BW Christmas carols: The sequel!

Zucca · Unread post by **Zucca** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:17 pm

Zucca, the gold and gray anthro wolf, rushes onstage, wearing a Hawaiin shirt, tattered blue shorts and a santa hat.

"Howdy, fellow sentients! After the other Christmas carol I led the Beast Warriors on, things got a little... hectic. So I've resolved to help them all learn the true meaning of Christmas! Starting with good ol' Inferno!"

*Zoom to the Predacon base, snow making steam on the lava*

Inferno marches into his quarters and sits down, head slumped in shame of failure. Megatron was missing...

Every body stops
and stares at me
When I go and ask
"Where's the Royalty?"
I don't know just who
to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is the Royalty,
the Royalty,
seen the Royalty?!
Slag, if I could only
have the Royalty,
then I could have a
Merry Christmas.
It seems so long since I heard him say,
"Victory will be ours, yeeeess!"

Slaggy bloody slaggit, how happy I'd be,
if I could only BUUURN
who I want for Christmas
and save the Royalty,
the Royalty,
YES, THE ROYALTY!!!.
Blast! If only I could only
find the Royalty,
then I would have a
"Merry Christmas!!"

Inferno hears the door open and Megatron's footsteps. He howls in delight and rushes to greet him. Awwww.

Zucca pops up. "This is the first in my Beast Warriors Christmas Carol Countdown! Stay tuned, for each day I will post a new carol from a Beast Warrior!"

CabooseMoose7103 · Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:13 pm

That is hilariously awesome. I can't wait for the rest of them! Every time I hear "All I want for Christmas" from now on, I'm going to burst out laughing.

Zucca · Unread post by **Zucca** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:08 am

Zucca leaps onstage again. "Howdy! I know I said it would be a fic a day uuut.... it's only fifteen minutes until it's tomorrow, and I'm suffering insomnia. So I'mma play another song. Since... Rampage threatened to devour my very soul when I asked him to sing, I had one made for him."

Zucca looks around, making sure the crab's nowhere near. "Aaaand since he's not around, I can play it for you. Otherwise, were he here... heh... I think he'd make a furry stocking outta me. Enjoy!"

Rampage the crab-bot had an evil wit that's keen
With a rack of spikes and a vertical mouth
and two eyes glowing eerie green!
Rampage the crab-bot, is a horror tale they say
He made evil grow and poor Silver
knows how he came to life that day
There must have been a tragic turn
that made Optimus balk
For when the energon storm came
he began to hunt and stalk!
O Rampage the crab-bot
was alive forever more
And the Maxies say that his evil way
is now Megatron's encore!

HA HA HA HAHA!!
HA HA HA HAHA!!
Hear that evil laugh
HA HA HA HAHA!!
HA HA HA HAHA!!
Seeking a new bloodbath!

*About this time, Rampage wanders into the studio. He sits down and watches Zucca, eyes narrowing*

Rampage the crab-bot, knew
his prey was about that day
So he said
"Go run, then
we'll have some fun
so do not deny my play."
Down to the forest
missile launcher in his hand
creeping here and there
now without compare saying
"Run, little spider man."
He led Silver and B.A.
right into his deadly trap
And he only paused a moment when
he heard B.A. holler "CRAP!"
But Rampage the crab-bot
had to tolerate delay
Though he sneered farewell, saying
"Go to *Bleep*
I'll come back for you one day!"

HA HA HA HAHA!!
HA HA HA HAHA!!
Hear that evil laugh
HA HA HA HAHA!!
HA HA HA HAHA!!
Seeking a new bloodbath!

Zucca spots Rampage and gulps. "Um... anyway, there's Rampage's contribution! Aaaaand.... I'mmagohomenowgoodnightfolks!"

With that, Zucca ignites his cybernetic implants in his feet, soaring out the window before Rampage can blast him.

The crab-bot howls angrilly, then walks out, unable to keep from humming the song. "O Rampage the crab-bot..."

Sinead · Unread post by **Sinead** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:22 pm

*cackles* Love, THAT was fantastic . . . even though I liked the idea of him being creepy and singing "Silent Night."

>.>;;;;;;;;

*hides*

Vampyerba · Unread post by **Vampyerba** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:01 pm

lol awsomeley awsome....just like all your other works. I lurve it Zucca *hugs*

fizzybird · Unread post by **fizzybird** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:49 pm

Good ones Zucca, I loved Rampage's story.

Zucca · Unread post by **Zucca** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:50 am

Zucca rushes onstage, anime sweatdrops flying. "So sorry for missing a couple nights! Been one busy wolf! Here are two carols for you! First is a little piece about everyones favorite cheetah, pining over Blackarachnia!"

"I want Blackarachnia for Christmas
Only Blackarachnia will do
I don't want a game, no dinkey ship toys
I want Blackarachnia to be with and enjoy

I want Blackarachnia for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue
Just bring her up the elevator
That's the easiest thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping right into the quiet command post
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my eyes!
To see Blackarachnia standing host!

