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By Darkfire75

"That’s right. You’re…pregnant," Tarantulas said again. He sounded a little disgusted with the idea.

"P-Pregnant? How can I be pregnant?" Darkfire replied panting nervously.

"Did you do anything with a man?"

"Like what?"

"You know, the ‘s’ word."

"Oh. Maybe a little with Megs. Why? What does that have anything to do with my problem?"

"Was Megatron’s…‘thing’ on you?"

"Yeah…at least…I think it was." She sat there trying to figure out if he had. Tarantulas just considered it as a "yes".

"I’ll take that as a ‘yes’. Anyway, my guess is, is that his sperm and your egg have united and they are forming an embryo inside you. It will develop inside your uterus."

"B-But I’m a robot, I don’t have that stuff!"

"According to this book," he said showing her a book that was entitled Robot Reproductive System, "you do. Megatron made you pregnant. He’s the father, you’re the mother. His chromosomes determine what gender the new child will be."

"Can you tell?"

"Not at the moment."

"I’m gonna have a loooong talk with Megatron about this!" She walked out the door, slammed Megatron against the wall, and held him a headlock.

"I hope you’re happy you big, stupid, idiot! You made me pregnant! YOUR sperm has united with MY egg and are forming an embryo NOW!!!" she shouted really fast.

"Wha?" he asked not quite understanding what she had just said; his optics wide.

"I said you made me pregnant!" she spat.

"I…WHAT?!"

"That’s right, buddy! I’m pregnant with god only knows what the thing will look like!"

"Do you know the gender?"

"I was hoping YOU could tell ME since it was YOUR chromosomes that determined the sex of OUR new child!"

"You must abort this child."

"I can’t!"

"Why not?"

"B-Because!"

"Because why?"

"Just…because!"

"Whatever. Is there a way to find out the gender?"

"I…don’t know. Tarantulas, is there a way to find out the gender?"

"Yes," replied Tarantulas. He then walked out.

"Apparently you have made her pregnant, am I right?" he said grinning at Megatron.

"Yes, I did," he replied ashamed.

Darkfire just glared at him. "It’s ALL your fault, you know that, right?" she said to him.

"Yes, I know that, dear."

"Good." She then turned back to the spider. "How are you gonna tell the gender?"

"I’ll have to do a body scan."

"Okaaaay…But, what’ll that prove?"

"The gender."

"Oh. Go ahead, scan me."

"Please don’t let it be a boy!" mumbled Megatron.

"Excuse me?" Darkfire asked as Tarantulas got ready to scan her.

"If it’s a male, he’ll try to overthrow me, no doubt on that. If it’s a female, she’ll obey my every command."

"What makes you think that?"

"Because you will teach her to love me." He was smiling stupidly.

"Yeah right, in your dreams, hon."

"You won’t teach her to love me?"

"First of all, we don’t even know if it’s gonna be a ‘her’ anyway. It could be a ‘he’."

"If it is, I shall…" He then saw her angry face. "…love him with my whole Spark as I do you," he finished smiling stupidly again.

"I’m sure you will. Well? What are the results?"

"It looks like a…a…" Tarantulas said squinting his eyes to see the result.

"A what?"

"A…"

"Just…TELL ME!!!" Megatron winced at her outburst.

"A…female."

"YES!!" Megatron shouted happily. Darkfire glared at him. "I want you to be mad," she said grinning.

"I mean, MY LIFE IS OVER!!" he cried out to the sky. "Like that?" he asked her while smiling stupidly again. She just stared at him. "But anyway, of course it’s a shame that it wasn’t a male," Megatron added still with the smile on his purple face.

"Oh yeah, you are sooo believable, darling." She crossed her arms over her chest.

"Why are you calling me ‘darling’?"

"Since we now have a child, we are literally married."

"We are?"

"Yes."

"That means we can…"

"Have it. Yes, yes, I know."

"YESS!"

"Listen, the moment this kid’s born, you and I have to take personal responsibility for her."

"Ok, let’s think of a name."

"I was thinking more along the line of Scorch."

"That is a boy name. I was hoping we could call her Chloe." He was smiling stupidly. "Or Riley."

"Those are human names. How ‘bout, Cleo?"

"No, too Egyptian. I know, how’s Artemis?"

"That’s a Greek goddess. How about, Athena?"

"The goddess of wisdom and war? Hardly suitable for this female."

"Why?"

"She was born from Zeus’s head, and there is no way in hell that this female is going to be born from MY head!"

"Well then, how ‘bout Torch?"

"Nope, still a boy name."

"Well, while you two debate names for your little child, I’ll just be leaving," said Tarantulas and he left.

