I has taken Transformers: The Ride

[starshadow]

Slag yeah! My thoughts? This ride is freaking awesome and it's in 3D! There's a new Autobot named Evac and he's HOT! ♥ ♥ ♥ Sideswipe is still my first favourite. Evac's now the second fav. His vehicle is rather cute. Looks like a rollercoaster cart. The decepticons were attacking a building where the Allspark fragment was located and heavily guarded. You as the "recruit" (I think) have to help Evac to prevent the Cons from getting it.

Took a seat, put the big bar on my lap, put my bag down and sit back. I was rather nervous as they warned the ride has climbs and drops, and I hate drops. So here is how it goes when I took the ride:

Beginning...red alert siren thang

Me: Let's roll out! XD

blah blah blah...I saw Ravage took the Allspark in his/her mouth.

Me: Kitty sees shiny!

Blah blah..fight fight fight..Evac drives...Meg and OP fights...

Evac: Hey recruits, maybe a lil warning next time?

Me: Sorry E!

Meg grabs Evac.

Me: HOLY S***!! AHHH!! (got sprayed with water)

Evac drives away. Blah blah blah...

Evac: We're trapped!

Me: Oh great...you have a bad sense of navigation!

Megs starts bashing things, OP jumps in, then Meg fires a missile.

Me: GAHHH! DRIVE! DRIVE DRIVE!

From the building, we zoomed down then to the side still on the building walls but high up. Devastator was trying to get us.

Me: WAHH!! NONONONONO!!!

Landed safely, Devastator trying to suck us in but failed. Something landed infront/ontop of us. Then Sideswipe came hurray! ♥ Then have a bad experience of Evac's horrible driving skills.

Me: @___@

Then Evac crashes onto Bonecrusher!

Me: AHHH! EVAC YOU *beep*!

Then...

Me: (keeps screaming like Dragon Age Awakening's Mother the Broodmother as I watched Sideswipe and Bonecrusher fighting in the driving tunnel)

Evac started "flying".

Me: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD!! AHHHHH!!! (bumpy landing)

Devastator started trying to suck us again.

Me: Oh no! Not the razors! Not the- (gets sucked in) AHHHHH!!! (bumpy bumpy)

Evac was in mid air! Then Starscream used a grappling hook on Evac and pulled us around the city, flying!

Me: (keeps screaming)

Evac sort of gets stucked in a building at one point.

Evac: Everybody okay?

Me: NO YOU *beep*!!

Evac: Got to find a way down.

Me: Nuh uh! I've already tolerated the unecessary flying!

OP and Megs fight again...blah blah blah..drives...

Evac: We're on our own. What do we do?

Me: Drive somewhere which doesn't involve flying around you idiot!

Blah blah blah...Meggy and OP appears again. Evac starts "flying" towards Meggy.

Evac: No more running, Megatron...You want the Allspark? You can have it! (rams the Allspark fragment in Meg's chest)

Me: HELL YEAH! XD

Meg dies.

Then Evac drops from the building.

Evac: Oh no!

Me: AHHHHHH!! EVAC YOU IDIOT WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! (screams like Mary Jane Watson)

Bumblebee catches us in time.

Me: (catches my breath) WHOO! Thanks Bee!

Optimus: Your bravery saved the planet. Well done, freedom finders.

Me: No prob! (mumbles) Evac has to learn how to drive... >.> (see's Megs dead body...) Pfft...(gives the ultimate rude gesture)

Evac: Let's head back to base. You can ride with Evac anytime.

Me: Sure...no problem...

Most of the time I do is screaming..you can watch how the ride goes (with horrible video quality) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbfChvEY1-4