinobot.
TERRASOUR:
(continues what Scorpanok said) “–ma’am.”
Dinobot
takes the coin.
DB2=SC:
“Thanks joust all to pieces!”
He\She
puts the coin in the music box.
DB2=SC:
“Salarbelly trio, coming right up!”
In
the music box, three very realistic Black Waltz toys pop up. Each one of them
has an instrument.
One
has an accordion, Two is already playing a violin, and Three has a guitar.
3:
“Lets ya’ll square dance!”
1
and 3 then start playing their instruments too.
3:
“Plaices all! Bow to your corner, bow to your own!”
Dinobot,
Terrasour, and Scorpanok dance wall 3 is singing the next things.
3:
(singing) “Three hands up and round you go, brake it up with a dozy-do!
Chicken
in the bred pan, kickin’ out do!
Skip
to my loo’ my darlin’!
Youl’day
out you pretty little ting, how many aid around the ring!
Big
foot up and little foot down, make that big foot dawn the round!
Lady
step back and two gets in, back you go and forward again!
Step
right up with and elbow swing!
Skip
to my loo’ my darlin’!”
(Dinobot
backs away till he’s next to the music box.)
“All’a
mine left, hold ol’our left hand, follow though the right left band!”
(Dinobot
turns back to his own self, puts another one of those hillbilly hats, and takes
a violin off of the music box.)
“Meet
your honey with a grate big smile, common made Indian style!”
Dinobot
snaps the main wire to the music box, plays the violin, and he continues the
song. He knew that the two brothers will follow what he will say, and he was
going to pull a prank on them both.
TM2
DINOBOT: (continuing the song)
“Promenade across the floor, stash and right out the door!”
(The two brothers go out the door, and Dinobot follows.)
“Out the door and in to the glade, and everybody from a Ned!
Step right up your doing fine, I’ll pull your bred, you pull mine!”
(Terrasour and Scorpanok start tugging each other.)
“Tug it, again, and again before, brake it up with a tug a war!”
The
two tugging brothers reach, and get on a bridge above a lake. And they start do
a tug of war.
TM2
DINOBOT: (still singing)
“Now in to the lake and
fish for the trough,” (The brother’s tugging stop and the get in the lake.)
“Dive
right in and splash your pout!
Trough,
trough, trilly littl’ trough, one more splash and come right out!”
(Terrasour
and Scorpanok get out of the water.)
“Shake
like a hound dog, shake again, wallow around in the old pigpen!”
(The
two shake, and then they hop and start to wallow in the pigpen.)
“Wallow
some more, you all know how, roll around like an old fat sow!
All’a
mine left with your left hand, follow through with the right left brand!”
(We
see that Scorpanok is now dancing with a pig.)
“Now
leave your partner ‘the dirty ol’ thing, follow through with an elbow swing!
Grab
a fence post, hold it tight, whap your partner with all your might!”
(They
both hit each other, each with a fence post.)
“Hit
him in the shin, hit him in the head, hit him again, the cridr’ aint’ dead!
Whap
him low and whap him high, stick your finger in his eye!”
(A
wobbly Scorpanok sticks his claw in to Terrasour’s eye.)
“Pretty
littl’ rhythm, pretty littl’ sound, bang your heads against the ground!
Promenade
around the room, promenade like a birden’ groom!”
(They
all get in front of a hay bailer.)
“Open
up the door and step right in, close the door and in to a spin!”
(Dinobot
opens the door of the hay bailer, the two brothers get in, and he closes it.)
“Whirl,
whirl, twist and twirl, jump around like a flying squirrel!”
(Dinobot
turns on the machine.)
“Now
don’t you cut’ and don’t you swear, joust come right out and form a
square!”
Terrasour
and Scorpanok get out of the machine’s ‘exit’ in hay bails. They get out
of them quickly.
TM2
DINOBOT: (still singing)
“Now
right hand over, left hand under, both join hands and run like thunder!”
(The
two brothers join hands and run on the field.)
“Over
the hill and over the dale, duck your head and lift your tail!
Don’t
you stray and don’t you row, turn around and come’date home!”
(Terrasour
and Scorpanok almost reached the edge of a cliff, but they stopped, turned
around, and walk back relived.)
“Corn
in the crib and wait in the sack, turn your partner from an eight’ back!”
The
two turn around, holding hands, and with their heads looking back at Dinobot,
they walk towards the edge of the cliff again. Pretty soon, they walk on thin
air. When they looked down, they fell to the bottom.
TM2
DINOBOT: (back on top of the cliff) “And now your home, bow to your partner,
bow to the gent’ across the hall,”
The
brothers, who are all the way down to the bottom of the cliff, bow to each
other, then go to stasis lock flat on they’re faces.
“And
that is all!”
Dinobot
finishes the song with the violin.