Wrong times to use quotes from Beast Wars

Blazemane · Unread post by **Blazemane** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:32 pm

I know that "Things you'll never hear Beast Warrior's say" has been done before, but while this may have been done, I'm not entirely certain if it has.

This is an idea picked up from the Lord of the Rings boards on IMDB.

Take ordinary and/or unordinary situations, then add a Beast Wars quote.

For example:

You are going to a floral shop with your girlfriend, and she wants to decorate the house for an upcoming party. But she really can't tell which flowers would best compliment the dining room's green tablecloth. She says:

"Do you think these Petunias would be better than the daffodil? I want the house to look special."

You respond "I somehow doubt this plant would be a turning point."

Try to keep it relatively clean.

Jagna · Unread post by **Jagna** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:24 pm

Something bad happens. Your sister is in the room.

You say: Slag...

She looks up and lectures you while you try to explain what you meant.

This has happened to me on many occasions.

I know you said 'keep it clean', Blaze, but you just can't with that word >.< I didn't even know it had a second meaning when I first watched the show!

And this one isn't actually a 'wrong time', but it was funny:

It's an uncharacteristically cold day. You're walking to school for three minutes, and every part of you is covered...except your face.

You arrive in the playground and you mates are talking about something. Despite the fact they know you blurt out randomness, they stare when you say:

My ears are burning, yesss...

ROFL

I SWEAR! I used it!

Blazemane · Unread post by **Blazemane** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:28 pm

Oh, it doesn't have to be situations you have used. But that does make it all the better.

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... ... ... Second meaning?
I think I've heard of one, but I'm not so sure of my guess, and I don't understand how anybody who didn't watch the show would understand a second meaning anyways.

But, yeah, I'm pretty sure of what it is, just not positive. And I never use it for that anyways. But, I do often annoy my family by saying it.

Admit it, it sounds dorky. But once you start, you can't really stop.

artemis-lady-warrior · Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:35 pm

when you're having a big fight with your older brother or when you're mother is scolding you. XD

Blazemane · Unread post by **Blazemane** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:02 pm

when you're having a big fight with your older brother or when you're mother is scolding you. XD

I mean give a quote along with it. It doesn't have to be something that's happened or even that probably could. But the funnier the better.

I want to do another one.

Your teacher asks you to an assignment.
"You presume to order me?!"

Wicked Woman · Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:05 pm

When an Grandparent states that they can still do things at their age and you say:

"You're old technology; obsolete. What could you possibly do?"

(P.S. I am so sorry, but I couldn't resist.)

WW

Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:08 pm

NEVER! BW quotes can be used any time. Especially when you are completely drunk and being dragged home by your good mate, as you yell "SILVERBOLT MAXIMISE!"

Not that I've ever been there of course.....

Blazemane · Unread post by **Blazemane** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:09 pm

I don't think there was much to resist in that statement. 'Twas funny.

Wicked Woman · Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:15 pm

You've obviously never met my Nana. -_-()

You come across a disgruntled customer (in any field you're in) and when they call you a bad employee you add:

"And you're giving space debris a very bad name"

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I WANT TO SAY THAT TO THOSE MORONS I DEAL WITH AT WORK!!! *breathes heavily*

continue.

WW

Blazemane · Unread post by **Blazemane** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:18 pm

Your brother asks you: "You took out the trash right?"

You say: "I can't believe he expects me to carry out such a menial task.""

Wicked Woman · Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:22 pm

Your mother tells you to get away from the computer and clean the kitchen (where ever) and you say:

"you do it tyrant"

That'll get you slapped.

WW

Blazemane · Unread post by **Blazemane** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:25 pm

A friend of your's notices that you are carrying a bat with you to school. In bemusement, they ask "Uh... what's that for?"

You turn to them and say "I prefer to beat my opponents the old fashioned way. Brutally!"

Wicked Woman · Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:01 pm

You accidentally set your science counter on fire and say:

"Burn in the fires of Inferno!"

WW

Jagna · Unread post by **Jagna** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:33 am

A guy who likes you comes up and does the cheesiest thing to get you to go out with him. He slips up in some way, and you say:

You know I like 'em big and stupid but you're reeeally pushing it

artemis-lady-warrior · Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:33 am

I didn't do this but my brother did last night. He came into the computer room and said (because I was looking at my youtube page) "Tarantulas terrorize!" then he started laughing like him. I stared at him a moment then said. 'Go away!" Now that I think about it it was hilarious!