Beast Wars Laws of Physics

[SilverfromOZ]

77. Upon activation, a newly created Cybertronian will always have 250% more power than they normally would, this can be attributed to the extra sleep they have while they are a protoform.

[EverBlue]

78. If you're a Transmetal and claim that your new body has made you more powerful than before, a "normal" Transformer can still walk up to you and clean your clock(ex: Tarantulas bragging about how much more powerful he was in Coming of the Fuzors Pt 1 and then getting manhandled as easily as Waspinator by Dinobot in Code of Hero)

[SilverfromOZ]

79. Rhinox's strength is exponentially comparable to how ticked off he is

[una]

80. If you don't tell Optimus everything he needs to know about what happened to one of his comrades especially when he thinks of that comrade as a son to him. He will yell and push you!

Never get Optimus angry

[SilverfromOZ]

81. All Cybertronians are outfitted with a special flatulence capacitor which stores just enough for a single burst with efficient comic timing.

[VelociBerg]

I do believe your #4 has been proven incorrect, Silver. If such a thing were true, Waspinator would be, to quote Magneto: "a god among insects."

[SilverfromOZ]

82. Addendum for rule number 4. Rule number 4 applies to any Beast Wars character EXCEPT WASPINATOR!! Geeze.. nitpicker

OR perhaps Rule number 4 applies until the point that a character is physically destroyed or where it is plot necessary for them to die e.g. Dinobot, or be knocked out e.g. Optimus on a number of occasions.

[VelociBerg]

OR perhaps Rule number 4 applies until the point that a character is physically destroyed

Stick to the second half of this argument. Waspinator has still been destroyed too many times to count.

83. Never fly in a stasis pod modified by Tarantulas, and fiddled with by Megatron. You will die.

[una]

84. Never throw Megatron into a lava pit, he might turn into a dragon and burn you

[VelociBerg]

85. If you have an indestructable Spark, Megatron will cut it in half with an energon blade.

[Jagna]

im back on this thread again! woohoo!

86: if you are a spider: STAY AWAY FROM LOOSE ROCKS!
87: if you are a pred-turned-max, and you are a spider, you tend not to get squished so much
89: no matter what they say, the maximals AND predacons will always suprise you when it comes to being smart...or dumb...watever you want

thts it...you know tht one i was thinking about weeks n weeks ago...I STILL CANT REMEMNBER!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[VelociBerg]

90. Weird-ness of bots coming from stasis pods increases as time goes by.

[SilverfromOZ]

91. Most stasis pods are fitted with a navigational device which will automatically head towards the furthest, most dangerous, energon-filled areas whereby both factions will have to race against time to get to them.

[Safeguard]

92. If you are a blind robot and get attacked by a boa constrictor, you will get breathing problems. (I always wonder why the hell do they even need to breathe...)
93. If you can imagine a war-game when you're blind, you can shoot a skyborne enemy down.
94. If you and your friend switch heads, there will be no complications. (HEY! Inferno and Megs were Headmasters! xD)
95. If your arm falls off and your head goes 'boing', you can still talk.
96. Even when smashed into a cube, Waspinator can still extract a hand and drag himself on the floor.
97. Waspinator has a multiple personality disorder (thinks he's Shrapnel and Wonko the Sane).
98. You shouldn't mess with a berserk Optimus. He will cut you up like a killer in a horror movie.
99. Berserk Optimus + guns = broken lights.

[Wicked Woman]

100: When faced with a new obstical, your commander or technition will suddenly know what the heck is happening and will finally tell you. (ie: Optimus - Protoform X's arrival and DC's arrival)


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