The Intergalactic Highway

I can't believe no one has posted this yet.

Anyway,


Megatron : "Now I enter these hallowed halls a conquerer, yes. Autobots and Decepticons, still frozen in emergency stasis. Awaiting the moment, four million years hence, when they will awaken to start the Great War. Where the Autobots defeat the Decepticons. And thus their descendents, the Maximals, rule we Predacons. Archaic energon-guzzling anachronisms! Loathe though I was to follow my namesake’s instructions, it has all come down to this. A day of reckoning with those who made us slaves!"

OK, some aren't one-liners... and it's a LONG list, btw! WOAH! Didn't realize it was THAT long!

Blackarachnia: "He's wacko."
Waspinator: "Wacko? No! Wonko! Wonko the Sane!"
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Ravage: "Decepticons... FOREVER!"
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Rattrap: "Think I touched a noive!"
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Rattrap: "What, is my gearbox hangin' out or somethin'?"
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Optimus: "Looks like Waspinator's on a sugar binge. How long's he been doing that?"
Tigatron: "Long enough to make my head spin."
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Tigerhawk: "You're insane."
Tarantulas: "So they say!" (I can say that line exactly the same way when my voice goes hoarse during hayfever!)
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Tigerhawk: "Perhaps... but it is my destiny to try. I will hold the line here. Go!" (...I loved the delivery of the line the most...)
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Tarantulas: "Heh heh heh heh... heeyah ha ha hah... HeeYAHHAHAHAHA!!"
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Rattrap: "Man, and I thought Optimus's speeches were bad."
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Optimus: "But if your caution circuits are overriding your courage, then SMELT YOU ALL!!"
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Optimus: "That's right, says me. You wanna question my orders ONE MORE TIME?"
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Optimus: "There's just no pleasing some people." (His sense of humor reminds me of G1 Prime! ^___^)
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Optimus: "You can learn a lot from Rattrap. If you can stand him."
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Megatron: "Attention all Predacons -- pull yourselves together." (and the Preds proceed to do exactly that)
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Rattrap: "Oh man, I'm starting to sound like Optimus Pinhead..."
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Optimus: "I think Megatron's bitten off a little more than he can handle. Yeeeess." (I just can't help liking the way how he imitated Megs...)
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Rattrap: "I know, I know. 'Shut up, Rattrap.'"
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Tarantulas: "Well then, partner, let's head 'em up an' move 'em out!" (...I think he's not really cut for a cowboy part... xD)
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Rattrap: "No can do, Captain Minnow. I'm on a mission!" (It's the nicknames he keeps giving everyone... That phrase is "Kapteeni Muikku" in Finnish. xD)
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Cheetor: "Cheetor! Maximi-- did that already."
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Cheetor: "Hey, take it easy with the power pizzas!" xD
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Tigatron: "Good-bye, Snowstalker. May your hunting grounds shelter you now." T_T (Tigatron seems to be pretty melancholic...)
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Tigatron: "Let the paths lead where they may. I will follow." (a philosopher, this one...)
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Rhinox: "Yep. The very thing that makes us what we are. Every Cybertron, Maximal, or Predacon has one, and each is different. When a Spark goes on-line, there's great joy. When one's extinguished, the Universe weeps." (I didn't know Rhinox could be so eloquent...)
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Rhinox: "For everything that ever was..."
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Rattrap: "Oh boo! Boo hoo! Oh!... don't stop now... you motorheads're killin' me."
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Optimus: "They'll either learn to work together or they'll destroy each other. Right now, I don't really care which."
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Rattrap: "Maximal base, this is Rattrap... HelLO, you READIN' me, Chopperface?"
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Cheetor: "Sheesh! They call me the immature one."
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Rattrap: "Heh heh, ehhhh get over yourself... it's just some kinda nutty snake thing, no need to panic..." (Um, call me weird, but I'm getting a weird image of him talking about a Ronin Warriors character called Sekhmet... o.0)
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Tarantulas: "Heh hee hee... I'm here! Inside your pretty little head, controlling your pretty little thoughts!" (Now that was a creepy scene...)
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Waspinator: "The idiot does not respond. The idiot is comatose!"
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Tigatron: "In that case... the lady shall ride a tiger." (And now I'm thinking about Whiteblaze and Blackblaze from Ronin Warriors...)
