Notes: I'm surprised this hasn't been done before, but there you go... A bastardisation of Shakespeare's appearantly most famous play, starrring our dear Beast Warriors (I know I should try for one of the other generations, but G1 bores me, and I've seen far too little of RiD and Armada to write of it).

There are some mature (read: not at all) humour here, so be warned. Nothing graphic, though, obviously, or the rating would be higher. Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this rating thing. :D

For anyone about to yell at me for butchering the Bard, kids, you're looking at a person who was reccomended by her English teacher to look into an education as a Shakespeare researcher. I almost know what I'm doing. Almost.

For those who're utterly confused about why anyone would come into a hissyfit over such things, trust me, there are some weird people out there, and I don't mean the good weird.

There's a slight slash warning. Boohoo.

For everyone, then, do have fun.

Dramatis Person

Bernardo, an officer; performed by Tigatron
Fransisco, a soldier; performed by Cheetor
Marcellus, an officer; performed by Airrazor
Horatio, a student; performed by Megatron
Claudius, a king; performed by Quickstrike
Gertrude, a queen; performed by Blackarachnia
Polonius, an advisor; performed by Tarantulas
Laertes, a student; performed by Rhinox
Ophelia, a maiden; performed by Rattrap
Hamlet, a prince; performed by Dinobot
Hamlet, senior, a former king; performed by Silverbolt
Rosencrantz, a courtier; performed by Terrorsaur
Guildenstern, a courtier; performed by Waspinator
Reynaldo, a servant; performed by Ravage
Osric, a courtier; performed by Inferno
Fortinbras, a prince; performed by Optimus Primal
Gravediggers; performed by Depth Charge and Rampage

Lords, ladies, officers, soldiers, sailors, messengers, and other attendants