The Intergalactic Highway

*takes advantage of the others distraction*

SUPER-KAMAI-HAMAI-HAMA-FLUFFY-ATTACK!!!

*transforms to robot mode* Ha! *scoops up armful of pillows and starts whipping them in all directions...machine-gun style* Take this! And this! And that! And-- *WHAP!*

*hits self in the face with a pillow*

Grrr....*sweatdrop* Everybody just pretend that didn't happen...

**awakens from Coma**

Ow! My Achin' Head! Let me tell you, launching a pillow clear around the world to have it hit you in the back of the head is NOT conducive to a good mood!

It would appear that that encounter with the pillow has made me... evil... and smart!

Hrrm. How best to make use of this newfound power?

Muahahahaha!

**presents Nuclear Powered Pillow™©®**

Feel My Wrath!

**throws Nuclear Powered Pillow™©®**

**gets blown away by feathery shockwave**

*is also thrown back by nulear pillow fluff*

who has angered the evil pillow master? hmmm...eyes everyone suspiciously. YOU! *points at nobody in particular and THROWS!!!!*

hark! i am called! my little spirit, see. sits in a foggy cloud and stays for me...wait...MACBETH! eeeughh!!! its a fluffy pillow cloud i think!

*grabs it*

lets it rain feathers for days on end!

...

CRY HAVOC! AND LETS SLIPS THE PUFFS OF PILLOW-WAR!

*KAPOOWWW!!!!!*

*Sapphire is minding her own business when she hears a loud rumble coming from BWINT's forums. Worried, she heads over there to find the place covered in feathers. She dons a pillow-radiation suit and goes looking for survivors. She pillows them to provoke them into moving.*

"There's only one person I know moronic enough to do this," she muses. She spots a twitching, feather-covered form in the corner and can just recognize it to be Razor One. Shaking her head, she thwacks him with a pillow and says, "So...was it worth it?"

**coughs up lungfulls of feathers**

Why Yes, Yes it Was!

**lets head fall back down, fortunately on a soft pillow that happened to be there and quietly slips back into Coma**

**sees a light at the end of a long, dark tunnel..she hears footsteps softly pressing down on the feather-covered groung. she sees a figure walkingover to the bots buried in the fluff...*

"mum? is that you?"

*gets senses back*

"oh hi sapphire...nice of you to join us!"

*nimbly throws one feather at her and passes out*

*wakes up from under large amount of feathers*
I'm okay!!
*grabs a armful feathers and lets it fall on R-1*
This is for the Nuclear Power pillows
*sees Saph*
Hi!

"Hi Fizzy, hi Jagna," Sapphire said, giving them both a little wave. She surveyed the feather-covered wasteland.

"Well," she began, "I guess that ended the pillow fff-----!!"

Her sentence was cut short when a pillow thwacked into the back of her head and she stumbled forward a few meters. "All right, who was that?!" she cried, looking around suspiciously.

"All right, who was that?!"

"come to me, my child...closer...closer"

*takes sapph's hand...*

"it was..." she is croaking due to clooged feathers in throat "it was HH---!!!"

hit by yet another pillow and is sucked into vortex of white speckled carniage...

"goodbye..my friends..."

**nonchalantly whistles**

It wasnt me! Honest!

*is in the corner, eating the feathers*

Mwuah....what? What are you lookin' at me for? I'm not evil. *goes back to eating feathers*

Hey, this one tastes like peanut!

HA HA!!! Silver leaps up in the air, arms outstretched majestically sailing through the air. He continues to glide between the entire amassed horde of the BWint forum and through and open door leading to a large flight of stairs heading downwards# "Slag!!"

Sapphire wrote:"All right, who was that?!"

*whistles innocently and avoids eye contact with Sapphire*

*Suddenly, Moosey pulls a stack of pillows out of his left shoe. Using a couch cushion as a shield, he begins to bombard the forum with soft, feathery, doom.*

BEGIN OPERATION FLUFF 'N STUFF!

*Puts on sunglasses for effect.*

No one is safe!!!!

Meanwhile, on the sidelines, Jammer was observing the carnage unfolding before him on a lawn chair in an ever so relaxed sort of way. Directly behind him rested a curious construction which seemed to resemble that of a small catapult. Nonchalantly reaching into a pocket he retrieved a small, blocky object with a relatively large red button on top of and pointed it towards the brawling group.

"Bombs away!" He gleefully shouted as he pressed the button.

No more than a second later pillows of all sorts and sizes began raining down pillowy destruction upon the formally unsuspecting participants of the melee.

However, upon pressing the large red button again, Jammer found himself wishing he would've installed an auto loading system into his catapult.

Unknownst to the others, Yachi the yannish creature, while feasting on the goose down of the century, has secretly concealed several explosives inside the stuffings of many of the pillows now being tossed so carelessly about the room. She stands up, and nonchalantly brushes off stray feathers from her arms. In the process, she hits a small switch under her wrist.

*KA-FOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

And the room explodes into a blinding blizzard of small white feathers, as her so cunningly placed bombs do their work.