Beast Wars Nutcracker

[Demon Man]

Hey there, everyone! Your favorite diablo has returned once more, just as Christmas has! This year, I'm thinking we can make Beast Wars versions of the all too famous Nutcracker! I, for one, am gonna do the march with all the Maximals and Predacons, in that order. Whatever other part of the Nutcracker any of you would like to do(Sugar Plum Fairy, Battle Scene, Land Of Snow, etc), go right ahead and do it any which way you please succeeding this Maximal and Predacon Nutcracker march I am about to do! Hey, it just wouldn't be Christmas without a Beast Wars incarnation of it, and the Nutcracker is no exception.

Anyway, here we go. The singing of the Beast Warriors.

Maximals to start...

Optimus Primal: Christmas has now come to Cybertorn!

Rhinox: And I can't believe it's Earth we're on!

Blackarachnia: These Beast Wars are worse than ever!

Airazor: My patience is about to be severed!

Rattrap: We're all gonna die! I gotta get inside! Where is the entrance lever?

Cheetor: Slag, I just screwed up this hole I dug!

Dinobot: Snarl...why should I care? It's all humbug!

Depth Charge: This is ridiculous beyond the core!

Silverbolt: I wish things could be more like folklore!

Tigatron: Can peace please come along and overlap this war?

(Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, it's now the turn of the Predacons!)

Megatron: What a fine day to conquer the galaxy, yes!

Rampage: To hide my resentment, I'd be remiss!

Inferno: For the glory of the royalty!

Scorponok: He gets his loyalty from me!

Terrorsaur: When from this nonsense am I ever gonna be free?

Quickstrike: Where's the first keister I done can kick?

Dinobot II: Way the slag off me you really tick!

Tarantulus: I'm gonna create some Christmas Chaos!

Waspinator: Wazzzpinator not want to give it any thought!

All Maximals and Predacons in unison: "AND WE HOPE YOU ENJOY CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR A WHOLE LOT!"

All right, I've taken my turn. Now let's see anyone who'd like to take his or hers.

[transformersvoice]

Hey Demon Man! Nice lyrics!

[Demon Man]

Thank you! I'm glad you like it!