100 things: Megatron
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:24 pm
100 things the Beast Warriors would never do:
Megatron
1. Skip
2. Call himself Barney
3. Tell all the bots around him to call him Barney
4. Swap troops with Optimus for a day
5. Become fast friends with Optimus
6. Hate the colour purple
7. Arrange the first annual Predacon orgy
8. Tell Inferno to call him queen
9. Drool over Blackarachnia
10. Give Rampage his spark back
11. Let Terrorsaur be the permanent leader of the Predacons
12. Let Waspinator be the permanent leader of the Predacons
13. Be annoyed by his own “Yesss…”s and “Nooo…”s.
14. Go to speech therapy because of said “Yesss…” and “Nooo…”
15. Become interested in Japanese culture and demand that everyone refer to him as Megatron-sama
16. Accidentally skewer himself with an energon knife
17. Intentionally skewer himself with an energon knife
18. Ask Cryotek if he will adopt him
19. Inform Dinobot that he had a wet dream about him the other night
20. Become a pimp
21. Sing a love song in Spanish
22. Tell Waspinator to get a life
23. Throw a tantrum
24. Do an outstanding Ultra Magnus impression
25. Giggle and tell Tarantulas that he is silly
26. Try to fit his entire T-rex arm into his mouth
27. Try to hypnotize himself
28. Cry because all his troops are either total idiots or really hate him (which is true)
29. Stand up for Cybertronian world peace
30. Watch a movie with Rampage
31. Square dance with Quickstrike
32. Be overthrown from his position of Predacon leader by Waspinator
33. Punch himself in the face for no reason
34. Do anything for no reason
35. Throw his rubber ducky down a lava pit
36. Fill his liquid energon jacuzzi with mud and bathe in it for a day
37. Dig a hole into the ground and live in it for as long as he can
38. Become a superhero
39. Strip for Inferno’s birthday
40. Paint himself yellow
41. Get free cable for all the Predacons
42. Sue Inferno for attempted rape
43. Do the robot with Inferno in a dance-off competition
44. Get a job as waiter at one of Cybertron’s five-star restaurants
45. Not get fired at said job
46. Bungee jump off a cliff
47. Go swimming
48. Get a manicure
49. Sing
50. Lose fangirls
51. Own a secret shrine dedicated to the valiant Autobots of the Great War
52. Tell everyone that the original Megatron was a moron
53. Inform everyone he sees that they should go on a diet
54. Dance freely in the rain, only to get short-circuited afterwards
55. Play cards with his troops
56. Become dependant on caffeine
57. Take up ballet with Inferno
58. Become a famous Cybertronian ice sculptor
59. Hire a bodyguard
60. Play with Autobot action figures in his jacuzzi for eight hours straight
61. Star in a romantic comedy
62. Talk in his sleep
63. Walk in his sleep
64. Lead the Predacons to fight the Maximals SUCCESSFULLY in his sleep
65. Sing 100 bottles of beer on the wall with his troops
66. Learn how to play the electric kazoo
67. Cut his tail off
68. Become a vegetarian
69. Run as president of America in an upcoming election
70. Win said election
71. Write a best-selling novel
72. Start talking in British slang
73. Try to talk with an Australian accent all the time
74. Wake up one day able to speak fluent French
75. Join his own fanclub
76. Search himself on Google
77. Blow up Tarantulas’s lair
78. Do the above just for fun
79. Run up the side of the tallest mountain available, stand on the peak and shout “TING TANG TONG!”
80. Set himself on fire
81. Get Inferno to set him on fire
82. Try to dig from the Predacon base to the other side of the world
83. Wear shoes
84. Start to dislike his beast mode, and become a paleontologist to find another one
85. Belch
86. Laugh giddily
87. See how many times it takes to whack himself on the head before he faints
88. Jump for joy
89. Wear an eyepatch
90. Become a lightning rod
91. Live in the clouds
92. Call everyone #@%&tards
93. Apologize for the above
94. Claim that he can summon a giant hand out of the sky to squish his enemies
95. Successfully do the above
96. Eat his tail
97. Transform into a toaster
98. Surrender to the Maximals and give up the Beast Wars
99. Write a “100 things” piece about himself anyway