"That’s it!" cried Darkfire snapping her fingers together.

"What’s it?" Megatron asked curiously.

"I’ve thought of a beautiful name."

"What is it?"

"Aphrodite: goddess of love and beauty."

"I think it suits her well. What do you think she will look like?"

"How should I know?"

* * *

Blackfire was walking down the hall. "Great, now my sister’s going to have a child. What else is there to look forward to?" she complained while throwing her arms up in defeat.

"Perhaps a little together time with me, babe," Titan said from down the hall. He then walked up to her.

"Get a life, you stupid git!" she snapped.

"Ooh, you’re a wild ‘thang! I like that in a woman!"

"Leave me alone. Why not go bother Sydney?"

"‘Cause she’s too busy with Quickstrike or somethin’ or other."

"Well, I’m taken."

"You are? By whom?"

"Rampage."

"That jerk?"

"Yes, she happens to love that jerk too," said a deep voice.

"Rampage, right? I’m gonna turn around, and Rampage is gonna be there." He turns around. "Yes. You. Are."

"Better leave, Titan, while you’re still alive," threatened Blackfire, narrowing her yellow optics.

He walked away. "Thanks," Blackfire said to Rampage.

"It was a one time thing," he replied casually looking down at her.

"You knew I loved you?"

"I guess. And I want you to know something."

"What?"

"I love you too."

"Y-You do? You truly do?"

"Yes. I am never one to express emotion like this to anyone, so try to keep this relationship secret."

"I will." They both leaned closer and kissed softly.

* * *

"Ok, Aphrodite it is then," Darkfire said proudly.

"Good, because believe it or not, I think all those other names were just bogus," replied Megatron.

"Wait, when am I supposed to give birth? TARANTULAS!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!" she bellowed running down the hall. "TARANTULAS!!!"

"Jeez, every Tarantulas for 10 miles is going to come to your call. What is the emergency?" he smirked walking out of his chamber; holding his audio systems.

"I—came—to ask—you—When—am I—supposed—to give—*cough* birth?" she said panting.

"I dunno."

"What do you mean you ‘don’t know’?! You’re supposed to know!"

"Darling, calm down. You’re going to pop a vein," Megatron said coming into the room.

"Sorry I blew up. I just wanna know when I’m gonna give birth," Darkfire said.

"Like I said, I don’t know. And even if I did, what makes you think I’d tell you? It would be fun to watch you squirm."

"Tell her now or I will personally rip out your Spark and extinguish it one atom at a time!" Megatron shouted narrowing his optics to slits.

"All right. She is going to give birth…"

"Oh my god!" cried Darkfire. "My water broke!"

"Your what broke?" asked Megatron.

"My water!"

"What does that mean?"

"It means that she is going to give birth right about…"

"OWW!!!"

"…now."

"NOW?!?! I can’t be a father now! MY LIFE IS DEFINITELY OVER!!!"

"You?! What about me?! I’m not ready to give birth!"

"I think it’s best that I leave."

"Oh no you don’t!" Megs said grabbing the spider-bot. "You’re going to help her get through this or you will be a new side menu for me."

"All right, all right! I’ll help her! Jeez, dinosaurs are always so pushy!"

* * *

"OOOWWW!!!!!" Darkfire cried at the top of her lungs. "STOP IT!! DON’T TOUCH ME THERE!"

"I can’t stop! This child obviously wants out," replied Tarantulas.

"Well then get her out quickly!" She then lowered her voice, "And if you touch my stomach ONE more time, I’m gonna KILL you!!"

"What are you doing to her?!" Megatron shouted from outside the door. He then started pounding on the door. "Let me in!" he cried.

"I’m helping her! Just like you wanted me to! And I’m NOT letting you in! Do you want to see this child come out?"

"No…but…if you hurt her, I swear I’ll…"

"You’ll rip out my Spark and extinguish it one atom at a time! I KNOW! All right, one more push and it should come out. Good lord! Blackarachnia, get up here NOW!"

"You bellowed?" she said walking into the room. He could hear Megatron mutter, "Hey, how come he lets her go in and not me? She IS my mate."

He replied, "Because Blackarachnia is a woman! YOU are not! You don’t have any experience whatsoever about delivering babies, do you?"

"N-No."

"I didn’t think so." He then turned back to the she-spider. "Yes, I did call you. Can you deliver Darkfire’s kid?"

"Why?"

"It will make me sick beyond recovery."

"So what’s the matter with that?"

"Just do it!"

"Ok. Move aside. Darkfire, PUSH!"

"YEEOOWW!!!"