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Blackarachnia: "Oh. Great. I get stuck with the one cat in the world who lands on his head."
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Blackarachnia: "Never mind...What *is* it with guys and high explosives?"
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Silverbolt: "You... SHOT me!"
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Rattrap: "This is your rovin' robot reporter. You want the bad news or the worse news?" (My NTFA friends are dubbing this episode in Swedish!)
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Rattrap: "We get beverage cart service on this flight?"
Optimus: "Just make sure your seats are in the fully upright position."
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Rattrap: "Yo, everybody! Out of the pool!"
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Rattrap: "This hard headed hound just went postal on me!"
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Rattrap: "This mouse is goin' cat hunting. Knievel mode!"
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Rhinox: "Remember that transwarp cell explosion? [Primal just gives him a LOOK] Okay, stupid question." (I LOVED that! xD)
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Optimus: "You... both look like scrap."
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Rattrap: "Yee-ah-ha! Ain't I always said that tin minnow is one of my favorite people?" (TINAMUIKKU! xD)
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Silverbolt: "Do not worry! He has been... disarmed."
Blackarachnia: "To say the least."
(I really liked this one. It at least showed they both have a sense of humor)
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Optimus: "You and Rhinox are our last hope. Defend the -- [ZZZT!!] -- there he is, my little guuuuuy... there he is, my little guy. Isn't he cute."
Rattrap: "That's NOT what I wanted to hear."
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Teletran One: "Core implosion aborted. All systems normal. Have a nice day." (A polite computer... sheesh...)
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Rattrap: "Huh. No power... no weapons...We're all gonna die."
Rhinox: "Yup." (First time someone agreed with Ratty)
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Waspinator: "Not fair! Waspinator minding owwwwwn business, when, bang! Gets whole stasis pod right up the kazootie..."
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Depth Charge: "I've gotta hand it to you, Primal. When you screw up you do it big-time. But thanks for the tip."
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Depth Charge: "Big Preds are my specialty."
Rhinox: "Not too shabby."
Rattrap: "Mm. Still smells like fish."
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Cheetor: "So, give us the scoop! What's it actually feel like, bein' a Pred?"
Rhinox: "Like you're three gigabytes of attitude on a two-gig hard drive. No wonder they got personality problems!"
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Tarantulas: "Tin tyrant."
Megatron: "Treacherous arachnid."
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Blackarachnia: "Lunatic."
Tarantulas: "Witch."
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Depth Charge: "What're you lookin' at?"
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Rhinox: "I'm in a bad mood. Understand?" (Yeah, at least I do)
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Rampage: "Have I told you how much I like ants, huh? Especially fried in a subtle blend of mech fluid and grated gears?"
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Rattrap: "Let him go! The Preds'll change his mind. Or make him into fish sticks."
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Silverbolt: "Why did you save me?"
Blackarachnia: "There... might be other... creatures."
Megatron: "Eww, yuck."
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Megatron: "Whatever." *CLUNK*
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Optimus: "A bot can't even be dead for a decacycle without the whole neighborhood going straight to the smelter."
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Rattrap: "Here, tankie, tankie, tankie..."
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Rattrap: "[*sigh*] My hero! [smooch!]"
Rhinox: "Oh, get down."
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Cheetor: "Those sinus torpedoes of Rhinox's are draining us dry!"
Optimus: "They're not doing much for the decor, either."
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Rattrap: "We're dead, right?"
Optimus: "Not this time... but my arms feel like refried rubber bands."
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Tarantulas: "...We should debate this in private -- not in front of the Maximal!"
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Rattrap: "Ah, don't take this the wrong way, kittycat, but under the circumstances -- go tell someone who cares!"
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Megatron: "This is certainly the most humiliating defeat of my entire career! Ye-e-e-esss..."
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Quickstrike: "HAPPY TRAILS!!"
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Rattrap: "You know what the best thing is? We don't have to see Megatron's ugly mug again till we get back to Cybertron!"
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Inferno: "AAHH, you will BURN Maximal!!!"
Waspinator: "Wazpinator happy today. Not get shot once.."
Rattrap:"Rhinox? Hey Rhinox? Yo, Hardhead?!"

