Beast
Wars: There She Is!
LAST
TIME ON BEAST WARS: KINDERGARDEN:
Teacher-Bot:
…Did you see what that Principal-tron was wearing today?
Instructor:
What?
Teacher-Bot:
His wife’s chestplate.
Waspinator:
Waspinator like pretty colors.
Rampage:
Have fun, old friend *chuckles some more*
Depth
Charge: When I get my hands on whoever closed the door on us, there’s gonna
be hell to pay.
Megatron:
*growls* That’s it Primal! I’ve had about enough of you!
Optimus:
You said that yesterday and I’m still here.
Silverbolt trips Rattrap.
Megatron:
Well now I mean it.
Terrisaur and Waspinator both gulp.
Optimus:
Well you meant it yesterday too. ^__________^
DinoBot:
Will you shut up! I’ve had it up to here with you bashing Optimus.
Depth
Charge: Oh yeah? Who wanted to over throw him?
DinoBot:
That does it!
Inferno:
Royalty! Please forgive me *grovels at Megatron’s feet*
Rhinox:
Where are you Teacher-Bot?
Quickstrike:
You’re my servant now, so whatever I say, goes.
AND
NOW, FOR THE CONTINUATION:
Rhinox, Depth Charge and DinoBot are walking down the hall (they chose left)
and notice a lot of different colored doors.
Depth
Charge: At this rate, we’ll never get to Teacher-Bot.
Rhinox:
Shut up.
Depth
Charge: And I’ll never get a chance to rid the whole wide universe of X.
Rhinox:
Shut uuup.
Depth
Charge: I’m goin’ back to the kindergarden class.
Rhinox:
SHUT UP!
Depth Charge and DinoBot turn to Rhinox.
Rhinox:
I am sick and tired of all your complaining and bitching!
Depth
Charge: Heh, you said a bad word.
Rhinox:
>_<# I DON’T CAR—!
DinoBot:
What is it?
Depth Charge and DinoBot turn to see a bunch of older kids.
Kid
#1: Hey Billy. There’s a bunch a kindergardeners here in fifth grade
territory.
Rhinox:
Slag. We’ve gone too far.
Kid
#2: What should we do?
The kid known as Billy walks over to the Maximals.
Billy:
I say we make them eat cyber-paste.
All three fifth graders begin to laugh. Air Razor and Rattrap have both lost
sign of Tigatron.
Air
Razor: WHERE IS HE?!
Rattrap:
If it weren’t for dat spots and bir’dog, we’d ‘ve got ‘im.
Air
Razor: I want my Tigatron!
Rattrap:
An’ I want my tradin’ cards!
Meanwhile, in the cubby, Tigatron is trying to un-tie himself.
Tigatron:
I had no idea Air Razor could tie knots.
Cheetor finally catches up with Air Razor and Rattrap.
Cheetor:
Hey guys~
Cheetor
then slides passed them and hits the wall. He quickly comes back afterwards.
Cheetor:
I don’t think Tigatron wants to play house.
Air
Razor: Yes he does.
Cheetor:
Did you ask hi~?
Air
Razor: Yes. He. Does.
Cheetor:
Oh. Well, you’ll have to get to him through me.
Rattrap:
Oh brotha.
Blackarachnia is sitting at her seat when Tarranchulas walks over.
Tarranchulas:
Megatron wants you to guard the prisoner.
Blackarachnia:
Busy.
Tarranchulas:
Doing what?
Blackarachnia:
Drawing.
Tarranchulas takes the paper and looks at it. One half was Tarranchulas
stabbed to death and cut in half with the word ‘Him’ on the bottom. On the
other half was Blackarachnia hung by a tree using coils with the words ‘Or
Me’ on the bottom.
Tarranchulas:
What the~?
Blackarachnia grabs the paper and walks away.
Tarranchulas:
Fine. If that’s the way you want it.
Tarranchulas walks over to his cubby and pulls out his bag. Inside are
instructions on how to make a killer robot. Tarranchulas begins to chuckle. In
the hallway, Rhinox is arm wrestling with the kid named ‘Billy’, DinoBot
is in another kid’s headlock and Depth Charge is eluding another kid’s
attempt of grabbing him. Teacher-Bot comes out of the staff room and notices
what’s happening.
Teacher-Bot:
You kids stop picking on my students.
All six students look up.
Fifth
Graders: Uh oh.
Maximals:
Teacher-Bot!
Teacher-Bot walks over to the fifth graders.
Teacher-Bot:
Wait until lunchtime when I tell your teachers. And what are you doing outside
of class anyway?
Billy:
Uh oh. Gotta go!
All three fifth graders then run off to class. Teacher-Bot turns to Rhinox
DinoBot and Depth Charge.
Teacher-Bot:
And what are you three doing outside of class?
Rhinox:
We came to get you.
DinoBot/Depth
Charge: WE?
Rhinox:
The class has gone hectic. Air Razor’s chasing Tigatron a student is missing
and the Predacons are up to something.
Teacher-Bot:
Oh just great.
Next thing everyone knows, the door to the kindergarden class opens and
Teacher-Bot stands in the doorway as Rhinox, DinoBot and Depth Charge enter
the classroom.
Teacher-Bot:
I’m gone for five minutes (FIVE MINUTES!) and this is what happens?
All the Predacons and almost all the Maximals sit in their seats. Teacher-Bot
sighs.
Teacher-Bot:
I suppose you all are just too energetic this morning. How about we break for
an early recess and then we’ll get back to learning.
Kindergardeners:
OK!
Everyone, even Teacher-Bot begins to leaves for recess. Rhinox stops DinoBot
and Depth Charge.
Rhinox:
We still have to look for Optimus.
DinoBot:
I guess you’re right.
Depth
Charge: You can do whatever you want. I’m gonna look for X.
Depth Charge leaves the classroom.
DinoBot:
Forget him. We can find Optimus on our own.
Rhinox:
But we need all the help we can get. It could take minutes before we find
Optimus. It may even talk a whole hour!
Just then, Rampage comes by while carrying Optimus over his shoulder.
Optimus:
Hey Rhinox.
Rhinox:
Oh, hey Optimus.
Rampage leaves the room and it suddenly hits Rhinox and DinoBot.
Rhinox:
Wait. Optimus. We found him.
DinoBot:
Let’s go.
Rhinox:
Yeah, we’ll have to warn the others.
DinoBot:
Even the rodent.
Rhinox:
Even Rattrap.
DinoBot groans as he and Rhinox leave the room.
What
will happen at Recess? Will the Maximals get Optimus back? When will
Quickstrike need Silverbolt’s assistance? And will anyone remember that
Tigatron is still in the cubby? *Tigatron falls out of the cubby still tied
up* Never mind. All these answers will be found in Beast Wars: Recess. (Note:
Not to be mistaken with Disney’s Recess.)