Where IS everyone?

I've been checking the forum at odd intervuls,and the "Registered Users" and "Guest" zones are down to "Registered users:Razorclaw,0 guests".

Did you all get slagged by Preds or something?

And on top of that,no one has read and reviewed my fic in the Console,or read page four of this topic!
Continuation of story:
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Swaying slightly,Rattrap made a somewhat formal bow,and cleared his vocal processor.
"Tonight,I would like to make a short speech on behalf of my friend here." He indicated Dinobot,by shoving a hand in the raptor's dirrection. "We all know Dinobot,sure he's a slag spoutin' saurian,but he's da nicest Pred a fella could hope to know. Here's to 'em,my dearest and closest friend!" Rattrap raised a nearby glass,and toppled off the table.
Cheetor burst into laughter. Rhinox elbowed him. Dinobot giddily helped the rodent up,and the pair hit the dance floor. Optmus and Rhinox simply stared as the two drunk Maximals performed a first-class example of why one should
not drink and attempt the limbo at the same time. Their entertainers finaly collapsed in a heap on the ground,exausted at last. Optimus silently signalled to Rhinox,that it was
far past curfew for everyone,and that it would be a good idea to end the party now. Rhinox gently slung Dinobot over his back and carried him to his quarters as Optimus picked up Rattrap in his arms and did the same.
~*~
Dinobot's head felt like an entire regiment of Preds twice the size and weight of Rhinox had just paraded over it. His energon processor and organic stomach didn't feel any better. He lay on his bunk,sore and sick.
"Oooooo,"he groaned as he put a hand to his head. He attemped to get up,and fell flat on his back in the bunk again.
"I think I'm gonna hurl" he heard Rattrap moan across the hall.
"Good plan," he murmerd softly to himself as he reached for a bucket near his bunk,conveniantly placed there by Rhinox. As he leaned over it,he mentaly grumbled. He would get the vermin for this!
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So there you have it! My entire dream in complete detail. I'll have to check back with you and tell you about the other few crazy Beast Wars dreams I've been fortunate enough to have.(though I don't believe in fortune)
Funniest dream ever!