Beast Wars Anonymous:

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Author’s Note: I wrote this story becase I didn't have anything to do. It’s just a little fight I made between Rattrap and Dinobot. If you like it, E-mail me at ElitaLizO@aol.com. Thanks.

One Fine Dispute
by Elita (ElitaLizO@aol.com)

Rattrap was walking to the command center to get his assignment for the day. He walked in but only Dinobot was in there.

RATTRAP: Yo, Chopperface, where's everybody?

DINOBOT: They must have smelled you coming so they left.

RATTRAP: Very funny lizard lips, but where are they?

DINOBOT: There not here yet. You’re early.

RATTRAP: You mean I got out of bed to come here and I’m early? I shoulda just stayed and got my beauty sleep.

DINOBOT:Maybe you should have. Primus knows you need it.

RATTRAP: You calling me ugly?

DINOBOT: What do *you* think?

RATTRAP: You’re the one who needs a face makeover.

DINOBOT: Maybe, but there is at least hope for me. You’re too far gone for any help.

RATTRAP: That’s not what the girls back home think.

DINOBOT: Your mother doesn't count.

RATTRAP: Your mom can't have any mirrors around becase they all break when she looks at them.

DINOBOT: And your mother is on the top of the unwanted list.

RATTRAP: Ya, right next to you.

DINOBOT: You, on the other hand, are at the top of the most Annoying list.

RATTRAP: Oh, that was a great comeback. Where did ya get it at, comebacks for kids?

DINOBOT: No, I got it from you.

RATTRAP: (sighs) Listen Chopperface, I don't have time for this.

DINOBOT: Can't think of a comeback, huh?

RATTRAP: No, I just have more important things to do.

DINOBOT: Like what? Looking in the garbage for breakfast?

RATTRAP: That’s not a bad idea.

Rattrap then turns away from Dinobot and walks off to get some breakfast.

DINOBOT: Stupid Vermin.

RATTRAP: Dumb Lizard.