So, like all great ideas, I came across this one during final exams week when I have 453,897,009 other things to do, but nonetheless I'll pursue it because it's too good NOT to.
Remember my fic "What to do When you Meet Megatron" ? If not, here, have a link: http://www.bwint.net/whattodomegs.htm
For years I've been wanting to write a response to it, only I haven't figured out how. Now I have. It'll be called "What to do When you Meet a Fangirl (by Megatron)"
You see where I'm going with this??
I'd like it to parallel the structure of the first fic (10 steps, first person narrative voice) and it'll pick up when Megatron and the fangirl meet in the first fic and overlap until she gets thrown into a cage, and go beyond. A few things I've come up with so far:
[Step #] Lose all dignity and run around screaming "Get it off get it off get it off!"
"AAAARGH! How did you get out??!"
"Rampage." =D
"GO HOME."
"How would you like to meet the Maximals, hmmmm?"
So. What I would like from you brilliant people, is suggestions for Megatron's ten-step plan for dealing with fangirls. I can't guarantee I'll use everything, but I'm just fishing for ideas to make this happen. My ultimate dream would be giving this to David Kaye someday, since he read "What to do When you Meet Megatron" a few years ago.
And now I shall run away to write papers and study for exams... nyarg..... @_@