Beast Wars: Will The Author Stop Torturing Us?

By Wicked Woman

 

 

LAST TIME ON BEAST WARS: KINDERGARDEN:

 

Rhinox just body slammed DinoBot and now has Depth Charge in a headlock. DinoBot then grabs his plastic sword and begins to hit Rhinox on the back.

 

Rhinox: Say ‘uncle’.

Depth Charge: NEVER! *cough*

DinoBot: Why won’t you scream in pain?

 

Air Razor: Could you help me get Tigatron?

Rattrap: No.

Air Razor: I’ll give you my trading cards. The Cybertronian Wrestling team ones.

Rattrap: You have dose? Sure, I’ll help ya den.

 

Quickstrike: *notices book on the  table* Shakespeare? What the~? *reads name card* Oh this is gonna be good. *evil smile*

 

DinoBot: Something is amiss.

Depth Charge: Huh?

Rhinox: He’s in trouble. Let’s go find him.

 

Megatron: Surrender yet Primal? ‘Cuz we have more in store for you.

Optimus: Great. ‘Cuz this is fun.

Megatron: WHAT???

Optimus: ^_^  WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

Rhinox, DinoBot and Depth Charge go off to find Optimus. When they leave the classroom, the door is closed behind them.

 

Rhinox: Who closed the door?

DinoBot: *while banging on the door* LET ME IT!!!
Rhinox: I guess we’ll have to find Teacher-Bot!

DinoBot/Depth Charge: Fine. -_-()

 

AND NOW, FOR THE CONTINUATION:

 

 

Optimus is still tied onto the table, which has now stopped. He notices Terrisaur and Waspinator sitting down in front of him while trading cards. (So I changed it, big woop)

 

Optimus: Hey.

Terrisaur: What?

Optimus: I’ll give you some of my cards if you do something for me.

Terrisaur: I’m not letting you go.

Optimus: Huh?

Waspinator: Megatron said he give us nightmares if you freed.

Optimus: No, I wasn’t talking about that. I want you to spin me around again. That was fun!

Terrisaur/Waspinator: O_O

Optimus: Yeah. You can see pretty colors when you’re spinning round and round.

Waspinator: Oooooh Pretty colors?

Optimus: Yep.

Terrisaur: Don’t buy it Waspinator! He’s trying to trick you.

 

            Inferno walks over.

 

Inferno: Do not listen to the prisoner of the royalty.

Optimus: Huh?

Terrisaur: That’s what I was just telling Waspinator.

Waspinator: Well, Waspinator like pretty colors.

Optimus: Uh, excuse me.

 

            All three Predacons look up.

 

Optimus: Who’s the royalty?

Inferno: The Royalty is the Queen!

Optimus: Huh?

Inferno: He is also you nemesis!

Optimus: *blinks* *Bursts out laughing*

Inferno: What’s so funny?

Optimus: I never thought Megatron would be so dainty. *laughs some more*

Inferno: How dare you laugh at the Queen!

Optimus: *laughs so hard, he would have fallen off the table if he wasn’t securely strapped*

Terrisaur: INFERNO! DO US ALL A FAVOR AND GET YOUR LOGICS FIXED!

 

            Optimus continues to laugh. Meanwhile, Rhinox, DinoBot, and Depth Charge are walking down the hall noticing all the new classrooms they haven’t seen before.

 

DinoBot: This place is most impressive.

Rhinox: I’ve heard legends about this place. It’s where the kids from first grade to sixth grade go to their classrooms.

Depth Charge: When I get my hands on whoever closed the door on us, there’s gonna be hell to pay.

 

            As the three Maximals continue to walk down the hall, Rampage chuckles to himself while leaving the door closed.

 

Rampage: Have fun, old friend. *chuckles some more*

 

            Cheetor tries to tackle Air Razor but fails. Silverbolt trips Rattrap and walks over towards him.

 

Rattrap: Did you jist trip me?

Silverbolt: I believe so but~

 

            Rattrap tries to jump onto Silverbolt but the little fuzor is pulled to safety as Rattrap collides with the floor. Tigatron hops over to the coat cubbie and hides in there. Silverbolt gets up and notices Quickstrike.

 

Silverbolt: Why did you save me?

Quickstrike: Hey, what good is a servant if he’s pummelled into nuthin’?

Silverbolt: Servant?

Quickstrike: Yep.

Silverbolt: But…I am no servant.

Quickstrike: You are now. *reveals Shakespeare book* Unless you never want to see this book again before I let anyone else know.

 

            Silverbolt sighs in defeat.

 

Silverbolt: What do you want?

Quickstrike: You’re my servant now, so whatever I say, goes. Now I’ll call on you when I need you wolfy.

 

            Quickstrike leaves the area as Silverbolt groans in defeat. Megatron gets to the ‘dungeon’ and notices Terrisaur, Inferno and Waspinator fighting.

 

Megatron: I am surrounded by incompetent buffoons!

 

            All three Predacons look up. Inferno quickly stands up and salutes him as Terrisaur and Waspinator sit up looking confused.

 

Terrisaur: What does ‘incompetent’ mean?

Waspinator: Waspinator not know but Waspinator’s dad called Waspinator’s mom that once.

Inferno: It means that you are unworthy for this job. *to Megatron* Royalty! Please forgive me *grovels at Megatron’s feet* Terrisaur and Waspinator were fighting and when I tried to break them up, they insulted me and I got mad and fought back.

Megatron: *kicks Inferno in face* Never mind that. What I want to know is how did the fight start in the first place.

Optimus: Aw come on Megatron.

 

            All the Predacons turn to Optimus, who is still tied to the table.

 

Optimus: The fight was just getting good.

Megatron: *growls* That’s it Primal! I’ve had about enough of you.

Optimus: You said that yesterday and I’m still here.

Megatron: Well now I mean it.

Optimus: Well you meant it yesterday too. ^____________^

 

            Megatron growls some more and then turns to Inferno.

 

Megatron: Tell Scorpinok to come and take your place. I’d also like to speak to Terrisaur and Waspinator.

 

            Both Terrisaur and Waspinator gulp. Mean while, Rhinox, DinoBot and Depth Charge are walking down the hall.

 

Rhinox: Now, which way do we go now?

Depth Charge: How the hell am I supposed to know? I didn’t even wanna look for Primal.

DinoBot: Will you shut up! I have had it up to here with you bashing Optimus.

Depth Charge: Oh yeah? Who wanted to over throw him?

DinoBot: That does it!

 

            Both DinoBot and Depth Charge begin to fight. Rhinox groans.

 

Rhinox: Where are you Teacher-Bot?

 

            In the staff room, Teacher-Bot is talking to one of the other teachers, Instructor.

 

Teacher-Bot: …Did you see what that Principal-tron was wearing today?

Instructor: What?

Teacher-Bot: His wife’s old chest plate.

 

            Both teachers begin to laugh.

Will Megatron’s next plan work? Will Optimus stop smiling so much? Will Rhinox, Depth Charge and DinoBot go left or right? What does Quickstrike have in store for Silverbolt now that he’s his new servant? Will Air Razor and Rattrap ever look in the coat cubbie? Will the Predacons stop fighting? And will Teacher-Bot get off her @$$ and get back to class? Find out next time on Beast Wars: There She Is!