Bob.... Inciedent?
Wanna explain Blaze or Nurann? I'mma little confused.
-Dinotor
Oh... well this is a legend last told in these halls long, long ago. We were told not tell about it for a long, long while, but when we were finally given permission, we were told to say spairingly...
Bob, you see, was just another Beast Wars crazed individual. Nice guy, he was, if I remember correctly. But... one day... he decides to post on this forum. He, uh, he goes to the the introduce yourself subforum. Well, you see, uh, nobody warns him about the penguins. So they end up hurling just one little bitty waffle. Well, it hits the back of his head. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.
He storms out of this place speaking derrangedly, to the world's mind anyways, about... uh, malicious penguins, and waffles. We never saw him again.
So, uh, now, we warn everybody, just to make sure that nobody thinks the people on Beast Wars International induce spontaneous insanity.
EDIT: Just to clarify, the "Bob" incident is a spur of the moment idea made up to emphasize the importance of the warning. I was just trying to make a joke. Like... "well... you remember Bob, right?" Do I make any sense?