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Midnight Snack
by Firebird

Tarantulas skulked, as was his habit, down the corridor of the habitat area of the Predacon base. Considering what he was carrying in his pincer, he was hoping that he wouldn't meet up with Terrorsaur.

He approached Blackarachnia's quarters, and knocked on the door. She opened the door.

"What do you want, legs?" she asked.

Tarantulas managed to give the impression of smiling as he held out the bouquet of flowers he had picked that afternoon to her.

"May I come in?" he inquired. Blackarachnia smiled slightly, and stepped back to let him enter.

[15 minutes later]

Tarantulas shot back out through the door of Blackarachnia's quarters. His cry of "SHE TRIED TO EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" echoed up and down the halls as he ran for his life from his deadly paramour.

The End