100. Do any of all the 99 things listed above in the first place, slaggit!
Megatron
1. Skip
2. Call himself Barney
3. Tell all the bots around him to call him Barney
4. Swap troops with Optimus for a day
5. Become fast friends with Optimus
6. Hate the colour purple
7. Arrange the first annual Predacon orgy
8. Tell Inferno to call him queen
9. Drool over Blackarachnia
10. Give Rampage his spark back
11. Let Terrorsaur be the permanent leader of the Predacons
12. Let Waspinator be the permanent leader of the Predacons
13. Be annoyed by his own “Yesss…”s and “Nooo…”s.
14. Go to speech therapy because of said “Yesss…” and “Nooo…”
15. Become interested in Japanese culture and demand that everyone refer to him as Megatron-sama
16. Accidentally skewer himself with an energon knife
17. Intentionally skewer himself with an energon knife
18. Ask Cryotek if he will adopt him
19. Inform Dinobot that he had a wet dream about him the other night
20. Become a pimp
21. Sing a love song in Spanish
22. Tell Waspinator to get a life
23. Throw a tantrum
24. Do an outstanding Ultra Magnus impression
25. Giggle and tell Tarantulas that he is silly
26. Try to fit his entire T-rex arm into his mouth
27. Try to hypnotize himself
28. Cry because all his troops are either total idiots or really hate him (which is true)
29. Stand up for Cybertronian world peace
30. Watch a movie with Rampage
31. Square dance with Quickstrike
32. Be overthrown from his position of Predacon leader by Waspinator
33. Punch himself in the face for no reason
34. Do anything for no reason
35. Throw his rubber ducky down a lava pit
36. Fill his liquid energon jacuzzi with mud and bathe in it for a day
37. Dig a hole into the ground and live in it for as long as he can
38. Become a superhero
39. Strip for Inferno’s birthday
40. Paint himself yellow
41. Get free cable for all the Predacons
42. Sue Inferno for attempted rape
43. Do the robot with Inferno in a dance-off competition
44. Get a job as waiter at one of Cybertron’s five-star restaurants
45. Not get fired at said job
46. Bungee jump off a cliff
47. Go swimming
48. Get a manicure
49. Sing
50. Lose fangirls
51. Own a secret shrine dedicated to the valiant Autobots of the Great War
52. Tell everyone that the original Megatron was a moron
53. Inform everyone he sees that they should go on a diet
54. Dance freely in the rain, only to get short-circuited afterwards
55. Play cards with his troops
56. Become dependant on caffeine
57. Take up ballet with Inferno
58. Become a famous Cybertronian ice sculptor
59. Hire a bodyguard
60. Play with Autobot action figures in his jacuzzi for eight hours straight
61. Star in a romantic comedy
62. Talk in his sleep
63. Walk in his sleep
64. Lead the Predacons to fight the Maximals SUCCESSFULLY in his sleep
65. Sing 100 bottles of beer on the wall with his troops
66. Learn how to play the electric kazoo
67. Cut his tail off
68. Become a vegetarian
69. Run as president of America in an upcoming election
70. Win said election
71. Write a best-selling novel
72. Start talking in British slang
73. Try to talk with an Australian accent all the time
74. Wake up one day able to speak fluent French
75. Join his own fanclub
76. Search himself on Google
77. Blow up Tarantulas’s lair
78. Do the above just for fun
79. Run up the side of the tallest mountain available, stand on the peak and shout “TING TANG TONG!”
80. Set himself on fire
81. Get Inferno to set him on fire
82. Try to dig from the Predacon base to the other side of the world
83. Wear shoes
84. Start to dislike his beast mode, and become a paleontologist to find another one
85. Belch
86. Laugh giddily
87. See how many times it takes to whack himself on the head before he faints
88. Jump for joy
89. Wear an eyepatch
90. Become a lightning rod
91. Live in the clouds
92. Call everyone #@%&tards
93. Apologize for the above
94. Claim that he can summon a giant hand out of the sky to squish his enemies
95. Successfully do the above
96. Eat his tail
97. Transform into a toaster
98. Surrender to the Maximals and give up the Beast Wars
99. Write a “100 things” piece about himself anyway
100. Do any of all the 99 things listed above in the first place, slaggit!