Tips on Glomping Your Favorite TF!!
Hello I am The Narration, I along with the
Author—
Omie: THAT’S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
^_^
As well as her randomly created original
carters—
Kristal Line: *glares* HEY!
Poizen Ivy: The Narration’s mean. :(
Omie: *whacks The Narration* BE nice!
OWCH! Humph, ANYWAYS we are going to give
you some tips on glomping your favorite transformers. First off, this is for
those of you who don’t know what it is ‘glomp.’ Omicron if you please?
Omie: Sure! *pulls the book 1000
Cool facts & flips through it before stopping* Here it is!! *reads*
‘Glomp, to throw and attach ones self to another!’ *slams book closed*
Observe.
Omie opens a portal and hops through, on the
other side she is in her Predacon mode. She sneaks down a hall in the G1
Autobot H/Q. After ten minuets she stops at a door that says ‘Medical Bay.’
Omie opens the said door a little to see who is inside.
Omie: <_< >_>
There are only two bots, Ratchet and Prowl.
And as an add brownie point for Omie’s demo, both of these bots are her bond
mates.
Omie: ^______^
Before we go on The Narration now would like
to say one thing to this: Icky. >.<
Omie: ^__^ *sneaks in & behind
Ratchet with out being seen or herd, well almost*
Ratchet: *turns* Did you just hear
some thing?
Prowl: *‘blinks’* No. Why?
Ratchet: I thought—
Omie: *pounces from the ceiling*
RATCHET!!!! *glomps* ^.^
Prowl: O.O
Ratchet: O_O *staggers back as Omie
raps her arms, legs, wings and tail around him* WHAT IN THE SLAGING PIT HAS
GOTTEN INTO YOU?!?!?!?!?
Omie: *goes on glomping/hugging*
Ratchet: *sweat drops as he gets it*
Here we go again….*looks over at Prowl.* Are you just going to just sit on
your ‘pretty little’ skid plate or help me get her OFF!?!?!?!!
Prowl: o~O After what happened LAST
time?! I don’t think so. *snickers* Besides she’s your bond mate, and you
haven’t been giving her NERLY enough looooove. :P Have fun Ratchet! *runs out
of the Med-bay*
Ratchet: Prowl?! She’s *your* bond
mate just as much!! Prowl? PROWL!!?!?!!? Aww, slaggit… -_- *looks at Omie*
Omie: *still hanging on, is not going
to let go any time soon* ^_^ Mmmmmm…*snuggles*
Ratchet: *sighs* Great. *sits on a
table & raps his own arms around Omie* I’ll get you for this…some how… ^_^
*hugs her back*
Icky, all right we will now move on to the
first Transformers Saga you all would most likely want first. The Beast Wars.
Every one: YEAH!!!
*Eyes insane females.* Right. Now
Beast-Wars-Glomping-Team roll call!
Kris: The one & only Kristal Line!!
Ivy: Ivy’s my name, jumping my game
(among other things ^.^) & poison’s my gob! Well...that’s part of my name too…
Tara: Some how I got the feeling this
is going to be a looong day -_-
Gadget: You know, Omie said you have
first dibs on Rampage…~_^
Tara: ^____________^
Omie: Heeheehee, thought you’d like
that.
Ivy: QUEEN! *hugs Omie*
Omie: HUGGIES!!!!!!! *hugs back*
Max & Spinner: *the two boys run in*
^^;; Sorry we’re late.
Kris: no prob.
Alright let us move now shall we?
Every one: Sure.
Who are we Glomping?
Predacons
Which one? TM Megatron
Where? The Control Room
Tip 1. If you’re going for the ‘surprise’
tactic, find a place to hide BEFORE Megatron gets there. If you can disguise
your self you get an extra a brownie point.
Omie: I do? Cool. *the colors of her
scales change to mach what’s around her. At the same time she jumped to the
ceiling (again) above Megs’ ‘throne’*
In a few minuets we see TM Megatron walking
in, looking pleased with him self.
Tip 2. This is good, it’s best to
get Megs when he is in a good mood, or some thing close to a good mood…
Tip 3. Make sure Inferno not
there, he’ll try and stop you.
Omie: <_< >_> *no one but Megs came
in* ^_^
Tip 4. Think of some this to say.
Omie: *thinks for 2 moments* ^.^ *has
it*
Tip5. Catch him off guard, when he
not ready for it.
Megatron is walking over to his
‘throne’ smirking and plotting.
Tip 6. Try to make it as
inconvenient as possible. For some resin it’s more fun that way…
Megs: *has just got a great idea for
getting rid of the Maximals for good*
Omie: ????
Go for it.
Omie: TM COOLNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*lets go of the ceiling* ^_^ *glomps Megs*
Megs: O.O GAAAAHH!!! *forgets his
idea* o.O *sees what’s happened* *is ticked* OMICRON *what* are you
*DOING*?!?! *tries to pry her off of his torso*
Tip 7. Hang on for dear life.
Omie: ^_^
Megs: -_-;;
Who are we Glomping?
Predacons
Which one? Waspinator
Where? Umm…some where
outside…
Tip 1. It’s really fun to do this
one with a friend.
Omie: Hi Kirstal!! *hugs*
Kris: Hi Queen! *hugs*
Tip 2. The ‘jump’ tactic seems to
be a favorite with Waspinator, so fined a place to hide.
Omie: ^_^ *goes up in to a tree*
Kris: Hehehehe...*jumps into a bush*
We see Waspinator coming in
buzzing some thing about not like liking his life right now.
Tip 3. Try to make him stop so you
don’t miss him. The best way seems to be confusing him with a sound or some
thing like that.
Omie & Kris: EEEEEEZZZZZUUUUURRRK!!!!
Waspby: Huh? *stops & looks around*
Whozzzz there??
Tip 4. AIM!!!!!!!! It’s *vary*
important that you get it right the first time. Omicron missed once & landed
in Rampage’s lap, lets just say she didn’t like said crab for a few months
after that…
Tip 5. As before think of some
thing to say.
Omie & Kris: *has already thought of
that*
Waspy: Wazzzpinator not get it!
Wzzzspinator *HEARD* weird zound, now it gone!!!!
Tip 6. Get him *BEFORE* he leaves
for Primus’ sake!!!!!!
Omie: *jumps out of tree* ^_^
Kris: *jumps out of bush* ^_^
Omie & Kris: ^.^ WE LOVE YOU WASPY!!!!!!
*glomps Waspinator*
Waspy: EEK!!! O_O
Tip 7. Try not to give the pore
bug a spark-attack; he’s most likely been through a lot.
Omie & Kris: ^_______^ *goes on
glomping/hugging*
Waspy: *whines as he tries to get the
two off his self* What Wazzzpinator ever do to Femmie-botzz?? Femmie-botzzz
pleaze let Wazzpinator go now??
Tip 8.…….Errrr… is there a tip 8?
Waspy: *stops trying to get Omie &
Krist off of him when he realizes he’s got two femmies snuggling/hanging off
of him.* >_> Hmmm… *lands & sits down* ^_^ Never-mind Femmie-botzzz can
zznuggle with Wazzzpinator all day!
Omie, Kris, & Waspy: ^____^
All right The
Narration
is now leaving be for he throws up…
Heheheehe. I’m having too much fun with this!! You know what? I got *mostly* every one hooked on glomping the Beast Wars’ bots, at www.bwint.net!! LOL *runs off to go write the next fic*