and my fave:
Tigatron: "I forgot what beauty this planet once offered." (zzo nice!!)

Optimus: "A bot can't even be dead for a decacycle without the whole neighborhood going straight to the smelter."

When did Optimus say that I don't remember the episode


BACK ON TOPIC: "ROBO NOOGIE!!!!!" Rattrap
"You're making me twitch again" Cheetor and
" Do you need a hug"

una wrote:Optimus: "A bot can't even be dead for a decacycle without the whole neighborhood going straight to the smelter."

When did Optimus say that I don't remember the episode.

It would have been Coming of the Fuzors pt 2 when he comes back, but it was edited for time. Shame, I really would've liked to hear it too.

Inferno: "Ah...a hero... my favourite!"


WW

Rhinox: I'm in a bad mood.. got it?

I'll probably get hurt for this but it's my favourite quote out of Beast Machines

Optimus: Forget them seeds of the future! I'm burying you in the past!

and to make up for it

"He's got bearings of chrome steel."

Which leads me to create:
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Optimus: "You and Rhinox are our last hope. Defend the -- [ZZZT!!] -- there he is, my little guuuuuy... there he is, my little guy. Isn't he cute."
Rattrap: "That's NOT what I wanted to hear."
DANGNABBIT! where was tht from!!??? was it in season three, with the raptors? (i think it might have been)...did OP's head get bigger while he was saying it??!

but here is mine

RT: "so i had a limburger sandwhich for lunch. im a rat! gimme a break"
DN: "i have been uncomfortbly aware of your stench for the past HOUR, vermin!"

BA: "you know i like 'em big and stupid, but your really pushing it..."

SB: (can't remember exactly this 1) "I saw, you risked ur life to (something something bla bla) and yopu..."
BA: "o give it a rest, will you! i slipped."

Jagna wrote:Optimus: "You and Rhinox are our last hope. Defend the -- [ZZZT!!] -- there he is, my little guuuuuy... there he is, my little guy. Isn't he cute."
Rattrap: "That's NOT what I wanted to hear."
DANGNABBIT! where was tht from!!??? was it in season three, with the raptors? (i think it might have been)...did OP's head get bigger while he was saying it??!

Cutting Edge. Optimus was the victim of Tarantulas' new cybervenom.

DinoBot: I did not realize you had been given a new title.
Megatron: The ant has faulty programing, but his loyalty is... without question.


WW

And yes, his head did get bigger.

"Stand and fight vermin."

"Oh yeah, well shrivel up and die ant."

Silverbolt: Terror~/Maxi~ *gets hit with a missle*

We all remember that this happened in his first apperances.


WW

"say it ain't so, big-bot!"

"hello. you've reached good guy central"

RT"thanks for the insight, there, dino-brain. you want your expert consultant fee now?"
DB"no need...i can simply exvite it from your hide!"

"either the grunge look is coming back, or those two ran into something hot!"

"neooo! waspinator likes victims who are punctual!"

Optimus: "Well, Megatron. I'd say it was good to see you but my truth circuits would overload."

I can't believe I had forgotten that one. XD I used to say it all the time. Ah, the joys of watching the first season all over again. Everyone should have Beast Wars marathons.

i've got LOADS more...

"I need no help hunting Predacons. And I prefer to prowl alone."
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"Giga-bummer. Sentinel’s locked us out!"
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"Apparently you’ve built a better mouse trap."
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"This ain’t a security grid. It’s a gym just for spy guys like me."
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"Give it up Sentinel. You don’t have a chance. I’m a stealth fighter……A master marksman and --...a demolition expert."
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"There won’t be enough left of me to fill a teaspoon."
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"You can’t win cat! The emitter will explode and take you with it."
"In that case, allow me to return it."
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"It’s a long and very ugly story."
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"I won’t disgrace his memory with lies.
He was a stinking, omnivorous pestilence. Still in some perverse way, I will miss him."
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"Don’t stop now! You motorheads are killing me."
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"Audio up, fellas, this is yer rodent robot reporter."
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"The worse news is, it knocked out all the surveillance sensors along the southwest perimeter. Might as well put up a sign sayin', "Welcome Predacons, Enter Here.""
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"You'll forgive the glorious Megatron for not melting into a puddle of gratitude."
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"Yo, Big Bot. we were starrin' in someone's home video. Three guesses who was watchin' the movie."
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"Starscream, perhaps the centuries of weightlessness have taken a toll on your circuitry."
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"Doncha know that gate-crashing is just plain rude? Next time, try knockin'!"
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"We must pay attention, Dinobot. Otherwise, deary-me, look what happens!"
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"Yeah right! Like this rat needs instructions t' leave a sinkin' ship!"
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"Somethin' tells me this isn't just a fire drill."
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"I bet one of them's in my room right now. goin' through my stuff."
"Don't take this th' wrong way, kitty-cat. But under th' circumstances, go tell someone who cares!"
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"News update from your spy in the sky!"
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"Lie down. An' groan, fer cryin' out loud! yer supposed t' be half dead!"
"If you don't shut up, rodent, you shall be my role-model."
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"Yer nothin' but a schemin' snake-in-the grass!"
"Flattery will get you flattened, vermin."
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"We don't have a choice." (famous Rhinox line!)
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"Betrayed, shackled, and caged. In other words, so far, so good!"
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"I have to tell you, Starscream, you're giving space-debris a very bad name!"
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"Primal! You begin to IRRITATE me!"
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"it's trampling time!"
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"Are all your dreams in technicolor?"
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"Just checkin' for new constellations. Twinkle, twinkle, little Starscream."
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"I'll be back. Even if it takes a thousand years! I'll be revenged on you all!"

...and that's just from two episodes! come on!!!!

Here's another one.
Prima: "Taken unaware, I'm a fool!"
Megatron: "At long last Primal, we agree on something!"

Optimus: "MEGATRON!!!!!!!!!!!"

Megatron: "I really like these aliens"

Cheetor: "BULLET TRAIN!!!"