I want Blackarachnia for Christmas
Only a Blackarachnia will do
Not Airazor, no homebred fems
I only likes Blackarachnia [sic]
And I bet Blackarachnia [sic] likes me too

Rhinox says Silverbolt would eat me up, but then
Rattrap says Blackarachnia is a free-game fem
There's lots of ways I could hide this fact from Silverbolt,
but I'm startin' to think this thinking is the way of a dolt...

Zucca chuckles as Cheetor trots offstage. "Aaaaalright, now for our next piece, ladies and gents! This is a general piece that I shall sing... hem-hem-hem..."

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
Take a look in the Axalon, shield shimmering ever on
With snowy frills and icicles hanging low.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
Maxies fast asleep,
But the prettiest sight to see is the little Christmas Tree
held within it's deep.

A date with a Predacon gal and a chat with a pal
Is the wish of Silver and Rat;
A little spaceship and some energon dip
Is the hope of Cheetor the cat;
And Optimus can hardly wait for the green to come again.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
There's a raptor all aglow, with lights he hangs to and fro
He's so sturdy yet he cannot stand the snow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
Soon their songs will play,
And the thing that will make them dance is the merry little prance
Done in their own way..."

Zucca huffs. "Sorry for the low quality of the last song. It's my birthday and it's been a long, fun but mind-consuming day. So I'mma head off. If you have any comments or suggestions, feel free to post em'. Thanks everyone! Hope you enjoy!"

Zucca · Unread post by **Zucca** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:13 am

Bleh...! Hurrying... much stuff happening... I'll get the carols to you guys ASAP, just tell fate to quit hurling spitballs at me! Yipe!

The Crab · Unread post by **The Crab** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:15 pm

Very entertaining, dude!

But those 'ree-yal lii-eef' thingies are important, too. As Megatron once said, 'Business before pleasure'.

Zucca · Unread post by **Zucca** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:51 pm

Zucca rushes back, looking haggard. "Howdy! I'm back! Thanks for the comments and understanding, everyone. I've got a couple new carols for you, first one from Qui-OOF!"

Zucca gets knocked off the stage by Quickstrike who carries a guitar. "From ME! YEEEHAW!!"

Short in beast mode I spend Christmas day
Driving the Maximals so very cray-zay.
All the irritation dished out today;
MINE is the sky and wide open range!

Back at the base, they have different ways,
Slaggin' and fraggin' and evil tirades.
I'll take the quiet; gimme the reins;
Christmas for Quickstrike on wide open plains!

A plasma tank for warmth as I stop for the night;
The stars overhead are my Christmas-tree lights.
Megs' growlin' in his furious way;
Christmas for Quickstrike on wide open plains!

Short in beast mode I spend Christmas day
Driving the Maximals so very cray-zay.
All the irritation dished out today;
MINE is the sky and wide open range!
Christmas for Quickstrike on wide open plains!

Quickstrike finishes. "YEEHAW! How'd y'all like that, folks?! WOOWEE!"

Zucca climbs back onto stage and bumps Quickstrike off, he falls into the back, a bunch of musical intruments crashing. "Ah'm okay! Ah'm okay!"

The anthro wolf rolls his eyes. "Okay, next up, is Waspinator." He says.

The wasp hovers in, taking bows, then lands beside Zucca. "Wazzzpinator izz SOO happy to be here! Wazzzpinator sing Chrizzzzmazzz fable!"

Zucca nods, then makes a bee-line for the door...

Come they told me, ba ruzz buzz buzz buzz
A special mission, see, ba ruzz buzz buzz buzz
To get a Chrizzzmas tree, ba ruzz buzz buzz buzz
To set for all to see, ba ruzz buzz buzz buzz,
ruzz buzz buzz buzz, ruzz buzz buzz buzz,
So, go get a tree, ba ruzz buzz buzz buzz,
Where do I go?

Little waspy, ba ruzz buzz buzz buzz
I need a clue for me, ba ruzz buzz buzz buzz
There is no tree near here, ba ruzz buzz buzz buzz
That's fit for Megatron, ba ruzz buzz buzz buzz
ruzz buzz buzz buzz, ruzz buzz buzz buzz,
Shall I fly for you, ba ruzz buzz buzz buzz,
On my wingzzz?

Then he nodded, ba ruzz buzz buzz buzz,
The while facepalming, ba ruzz buzz buzz buzz
I flew around for him, ba ruzz buzz buzz buzz
I flew my best for him, ba ruzz buzz buzz buzz,
ruzz buzz buzz buzz, ruzz buzz buzz buzz
Then He smiled at me, ba ruzz buzz buzz buzz
me on my wingzzz!

Zucca comes back onstage, pulling cotton from his ears. "Very well sung, Waspinator." He says, rubbing his head.

That's it for now, BWINT goers. Stay tuned!