The Lowdown Lounge
There is, it is rumoured, a place that exists between the very layers of reality. Timeless. Infinite. Connected.
Eventually, someone thought it was a great idea to build a bar and grill lounge there.
The Lowdown Lounge has entrances and exits at almost every point in space and time you can shake a stick at. It's rumoured that it even has endpoints in other completely different universes.
As a result, you can find near anyone or anything in the Lowdown. Whether it's the Doctor and his TARDIS with his latest companion or Optimus Prime himself just before the battle of Autobot City, you can find them in the Lowdown.
Anything you can imagine is on the menu. Any drink you can concieve of to concoct is available. The Lowdown supports good, clean fun, so keep it that way

Fights outside of the caged Arena are strictly prohibited. Pre-Mortem fields ensure it is utterly impossible to die when in the Lowdown. Anyone caught attempting to deprive a character of life will be fired... out of a cannon... into the sun.
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Flames and death surrounded him. His position was about to be overrun and his men, such as they were, had all fled.
'The pit with them!' he thought.
His position was untenable as it was. He'd already caused the enemy grievous casualties from here but it was time to move on. He leaned on a piece of scrap and hobbled as best he could, trying to maintain cover. If anyone saw him it would be his end.
It was at this point that Razor One sighted what was quite possibly the most insane thing he had seen since this madness had begun.
Loud bombastic music. Flashing flourescent lights. Signs encouraging patrons to enter a place called the Lowdown Lounge.
Razor practically did a double take.
"What the slag?" he said out loud.
Loud enough for something to hear him.
Instinct and terror spurred him forward. The Lounge would make for good cover. And the idiots would need someone to warn them of the impending danger they had put themselves in.
A guttural wailing howl let him know the enemy had seen him. The terror siezed his circuits completely. He sprinted, despite his damaged leg to the entrance, bursting through the door with entirely no dignity whatsoever.
"Incoming!" he yelled at the doorman.
The doorman simply smiled at him. "No need to worry friend, you're safe here."
"No, no you dont understand!" shouted Razor, pointing at the door, "We have incoming! Get to Cov...er?" his paniced sentance was interrupted by the view he saw when he looked back at where he had come from.
Instead of the charred ruins and scarred battlefields that had occupied his life of late there was... nothing. Nothing but an inky black void, devoid utterly of any colour... any light.
"I was... there was... what?" he said in utter confusion.
The doorman smiled. "Ah, a new customer! Let's fill you in shall we?"
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It had taken the better part of a megacycle but eventually Razor had been able to wrap his circuits around the concept of this place. And he thought it a brilliant idea, if only for the fact that any second now he'd be getting his first decent refuelling for almost two stellar cycles.
"Barkeep!" he said, not bothering to try and understand the intricacies of exactly how he was to pay his tab, only that it would work, "Energon Prime! Make it a triple!"
The barkeep smiled. He had a feeling that business was going to be good...