Chalkboard Lines
By: Sinead
Maximals:
Optimus Primal:
I will not force Rattrap to say “Thank you.”
I will not get into the middle of Rattrap and Dinobot’s fights.
I will not discourage Cheetor from voicing his opinions.
I will agree with Rhinox on how to use his inventions.
Rockslides happen.
Rhinox:
I will not take orders from Rattrap.
I will not slag Dinobot.
Discovering ruins is not a big deal: it happens all the time.
The aliens are not in the mood for negotiating, and neither are the Predacons.
I will not tell Cheetor off, when he breaks another one of my inventions.
Cheetor:
I will not run off randomly to talk with real cheetahs.
I will not act as immature as I can possibly be.
My tail is not to be used to tickle Rattrap’s nose, to wake him up.
I will not run screaming to Optimus when he wakes up and tried to kill me.
Chasing balls of yarn around is not an official sport.
Dinobot is not in the mood for a hug.
Rattrap:
I will not taunt Dinobot.
I will not set stink-bombs off in Dinobot’s quarters.
I will not make faces at Dinobot.
I will not call Dinobot, “Lizard-Lips.”
I will not attempt to shut Sentinel down, and cause my friends to think that I am dead.
(RT: But dat was fun!)
I will not annoy Dinobot to the point when he will attempt to kill me.
Dinobot is not a Predacon.
Dinobot’s name is not Chopperface.
Dinobot is not in the mood to “talk things over.”
I will not tamper with Rhinox’s inventions.
Dinobot:
I will not try to kill my team-mates.
I will not randomly change my alliance.
Pretending to play dead on the battle-field distresses other team-mates.
I will not reminisce about Tarantulus, when he really isn’t dead.
I will not call Rattrap, “Cheese-Ball.”
Controlling Rattrap’s vehicle mode is not an option.
(DB: Slaggit!)
Rattrap does not wish to be informed that his ancestors originated from Junkticon.
Tigatron:
I will not openly express my feelings towards living within the Maximal base.
I will not sneak into the Predacon’s base, and plaster Terrorsaur up against the wall.
Cheetor does not need to be encouraged in using his fighting skills.
Airazor:
I will not flirt openly with Tigatron.
I will not attempt to have a personality.
I will not fly to the base, when Rhinox has a cold, trying to get Rattrap hit with his “Cyber-Snot.”
Silverbolt:
I will not stop in the middle of a battle, and recite poetic lines to Blackarachnia.
I will not sneak off and try to be together with Blackarachnia.
I will not sulk when Blackarachnia tells me to “buzz off.”
Dropping Rattrap in the submarine is not an option.
I will not blast through a wall, in order to be with Blackarachnia.
I will not hit Cheetor, simply because he has a crush on Blackarachnia.
Depth Charge:
I will not decline Primal’s offer to join the Maximal team.
Rattrap is not a mouse. He’s a lying, thieving, verminous rat.
I will not obsess over trying to kill Rampage.
Stress happens.
I will not try to run off on the Maximals, on the urge to kill Rampage.
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Predacons:
Megatron:
I will not end every sentence with “Yess.”
I will not scrap Waspinator for the fun of it. (Megs: But everyone else does that, so why can’t I?!)
I will not be surprised at the stupidity of my troops.
Cloning Dinobot is, was, and always will be, a bad thing.
Scorpinok:
I will not attempt to stop Evil Rhinox from taking a computer chip.
I will not stay antisocial and talk to the grass during a battle.
Terrorsaur:
Taking over the Predacons isn’t the greatest job to have.
I will not blast Megatron over a cliff, only to have him nearly kill me as a result.
Dinobot does not need to be reminded of his alliance.
I will not take bombs from people, thinking that if I drop it and try to fly away, it would not hurt me.
Tarantulus:
Following people to floating mountains leads to falling off of it, and bouncing all the way down.
Laughing maniacally at Megatron’s defeat is not a wise move.
Waspinator does not want an “upgrade.”
Rattrap will always play “dirty.”
Of course I live! I can only be killed by a wooden stake to mech-pump!
(Tarry: looks around, hoping nobody saw him write that.)
Waspinator:
Random zzlaggingzz happen.
Nerf-gun jamzz happen. (Tiga, StarGazer, this is for you!)
Univerzze alwayzz hatezz Wazzpinator.
Zzlag mizzionzz zzuck zzlag.
Blackarachnia:
Tarantulus doesn’t need speech therapy.
Tampering with Megatron’s computer results in Tarantulus being tortured, resulting him wanting to kill me again.
Tempting Silverbolt off of the battlefield isn’t the greatest of ideas.
The cute ones are always stupid.
The stupid ones are usually cute.
Inferno:
The Queen shall not be addressed as “the Queen.”
Flaming the computer, because my Queen was angry at it is not an option.
Commanding isn’t what it’s said to be.
Quickstrike:
Silverbolt’s a tin-horned traitor.
Megatron’s th’ ultimate Boss.
Dinobot’ll kill me anyway.
Don’t ever try ta kill th’ Boss-Bot: he gets angry.
Rampage:
I will not pick fights with Depth Charge.
I will not manipulate my “half-brother.”
Immortality happens.
Depth Charge is not in the mood to be reminded of bases gone and destroyed.