The Intergalactic Highway

THE REACTION MEME - BY STARSHADOW

1. You're on a rollercoaster and it's going up slowly...
Starshadow: This should be fun..
Starshade: HEEEEELLLLPPP!!!!
Me: Not this again...>___<

2. It makes a sudden drop!
Starshadow: SLAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!!!! Dx
Starshade: SLAG YEEEAAAHHHHHH!!!
Me: SH***********!!!!!!!

3. Horror movie....*DUM DUM* Scary scene! (The Ring, Pumpkin Head, The Exorcist, Chucky)
Starshadow: Ooohh I could use that method.
Starshade: Can I sleep next to you tonight? O____O
Me: (goes back to my room) >_____<

4. A teddy bear as a present on your birthday/creation day!
Starshadow: (Rips it open, puts a bomb, sews it back and puts it inside Sonar's quarters)
Starshade: D'awww!! Thankeee yeewwww!! x3
Me: A teddy! Thank you!

5. Beggar is begging you for money.
Starshadow: ...(gives some)
Starshade: Poor you..(gives him enough money to buy a cheap meal)
Me: (looks around, gives some and runs away) ....

6. It's raining heavily. An abandoned cute and cuddly kitten is under a few layers of cardboard, looking at you with it's lost sad eyes...
Starshadow: This place isn't for cute little felines(brings it home)
Starshade: Awww you shouldn't be here! (brings it home)
Me: I can't tak you home. (feels sorry for it and leaves)

7. It still looks at you with the sad eyes!
Starshadow: (smiles and raises it as her pet)
Starshade: Awww...(gets it cleaned up)
Me: .....

8. BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
Starshadow: ....
Starshade: O_______O
Me: O.o

9. *A snowball landed on your face*
Starshadow: ......(wipes the snow off)
Starshade: ..(brings out a snowball cannon and pulls out a megaphone) FAIYA!! *BOOM*
Me: Damn it...(throws back)

10. Hug?
Starshadow: No.
Starshade: (tight hug)
Me: Okay. (hugs)

11. We are going to the beach to relax! No working! Just play! *drags you there*
Starshadow: (brings her orange shades and her datapad to read)
Starshade: (has her beach ball and umbrella) Yay! :3
Me: (brings snacks, tent, kite and mat) I hope there's not much sunlight..

12. Bedtime story! Once upon a time...
Starshadow: (shoots the narrator and sleeps) ...
Starshade: :3
Me: zZz....

13. Night party!
Starshadow: (drinks in one corner while reading her datapad) ....
Starshade: (has glowing sticks) Sugar!
Me: O.O (waves glowing sticks)

14.Someone wears a troll face mask and stares at you.
Starshadow: (punches in the face) Sorry I thought you were Sonar!
Starshade: (Me gustas him then slaps) Slagger.
Me: O.o yes?

15. Rape face..
Starshadow: ...... (looks away)
Starshade: (rape face back) ......
Me: .....(gets my fist ready)

16. I SAW YOUR MOTHER!
Starshadow: (slams narrator's head on the table)
Starshade: ......
Me: Where?

17. Honey~
Starshadow: .......
Starshade: O.o
Me: You mean that sweet honey made by bees?

18. You are in Super Mario Land.
Starshadow: ....
Starshade: Let's get the points! (runs)
Me: (is too cowardly to go anywhere)

19. IT'S ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
Starshadow: (gets the weapons) Let's kick some aft...
Starshade: (gets the supplies and heavily armored vehicle) Right behind you...
Me: (holds an AK-47 with some spare ammo and stays in the vehicle) what did I get myself into...

20. Tuna and milk?
Starshadow: ...For kids...but I could live with it.
Starshade: OM NOMNOM NOM NOM!!
Me: Mmm...tasty!