Beast Wars: Recess

(Note: Not to be Referred to Disney’s Recess)

By: Wicked Woman

LAST TIME ON BEAST WARS: KINDERGARDEN:

Tigatron: I had no idea Air Razor could tie knots.

Rhinox: I’m sick and tired of all your complaining and bitching!

Depth Charge: Heh, you said a bad word.

Air Razor: I want my Tigatron!

Rattrap: An’ I want my tradin’ cards!

Tarranchulas takes the paper and looks at it.

Tarranchulas: What the~?

Cheetor then slides passed Air Razor and Rattrap and hits the wall.

Tarranchulas: Fine.

Cheetor quickly comes back towards them.

Tarranchulas: If that’s the way you want it.

Optimus: Hey Rhinox.

Rhinox: Oh, hey Optimus.

Teacher-bot: I’m gone for five minutes (FIVE MINUTES!) and this is what happens?

Rhinox: We came to get you.

DinoBot/Depth Charge: WE?

Rhinox: Yeah, we’ll have to warn the others.

DinoBot: Even the rodent?

Rhinox: Even Rattrap.

AND NOW, FOR THE CONTINUATION:

All the Maximals and Predacons go outside for recess. Silverbolt is about to play in the sand box when Quickstrike walks over to him.

Quickstrike: Oh slave!

Silverbolt groans.

Quickstrike: You’re a-gonna push me on that there swing over there.

Silverbolt: Do I have—?

Quickstrike shrugs.

Quickstrike: Ok, have it your way.

Silverbolt sighs in relief—until Quickstrike turns to the playground.

Quickstrike: HEY! EVERYBODY! GUESS—!!

Silverbolt: Okay, okay, I’ll do it!

Quickstrike: Okay, if that’s what you wanna do.

Silverbolt groans and follows Quickstrike to the swings. Rhinox and DinoBot walk outside while untying Tigatron.

Rhinox: Now, where are the others?

Rhinox then notices Rattrap and Air Razor behind the monkey bars.

Rhinox: Well, there’s two of them. *turns to see DinoBot is missing* DinoBot?

Rhinox then notices DinoBot chasing Cheetor over to the monkey bars.

Rhinox: -_-()

Silverbolt is pushing Quickstrike on the swing.

Quickstrike. Okay, that’s enough pushing. I’m as high up as I wants ta be.

Silverbolt sighed in relief and walks away. Blackarachnia is by the slide when Tarranchulas is finished making his killer robot.

Tarranchulas: Teehehehe, now to turn it on.

Tarranchulas turns on the killer robot and it starts to move towards the playground. Blackarachnia notices it as soon as it begins to climb up the slide. She jumps up but loses her footing and falls over the edge. Blackarachnia grabs onto the edge just as the robot walks towards her. She lets go before the robot could touch her and began to fall. She was then saved by a blur as the robot lost it’s footing and fell into a pond of water and began to short circuit. Tarranchulas notices what happened.

Tarranchulas: O…k… next time, buy a killer robot that’s waterproof.

Blackarachnia looks up to see that her saviour is none other than the maximal Silverbolt.

Silverbolt: Are you~?

Blackarachnia decks Silverbolt in the face and jumps down.

Blackarachnia: And if you ever touch me again, I swear I’ll kill you!

The young black widow then runs off, leaving Silverbolt scratching his head.

Silverbolt: That’s odd.

Tigatron then shows up.

Tigatron: Hey, Rhinox is calling an emergency meeting right now.

Silverbolt: Doesn’t Optimus do that?

Tigatron: This meeting is about him. It’s probably just another intervention to get him to stop nearly killing himself.

Silverbolt: Then let us go.

Both Maximals walk over to the monkey bars where the others are. Rhinox is dragging Depth Charge over too.

Depth Charge: LEMME GO! I’VE ALREADY HELPED YOU ONCE TODAY! PRIMAL’S A LOST CAUSE!

Rhinox: OH JUST SHUT UP!

Rhinox drops Depth Charge to the ground.

Rhinox: Now listen. DinoBot and I have finally found Optimus an~.

Cheetor: BIG BOT’S MISSING! FORM A SEARCH PARTY WHAT ARE WE WAITIN’ FOR!??

Rattrap: We’re waitin’ fer ya ta shaddup kid!

Rhinox: *clears throat* We found Optimus. He’s been captured by the Predacons an~.

Cheetor: GET YOUR WEAPONS READY THEN! WE’LL KICK THOSE PRED’S~!

Air Razor hits Cheetor on the head with a Jackie Chan Tape. (I don’t own Jackie Chan).

Rhinox: Thank you. Anyways, we have to get him back. Who knows what the Predacons could be doing to him.

Optimus is tied up (again) and is being spun around (again) but this time, on a metal tire swing. Terrisaur and Waspinator are laughing.

Terrisaur: Okay, better stop him I think he’s had enough. We’ll see the look on his face and then spin him around again.

Waspinator stopped the swing from spinning.

Optimus: @_@

Optimus falls to the ground.

Optimus: @_@ (then ^_^) Can we do that again?

Terrisaur and Waspinator’s jaws drop.

Optimus: I’m sorry, but you guys just suck at torture. Heck, my crew are made up of explorers and your warrior. Yet you still can’t beat up.

Waspinator: *sniff* That’s *sniff* not *sniff* *sniff* true.

Optimus: Sorry.

Terrisaur and Waspinator then run away crying. Optimus picks up a shard of metal and gets the coils off him. He then gets up and starts to stager.

Optimus: @_@ Guess I shouldn’t have gone spinning again.

Optimus then bumps into Rampage who then picks him up.

Optimus: Hey! Lemme go! I’ve had a lot of fun today, but I should really go back to my group!

Megatron walks in with a sniffling Terrisaur and a whimpering Waspinator.

Megatron: Oh I assure you, you won’t be having fun after the next set of tortures, nnnnoooo.

Megatron then hears Terrisaur and Waspinator sniffling.

Megatron: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! CAN’T YOU TWO STOP EMBARRASSING ME FOR TEN SECONDS!!! 

Optimus: Uh, yeah, nice group.

Megatron: Just you wait Optimus Primal, your time will come, yesss.

To Be Continued…

What does Megatron have planned for Optimus? Will Cheetor keep interrupting Rhinox while he’s talking? Will Silverbolt be freed from slavery? Find out the answers to these and more in Beast Wars: I Don’t Have a Title For this Chapter.