Re: "First Season Finale: Part II"
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:20 pm
Rhinox paused for a second before resuming his dietary actions. Starshadow really was as stealthy as her database profile had indicated. Nevertheless, the Maximal maintained his nonchalant demeanor. She continued saying something about flies and energon, but Rhinox paid no heed to her words. He merely focused on the task he had laid out for himself. Then, it happened.
"Well," he said, immediately looking up from his grub, "that certainly was something."
An audible sound came from within him that resembled liquid churning. He turned to face the panther with his eyes half dazed along with a strange smile.
"Listen here, missy, I really suggest that you turn back and go home. You're not go- "
He was cut off by a noisy lurch inside his torso. A foreboding groan ensued, but it was not from Rhinox's mouth.
"Nevermind," he said, turning around with his backside facing her, "It's too late for you now."
His whimsical tail shot straight up. What quickly followed was perhaps the second most disgusting thing that the rhinoceros had ever done. You know the resonating boom that a supersonic jet makes when it breaks the sound barrier? This was louder than that. Unleashed from the Maximal's bowels was a horrific amalgamation between hellish chaos and rat poison. One could describe the smell as the illegitimate child formed between the aftermath of food poisoning and a major landfill. Such a description would also be a severe understatement. The sheer force of his flatulence sent ripples throughout Rhinox's thick hide. He could not help but submit to the raw power of its force and crumbled to his knees. Eyes rolled back, his face turned an alarming shade of green in a futile attempt to block out the ghastly smell. Even the flowers nearby withered and crumbled. The birds ceased to sing their once delightful tunes, and they shall never again utter a single note due to the toxic gas corroding away their vocal chords. Such potency was not predicted even by the revered Maximal scientist who now leaned forward face down into the earth while his tail was still rigidly pointing to the stars. The flatulence continued to spew its seemingly never-ending stream of virtual death. Rhinox had hoped to avoid it by aiming specifically at Starshadow, but unfortunately, the smell affected them all. Sentinel's shields flickered with disgust, but luckily they held strong against the powerful force. He honestly hoped that Frilla would be ok inside the protective bubble. Rhinox made a mental note to personally apologize to her for the absolutely vulgar display. The waterfall's current seemed to have sped up as if it were crying in despair. Somewhere else on the planet, a volcano had erupted as the appalled planet's way of vomiting. The flatulence began to die down as its once thunderous roar degraded to a high-note whistle.
"Ugh," moaned Rhinox, "beans beans they're good for your spark, but the more you eat them the more you fa-"
A slightly louder pop came from his behind before it died down in a series of sputters. The Maximal officer painfully rested on his side, his lips trembling with great unease. He tried to breathe in order to regain his senses, but it certainly did not help due to the smell lingering in the atmosphere.
((OOC: I'll post for Orcariner later. I can't bring myself to write seriously after describing Rhinox's ordeal.))
"Well," he said, immediately looking up from his grub, "that certainly was something."
An audible sound came from within him that resembled liquid churning. He turned to face the panther with his eyes half dazed along with a strange smile.
"Listen here, missy, I really suggest that you turn back and go home. You're not go- "
He was cut off by a noisy lurch inside his torso. A foreboding groan ensued, but it was not from Rhinox's mouth.
"Nevermind," he said, turning around with his backside facing her, "It's too late for you now."
His whimsical tail shot straight up. What quickly followed was perhaps the second most disgusting thing that the rhinoceros had ever done. You know the resonating boom that a supersonic jet makes when it breaks the sound barrier? This was louder than that. Unleashed from the Maximal's bowels was a horrific amalgamation between hellish chaos and rat poison. One could describe the smell as the illegitimate child formed between the aftermath of food poisoning and a major landfill. Such a description would also be a severe understatement. The sheer force of his flatulence sent ripples throughout Rhinox's thick hide. He could not help but submit to the raw power of its force and crumbled to his knees. Eyes rolled back, his face turned an alarming shade of green in a futile attempt to block out the ghastly smell. Even the flowers nearby withered and crumbled. The birds ceased to sing their once delightful tunes, and they shall never again utter a single note due to the toxic gas corroding away their vocal chords. Such potency was not predicted even by the revered Maximal scientist who now leaned forward face down into the earth while his tail was still rigidly pointing to the stars. The flatulence continued to spew its seemingly never-ending stream of virtual death. Rhinox had hoped to avoid it by aiming specifically at Starshadow, but unfortunately, the smell affected them all. Sentinel's shields flickered with disgust, but luckily they held strong against the powerful force. He honestly hoped that Frilla would be ok inside the protective bubble. Rhinox made a mental note to personally apologize to her for the absolutely vulgar display. The waterfall's current seemed to have sped up as if it were crying in despair. Somewhere else on the planet, a volcano had erupted as the appalled planet's way of vomiting. The flatulence began to die down as its once thunderous roar degraded to a high-note whistle.
"Ugh," moaned Rhinox, "beans beans they're good for your spark, but the more you eat them the more you fa-"
A slightly louder pop came from his behind before it died down in a series of sputters. The Maximal officer painfully rested on his side, his lips trembling with great unease. He tried to breathe in order to regain his senses, but it certainly did not help due to the smell lingering in the atmosphere.
((OOC: I'll post for Orcariner later. I can't bring myself to write seriously after describing Rhinox's ordeal.))