The Intergalactic Highway

I'm Scorponis and I'm from the US...More specifically from the Gateway to the West.

Dunno really what to say. I just got back into Beast Wars after buying all three seasons off of eBay and watching them intently until an obsession took over.

My favorite character by far is Dinobot (My favorite characters are always the ones that get killed...), but I also like Rattrap and Waspinator.

So...yeah.

Welcome!

Guess what? You get the standard warnings now:

A.) I don't know if you have allergies or not, but Bwint contains nuts (and wackos)
B.) Watch for flying, painful, frozen, although if stopped, quite tasty waffles/
C.) There are also penguins. They are malicious. They are practically invisible considering how sneaky they've made themselves, and they usually are the ones throwing the waffles.

Well... um?

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Hello! Welcome to Bwint!

What's your favorite episode?

Welcome there, Scorponis! You'll fit right in here, provided you're a crazy BW lover...*re-reads post*...SORTED!

Here's a defensice badminton racquet to swat thos penuin-crafted waffles. It's their one weakness!

Ahem...have fun here, and I'll c ya round

**walks curtly in, ramrod straight and snaps a salute to Scorponis**

Welcome to the front soldier! Forget everything they taught you in bootcamp, it's useless here!

**ducks flying flaming frozen waffle**

Insanity not required, but it helps, Logic is barred and common sense is utterly unheard of.

You are required to wear a silly hat at the appropriate time, mention the relative sizes of spoons at regular intervals (Whether they exist or not is beside the point and denying the spoon outright will result in pillow to the face) and calculate quadratic equations at the drop of a hat.

Beware the penguins, for they are evil, for the most part, yet they are the only known counter to Bear Cavalry, which may assault us at any moment. What we have done precisely to warrant their wrath is unknown but theories abound as to why.

My personal favorite is that one of the order of the bear cavalry made their way into here on the mistaken belief that sanity would be found and copped a frozen flaming waffle to the face despite the warning signs.

Beware the shambling corpses of resurrected threads, for they are stanky, and soon to be locked.

Beware our policies, rules and so forth, for they are regular somnambulists and can be found wandering random threads at odd hours of the night in a rather irregular fashion befitting the shambling corpses of zombies though they really arent zombies and it is quite safe to say they are in fact somnambulists.

As to all other regards, welcome, and

**WARNING: BWINT CONTAINS NUTS!**

Want a snack?

**proffers packet of nuts**

A pleasure to meet you, Scorponis!

Isn't it great when the show devours you again after you watch it? I'll never get tired of BW.

You might as well add Silverbolt to your list of favorites since you seem to love all of Scott's characters.

Optimal Optimus Primal wrote:You might as well add Silverbolt to your list of favorites since you seem to love all of Scott's characters.

Just what I was thinking.

Thank you all for the well-wishes and the warnings. They will be stored in the filing cabinet located in the back of my mind.

Blazemane wrote:What's your favorite episode?

That's a very tough question. I guess Code of Hero, though it's also my least favorite episode. I love how it was pretty much Dinobot's episode, but I hate that he died.

Optimal Optimus Primal wrote:You might as well add Silverbolt to your list of favorites since you seem to love all of Scott's characters.

XD Very true. Silverbolt is very likeable.

Hey there, and welcome to the forum.

#from the shadows Silver looks out from beneath a dark hood and says in a deep insidious voice# Welcome Scorponis

Very cool nick. Made me conjure up images of Emperor Palpatine. Well seeing as though everyone else has initiated you, I'll leave you to it. Enjoy