* * *

Two hours and many painful pushes later, Darkfire finally gave birth to what looked like a mythical horse. She had beautiful golden hair with bronze eyes. Her hooves were orange along with her body, which was a really dark, rusty, reddish orange. Just above the eyes, there was a white marking going from her snout to her the top of her forehead. On every leg, there was white covering half the leg. She was indeed lovely if not beautiful. The funny thing about her, was that she had only one thing in common with one of her parents. She was a horse. She had no wings and no dinosaur characteristics.

"Um…where are her wings?" Darkfire asked.

"Uh…hello? I’m a horse, not a Pegasus," Aphrodite replied rudely. "Who are you?"

"I happen to be your mother."

"Oh, thanks for givin’ birth to me, but I’m on my own now. See ya!"

"Hold it, Aphrodite! You aren’t going anywhere."

Megatron then walked into the room. "Is this Aphrodite?" he asked pointing to the horse.

"No, it’s Britney Spears disguised as a horse!" Aphrodite sneered. Megatron looked back over to Darkfire. "Is this her?" he asked again.

"Yes, sadly. There’s one little problem however," replied Darkfire. She was in robot mode now and was beginning to feel the urge to kill Aphrodite.

"What’s that?"

"She’s a snot."

Aphrodite smiled sweetly at him. "Hello, and you are…?"

"Your father."

"I’m the commander’s daughter? All right, things are startin’ to look up for me."

"I hope this is only a temperamental thing."

"I wish it was," Darkfire sighed. "If Titan wants her, he can have her."

"Who’s Titan?" Aphrodite asked getting interested.

Darkfire and Megatron grinned evilly to each other. "Oh, he’s just a really handsome guy. You wouldn’t be interested though," said Darkfire waving her away.

"Yess, he is probably with Sydney right now," added Megatron bringing a hand to his chin.

"Sydney? Who’s Sydney?"

"Oh, they’re just new recruits," Darkfire smirked winking at Megatron.

"Well, c’mon I wanna see ‘em!"

"Megs, darlin’, would you call Titan up here?"

"Of course, sweetheart. Titan, get up to our quarters, NOW!"

"You called?" he asked unenthusiastically. He then caught sight of the beautiful horse.

"Wow," she whispered, "he’s cute."

"And he’s all yours if you want him," Darkfire said grinning.

"Oh I want him."

"Then transform."

"I will. TERRORIZE!" she whispered and transformed.

Well, she was the most gorgeous female that was in the room, apart from Darkfire. Her optics were an aqua green and her face was a light orange. She had flowing golden hair extending from her golden helmet. Her entire body was either red/orange or gold. Her breasts were in good proportion along with the curves on her slender body. Her weapons included yellow optic lasers, a boomer rang, and a bow and arrow.

"Oh my…What a babe!" Titan said, almost drooling.

"And she is all yours," Megatron said pushing him closer. Although in his mind, he didn’t want his best soldier thinking of his daughter as a sex symbol.

"Hi, I’m Aphrodite. You must be Titan," she said walking up to him.

"Yeah, I think that’s my name anyway."

Megatron and Darkfire stood in the corner watching them. They smiled evilly. "You wanna turn in, darlin’?" Darkfire asked Megatron.

"Yes, that would be nice. I think it has been a crazy day as it is," he replied.

* * *

They both walked out of the room and into their quarters. Darkfire stopped however, because she saw her sister and Rampage in the hall, kissing.

"Well, whadda know? They’re in love," she mumbled. "Good luck, sis."

She walked into the room and closed the door. The only things that anyone would be able to hear from Darkfire and Megatron were: "I love your little love handles" from Darkfire and "What?" from Megatron.

(AN: More songs! I love songs that have meanings! Don’t flame me, please!)

From the day we arrive on the planet

And blinking, step into the sun

There’s more to be seen than can ever be seen

More to do than can ever be done

Some say eat or be eaten

Some say live and let live

But all agreed as to join the stampede

You should never take more than you give

In the circle of life

It’s the wheel of fortune

It’s the leap of faith

It’s the band of hope

Till we find our place

On the path unwinding

In the circle, in the circle of life

Some of us fall by the wayside

And some of us soar to the stars

And some of us sail through our troubles

And some have to live with the scars

There’s far too much to take in here

More to find than can ever be found

But the sun rolling high

Through the sapphire sky

Keeps great and small on the endless round

In the circle of life

It’s the wheel of fortune

It’s the leap of faith

It’s the band of hope

Till we find our place

On the path unwinding

In the circle, in the circle of life

"Circle of Life" performed by Elton John.

The End!